Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: We are communicating through poetry using rhyming slang AABBA you ignoramus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril Nostril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril Schoolgirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: f**k you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I said "rhymes" .. not "sort of rhymes". I love the smell of Pie and Bovril, Even though I'm missing a nostril, There's also a site, But it got a bit shite, Cos everyone's acting so hostile I'm a stick-on for Poet Laureate with that opus. And for Chief Moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I said "rhymes" .. not "sort of rhymes". I love the smell of Pie and Bovril, Even though I'm missing a nostril, There's also a site, But it got a bit shite, Cos everyone's acting so hostile I'm a stick-on for Poet Laureate with that opus. And for Chief Moderator. f**k you. You find a word that rhymes with it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: I wrote you a poem you c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 f**k sake this place just gets worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Headed off on his Russian cruise Loaded up with cheap fags and booze Paid for, by folks on P&B But there's a side, they didn't see "A tedious bore, with manky patter" His dark past, a different matter The doors locked, a trap is set Matches, lighters? Crispy pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 This is all much better than any of that Larkin shite we were forced to read at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I'm worried for Mon Dieu, sticking his head above the parapet and taking it to the power crazed mods like this. Be warned, plans are in place in case anything happens Mon Dieu, me or any of our associates. A team is on standby in Burkino Faso, ready to unleash an uncontainable assault of Lewis Stevenson posts. Last word on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: f**k you. You find a word that rhymes with it then. Closest I can come up with is hovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Alan Stubbs said: I'm worried for Mon Dieu, sticking his head above the parapet and taking it to the power crazed mods like this. Be warned, plans are in place in case anything happens Mon Dieu, me or any of our associates. A team is on standby in Burkino Faso, ready to unleash an uncontainable assault of Lewis Stevenson posts. Last word on it. Big fans of the DECE Party if I remember rightly. A bunch of absolute top boys. Their movement has my support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Your Humble Narrator said: I went to school with a guy called Jimmy Norvall. No you didn't Magee. Stop telling lies all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Didier Drogba is the sickest poet out there fam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 The fantasist by the name of Magee His accounts number more than one hundred and three A greasy ponytail Alias after alias fail Catching a mobile phone Abuse in the home How long will this one last, we'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 36 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril Keith Harris and Orville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 20 minutes ago, Your Humble Narrator said: I went to school with a guy called Jimmy Norvall. I havent seen him in over 20 years though and cant think of a relevant way to shoehorn him into a Pie and Bovril based ditty so that idea is kind of fucked before it got started I guess. Go away Magee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 For fans of Scottish football to meet One no longer need pollute the street Ensconced with beer, far from the chill Remote piss taking's enabled, via pie & bov-ril When your team's being shite and your no happy You can take it out on an alcoholic, sevco chappie While Nizzy watches on like a gathering storm Stroking his banhammer to keep it warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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