well fan for life Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 8 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: Is this Dutch training camp part of KVV's new contract? Hope we start coming out the tunnel to this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 12 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: Is this Dutch training camp part of KVV's new contract? Who is going over with a GoPro? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 10 minutes ago, ropy said: Who is going over with a GoPro? The next CEO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: The next CEO As good as any selection process so far 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapowzer Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 @well fan for life you can go and sit on the naughty step for exposing us all to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 29 minutes ago, well fan for life said: Hope we start coming out the tunnel to this: 2 minutes ago, Kapowzer said: @well fan for life you can go and sit on the naughty step for exposing us all to that. Oh, I don't know. If big Sammy pumps this out in the Club 100 beer garden when I'm 6 or 7 pints deep before the game on Sunday, I could see me getting on board, wee shitey dance and all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapowzer Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 15 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: Oh, I don't know. If big Sammy pumps this out in the Club 100 beer garden when I'm 6 or 7 pints deep before the game on Sunday, I could see me getting on board, wee shitey dance and all. What about deepthroating a frankfurter too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 18 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: Oh, I don't know. If big Sammy pumps this out in the Club 100 beer garden when I'm 6 or 7 pints deep before the game on Sunday, I could see me getting on board, wee shitey dance and all. I was in Rotterdam last year for that Netherlands - Argentina game and, let me tell you, when an entire pub is bouncing around to that it is some carry on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 18 minutes ago, Kapowzer said: What about deepthroating a frankfurter too? Not gonna lie, I've got a horrifically bad gag reflex so I'd struggle, but I'm a thoroughly modern and open minded guy, and after the 6 or 7 pints I alluded to I'll be willing to give anything a go. Last day of the season, sun shining, comfortable safety, bank holiday, free flowing beer and loose inhibitions. Beautiful Sunday indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowsdower Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 17 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: Not gonna lie, I've got a horrifically bad gag reflex so I'd struggle, but I'm a thoroughly modern and open minded guy, and after the 6 or 7 pints I alluded to I'll be willing to give anything a go. Last day of the season, sun shining, comfortable safety, bank holiday, free flowing beer and loose inhibitions. Beautiful Sunday indeed. While you're googling how to deep throat sausages, KVV is researching how to do the slosh in preparation for his elaborate 30 goal celebration. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapowzer Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 I wonder how much the training camp in Holland is down to Spittal. "Just somewhere flat, nae mountains, flat I tell you or I'll lose ma shit" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 58 minutes ago, Kapowzer said: What about deepthroating a frankfurter too? I was grateful when they beat Rangers but this seems a step too far. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 hours ago, well fan for life said: Hope we start coming out the tunnel to this: Jesus H Christ, and here I thought that Croatia's Eurovision entry was as low as the bar could get. Would I be correct in thinking they didn't film this within 100m of a primary school? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 10 hours ago, well fan for life said: Hope we start coming out the tunnel to this: Did I see Liam Donnelly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-raising Lazarus Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 10 hours ago, well fan for life said: I was in Rotterdam last year for that Netherlands - Argentina game and, let me tell you, when an entire pub is bouncing around to that it is some carry on. Same in Mayrhofen during apres, whole bar we were in was Dutch.... probably similar to drunk Scots and Loch lomond or the proclaimers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Self-raising Lazarus said: Same in Mayrhofen during apres, whole bar we were in was Dutch.... probably similar to drunk Scots and Loch lomond or the proclaimers. My Dutch pal explained what they're actually singing about. It basically translates as "it's better to be too fat to fit in your coffin than miss the party". You can only say fair play. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkySuperSub Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 minute ago, well fan for life said: My Dutch pal explained what they're actually singing about. It basically translates as "it's better to be too fat to fit in your coffin than miss the party". You can only say fair play. My new motto 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swello Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 23 minutes ago, well fan for life said: "it's better to be too fat to fit in your coffin than miss the party" FINALLY something to replace "We exist to improve people's lives" 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santheman Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 Let's get the Banter Thieves to record it in English. I'd buy it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Swello said: FINALLY something to replace "We exist to improve people's lives" The Thread does it again. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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