Things You Have Never Done

[Melanius Mullarkey]

28 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said:

It's not 1946 !

It will be soon.

 

[Bairnardo]

I have never fully eaten a banana.
I'll take one bite and genuinely boke from the taste.  Stick a single slice of banana in a punch bowl and I'll know instantly that it's in there even if I hadn't actually seen or eaten that slice.  I'm generally known amongst friends as the guy that will eat almost anything, but banana is truly yellow kryptonite to me. 
Strangely, I'm quite fond of dried banana (different taste, nothing to do with texture) and everyone loves banana flavoured food, largely because a foam banana has never seen a real banana in its life.

I dont. Banana flavouring is fucking disgusting.

[LondonHMFC]

4 hours ago, welshbairn said:

That green gunk they call liquor is revolting.

Incorrect. 

On another level to gravy. 

[Hedgecutter]

For avoidance of doubt, everybody else is taking a drink whenever somebody posts up something that they themselves have done, right?      

[Shandon Par]

I’ve never “won” when pulling a Christmas cracker. 

[The Moonster]

3 minutes ago, Shandön Par said:

I’ve never “won” when pulling a Christmas cracker. 

Nobody wins. Its just a poorly made hat and a shite joke inside.

[Shandon Par]

5 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Nobody wins. Its just a poorly made hat and a shite joke inside.

100 sleep to Christmas! 

[Robin.Hood]

Never tried Guinness before. 

[welshbairn]

1 hour ago, Shandön Par said:

I’ve never “won” when pulling a Christmas cracker. 

It's all in the thumb action.

[Shandon Par]

1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said:

Never tried Guinness before. 

You're not missing much. Stick to the Bru.

[microdave]

I've never posted in this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shit.

[Hedgecutter]

Asked somebody out.  All my ex's and current partner ended up making the first move.

#feartie

[scottmcleanscontacts]

I have never fully eaten a banana.
I'll take one bite and genuinely boke from the taste.  Stick a single slice of banana in a punch bowl and I'll know instantly that it's in there even if I hadn't actually seen or eaten that slice.  I'm generally known amongst friends as the guy that will eat almost anything, but banana is truly yellow kryptonite to me. 
Strangely, I'm quite fond of dried banana (different taste, nothing to do with texture) and everyone loves banana flavoured food, largely because a foam banana has never seen a real banana in its life.

I don't mind banana bread, in fact I'd go as far as saying it's pretty good.

Don't know what it is with bananas just the very thought is enough to drive me to dry heaving. Wee bit like that with coffee as well, though at least I have actually tasted it.

[scottmcleanscontacts]

It's not 1946 !

Might as well be.

[Mark Connolly]

 

[Academically Deficient]

12 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Asked somebody out.  All my ex's and current partner ended up making the first move.

#feartie

Likewise. Good looking guys like us don't need to. 

[BFTD]

I've never watched Children in Need. Like, I've never even been channel-hopping and discovered it was on. I always seem to remain blissfully ignorant of exactly when it's happening too - the last few years, I've just noticed they've got the one-eyed bear merchandise in the supermarkets, so I knew it was coming at some point, but not exactly when. Do they do a really poor job of advertising the exact date, or is my superpower managing to avoid this?

Also, is it any good? Have I missed decades of quality programming?

[Hedgecutter]

10 minutes ago, BFTD said:

I've never watched Children in Need. Like, I've never even been channel-hopping and discovered it was on. I always seem to remain blissfully ignorant of exactly when it's happening too - the last few years, I've just noticed they've got the one-eyed bear merchandise in the supermarkets, so I knew it was coming at some point, but not exactly when. Do they do a really poor job of advertising the exact date, or is my superpower managing to avoid this?

Same here.  When is it this year anyway?

[BFTD]

1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said:

Same here.  When is it this year anyway?

I think they've already had it. Asda have this one rail of branded T-shirts & pyjamas that they drag out every year and dump in the same place. Think they've had the same stuff for years. They've definitely had it out at some point since lockdown.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

26 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Also, is it any good?

I watched it from the early years, I stopped a while ago.

I get it that it supports vulnerable children across the country, however, there are so many smug celebrities looking  fucking sad that you can tolerate in a lifetime.

Covid-19 has given rise to similar opportunists, I make reference to the Halifax adverts of late and any other bunch of money grabbing b*****ding institutions that want your money.