Fullerene Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 33 minutes ago, GordonD said: Salvation Army gatherings aren't what they used to be. Yeah and when your work day is about anger management - you want your free time to be about something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I borrowed a bottle of poppers from the boss and started soaking napkins with it. Why is your boss taking a bottle of poppers on a Christmas night out? Not even bothered you spiked folk with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 42 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Why is your boss taking a bottle of poppers on a Christmas night out? Not even bothered you spiked folk with it! He would have been hoping to get a nice young waiter in the bogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 He would have been hoping to get a nice young waiter in the bogs. And there's people that say chivalry is dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 13 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: And there's people that say chivalry is dead! Sometimes he'd even ask their name. Proper old school gent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 1 hour ago, NorthernJambo said: Why is your boss taking a bottle of poppers on a Christmas night out? Not even bothered you spiked folk with it! He works for Donald Trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Sometimes he'd even ask their name. Proper old school gent. Would ask your name and supply the poppers. If I was gay he sounds like he's ticking boxes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 One of the nights out from our work had one of my female colleagues telling anyone who'd listen that she has great lips for giving blow jobs. Not sure if any of the boys put her boast to the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I got black eyes from a Christmas night out a couple of years back. One of the girls asked if it hurt to get hit in the face at boxing. "Not really" I told her. She then proceeded to randomly punch me in the face throughout the evening. I forgot folk are wearing gloves, rather than rings when they punch you at boxing. Plus she had a few extra stone on my sparring partners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 One of the nights out from our work had one of my female colleagues telling anyone who'd listen that she has great lips for giving blow jobs. Not sure if any of the boys put her boast to the test. Wid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I got black eyes from a Christmas night out a couple of years back. One of the girls asked if it hurt to get hit in the face at boxing. "Not really" I told her. She then proceeded to randomly punch me in the face throughout the evening. I forgot folk are wearing gloves, rather than rings when they punch you at boxing. Plus she had a few extra stone on my sparring partners. Wid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: I got black eyes from a Christmas night out a couple of years back. One of the girls asked if it hurt to get hit in the face at boxing. "Not really" I told her. She then proceeded to randomly punch me in the face throughout the evening. I forgot folk are wearing gloves, rather than rings when they punch you at boxing. Plus she had a few extra stone on my sparring partners. That's what he told the wife. Actually he tried it on and got knocked back (literally). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 We got the email about our Christmas party yesterday, it's on Friday 2nd December. So it's basically a summer party. It's also in the centre of Inverness. Obviously, having a Christmas night out across the road from Wetherspoons is a fantastic idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Ours is on the 17th of December. Dinner at the Merchant City then onto a pub.Everything paid for by the work for the 14 of us.This will be my 20th and they're usually a great laugh.Best laugh was when we we went to the now defunct Inn on the Green and one of our directors who was steamin , decided it would be fun to order the same drink for everyone. So along comes the tray with 12 flaming Zambukas on it which he proceeds to knock over in his excitement, Cue tables chairs and coats being doused in a blue flamed slick and utter carnage breaking out. He hated every minute of the slagging he got at work which made it all the more enjoyable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Mr Pikey said: Ours is on the 17th of December. Dinner at the Merchant City then onto a pub.Everything paid for by the work for the 14 of us.This will be my 20th and they're usually a great laugh.Best laugh was when we we went to the now defunct Inn on the Green and one of our directors who was steamin , decided it would be fun to order the same drink for everyone. So along comes the tray with 12 flaming Zambukas on it which he proceeds to knock over in his excitement, Cue tables chairs and coats being doused in a blue flamed slick and utter carnage breaking out. He hated every minute of the slagging he got at work which made it all the more enjoyable Sounds like an insurance job to me. Was he in for a cut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 On 15 October 2016 at 09:32, Andy C said: One of the nights out from our work had one of my female colleagues telling anyone who'd listen that she has great lips for giving blow jobs. Not sure if any of the boys put her boast to the test. Surely to f**k somebody was man enough to say "they don't look like it to me hen". Open goal missed imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 I'm very much a 'churn it out and f**k off home' type of person when it comes to work. I have no desire to spend my precious spare time with the people I work with. That wasn't the case when I was working part-time whilst studying though. Some of the best nights-out I've ever had were the Christmas dos. Highlights included : - Hotel rooms completely ransacked. - Pub toilets smashed up. - Manager punched in the face by an irate worker. - Female manager sitting on the toilet being bombarded with wet, toilet roll balls. - Manager asleep and KO'd at the table with younger colleagues trying to set him on fire. This. Worked in a supermarket during college. Luved the part time Christmas parties.. utter carnageNo interest in drinking with colleagues now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 hours ago, blanco said: Surely to f**k somebody was man enough to say "they don't look like it to me hen". Open goal missed imo. She might have sooked aff half of the team but nobody's mentioned anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 How generous do people find their employer to be when it comes to Christmas nights out? We've got £75 to split between us as we see fit; I'd imagine we just won't bother doing anything again. I've worked at places that paid for a meal plus one drink, and some that wouldn't stump up for anything. Probably the best one didn't have an organised Christmas do, but gave everyone a £50 bonus and two weeks paid leave over the holiday. You'd take that over any number of wrinkly impersonators or co-worker blowjobs, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Have we met? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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