Romeo Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 (edited) Left handed people are superior to right handed people? It's been proven scientifically that left handed people are more intelligent, better looking* and better at sports. Will you bow before your left handed overlords? There are (and this has been prove scientifically proven) no disadvantages to being left handed. *has not been scientifically proven Edited September 7, 2016 by Romeo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Sinister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Ambidextrous surely trumps the sinister types? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Cheque books Note pads Fountain pens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Cheque books Note pads Fountain pens Can openers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Gear sticks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I've posted this before, but early 80s joysticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Homosexuality is more common among left handed people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 People playing guitar left-handed just look weird. Unless they're Jimi Hendrix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 8, 2016 Author Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Gear sticks The gear sticks that tend to be on your left...? Most of these devices have been deliberately designed by right handed people in a deliberate attempt to upset left handed people. Yet we still became superior and thrive. So this left handed apartheid will not work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 7 hours ago, bob the tank said: Ambidextrous surely trumps the sinister types? I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: Homosexuality is more common among left handed people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 They had the right idea in the 16th Century. Left handed = witch = burned at the stake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 My wife is left handed. Over the years she has bought stuff from " The Left Handed Shop " These are ordinary household items i.e.. pot strainer which look perfectly innocuous until a " normal " person tries to use them then it's a case of WTF!!! On a historical note the surname Kerr is said to have derived from caury fisted , left hander and all their fortified towers had spiral stairs which twisted in such a way as to give left handers an advantage in sword play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Left handers are no right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I'm left handed and by all accounts am sound as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Write and use scissors with my right hand, however I use a soup spoon with my left, and brush my teeth with my left. It's very rare to be completely one hand dominant, and people will fit into a spectrum of handedness usually. The Edinburgh Handedness Inventory will tell you all about your handedness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I seem to remember his shop was called Leftorium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I play pool with my left hand. Everything else - right hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I write with my left-hand and play snooker with my left hand. All other "sports" I play right-handed. I'd say I'm left-footed, although I'm so crap at football I don't think it makes much difference. Another pain being a leftie at school was ring-binders... I wish I'd had one of these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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