KnightswoodBear Posted Saturday at 21:51 Share Posted Saturday at 21:51 My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stressball Posted Saturday at 22:43 Share Posted Saturday at 22:43 51 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. Wouldn’t surprise me if Rangers had direct access to an ancient evil tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted Saturday at 23:06 Share Posted Saturday at 23:06 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. A beast thats so grotesque that looking at it would drive you insane? Thought he'd more likely been found at Parkhead myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squonk Posted Sunday at 09:13 Share Posted Sunday at 09:13 If the contractors dig any deeper, they might come across the corpse of the original Rangers. What a horrible thought. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted Sunday at 09:49 Share Posted Sunday at 09:49 34 minutes ago, Squonk said: If the contractors dig any deeper, they might come across the corpse of the original Rangers. What a horrible thought. If they come across 'the deeds', it would be nice if they let auld Bomber know. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naegoodinthedark Posted Sunday at 09:59 Share Posted Sunday at 09:59 12 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. Aye, but what school did Cthulhu go to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted Sunday at 10:15 Share Posted Sunday at 10:15 16 minutes ago, naegoodinthedark said: Aye, but what school did Cthulhu go to? "Great Old One" sounds a bit funny handshake to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted Sunday at 15:31 Share Posted Sunday at 15:31 Can anyone recommend a good doctor and a good lawyer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted Sunday at 15:34 Share Posted Sunday at 15:34 2 minutes ago, bennett said: Can anyone recommend a good doctor and a good lawyer? Seen a few tweets of theirs. Pretty sure that they are either a Celtic fan with a sense of humour (I know!) or a Rangers fan at the madam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted Sunday at 23:52 Share Posted Sunday at 23:52 I blame the old Rangers. They built the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted Monday at 14:59 Share Posted Monday at 14:59 On 22/06/2024 at 22:51, KnightswoodBear said: My mate is an in the know as f**k contractor working at Ibrox and he says they've dug too greedily and too deep and awoken Cthulhu from his slumber and we've doomed the world to His dominion. Your mate is lying to you. Everyone knows R'yleh is at the bottom of the ocean. Cthulhu fh'tagn! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dav nan Gael Posted Monday at 18:49 Share Posted Monday at 18:49 Rumours flying around that RAAC concrete has been found in the Copeland Road end. If correct then it will be in the Govan and Broomloan too......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted Monday at 18:52 Share Posted Monday at 18:52 Celtic fans being absolutely desperate for people to be inhaling asbestos is quite the take. The original story was someone forgot to order materials on time, hid it, then when it didn't arrive on time it all came out and they got sacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted Monday at 19:59 Share Posted Monday at 19:59 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dav nan Gael said: Rumours flying around that RAAC concrete has been found in the Copeland Road end. If correct then it will be in the Govan and Broomloan too......... Please be true. eta. @Melanius Mullarkey Thank you. Edited Monday at 21:22 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted Monday at 20:35 Share Posted Monday at 20:35 Think I prefer the awakening the Balrog rumour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted Monday at 21:00 Share Posted Monday at 21:00 2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Celtic fans being absolutely desperate for people to be inhaling asbestos is quite the take. The original story was someone forgot to order materials on time, hid it, then when it didn't arrive on time it all came out and they got sacked. The entire top tier at Celtic Park are hoping Sevco go bust so they can stop buying season tickets again. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted Tuesday at 05:42 Share Posted Tuesday at 05:42 9 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Please be true. eta. @Melanius Mullarkey Thank you. Probably made from the ground up bones of catholics, SNP fans and Neil Simpsons family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted Tuesday at 06:16 Share Posted Tuesday at 06:16 Think someone at Rangers should be having the legal team take a right good look at the title deeds. Anyone know where they are? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted Tuesday at 11:13 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:13 14 hours ago, bennett said: Think I prefer the awakening the Balrog rumour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted Tuesday at 11:18 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:18 Being on holiday and not checking the internet on an hourly basis, I might have missed all the Ibrox announcements about the signing of the megastars that will help us win the title in the coming season. Can someone update me? Or is the news as grim as I'm expecting ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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