gannonball Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Jesus, no. There were three wider ladies, one of whom was a leather trouser wearing bouncer at weekends. ^ ^ ^Had a foursome with the 3 aforementioned ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Had a Christmas night out in London and the night started at my bosses' flat on the Thames. One of the ladies from the office was having trouble finding it so being a gentleman so I went down and ushered her into the lift. She was pretty big but the lift was up to the task. Sadly, I was off my tits and literally bouncing off the walls and the lift stopped. She panicked and a detached voice came through the speakers to say help was on the way but it would be a couple of hours. After a few calls to colleagues help arrived and we forced the door and extracted the lady. We were due to get a limo to our destination but again, gravity scuppered the plans as the limo rode a little lower than usual due to a couple of wide loads on board. The underside of the limo got impaled on the keep to the development's security gates (just a wee bit of metal poking up from the ground) so we all had to get taxis. Good to set the tone for the night when you've fucked the building's lift and left a limo wedged in the gates, blocking any residents from getting their cars in or out until the next day. How is big Nessa fae Gavin and Stacey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Starting a new job on the 12th and been invited to the Christmas hangar party on the 16th, all food and booze paid for! Sounds decent but I'll take it very easy as I'm the new boy and don't want to make a tit of myself before everyone knows I'm a tit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 7 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Jesus, no. There were three wider ladies, one of whom was a leather trouser wearing bouncer at weekends. Wid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 6 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: How is big Nessa fae Gavin and Stacey? Bear in mind James Corden has been there first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 hour ago, tree house tam said: Wid. She liked very feminine girls. If you can pass for one then you might be in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 9 hours ago, Scary Bear said: What sort of animals have their Christmas night out on a Saturday? The only reason I attend is due to the fact it's essentially another day off work. I've never worked for a company that had a Christmas night out in on a Saturday. Best day for a Christmas lunch/night out is either a Friday or a Thursday. Mine this year is on a Saturday, which is pish. Last year it was a Friday night after the last shift before the holidays so a couple of us who lived a wee bit away just got a carryout and tanked that before walking around the corner to the local bowling club for a free bar and a meal. Superb. This year it's in a pub at 7 o'clock on a Saturday. Clyde are at home so I don't really have an excuse not to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 9 hours ago, Scary Bear said: What sort of animals have their Christmas night out on a Saturday? 7 minutes ago, Chris_DK said: Mine this year is on a Saturday, which is pish. The only way to justify a Saturday Xmas soirée is by offering free/cheap rooms in a decent hotel for attendees...which can be quite fun. As long as it's not a 'bring your partner' do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 We are apparently having a second one as quite a lot didn't go on the first one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: She liked very feminine girls. If you can pass for one then you might be in there. I'm a chameleon. Can change at will to get my hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 minute ago, tree house tam said: I'm a chameleon. Will change at will to get my hole. Googlie eyed fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 44 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: The only way to justify a Saturday Xmas soirée is by offering free/cheap rooms in a decent hotel for attendees...which can be quite fun. As long as it's not a 'bring your partner' do. The work is based in the west end as does where everyone at the work lives and I live in Cumbernauld so it's a bit shite for me. Trying to get a taxi will be murder. Mind you last year I ended up at a flat in Govan so wasn't all bad. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Chris_DK said: The work is based in the west end as does where everyone at the work lives and I live in Cumbernauld so it's a bit shite for me. Trying to get a taxi will be murder. Mind you last year I ended up at a flat in Govan so wasn't all bad. I think. Cumbernauld...so bad as to make Govan look good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 Jesus, no. There were three wider ladies, one of whom was a leather trouser wearing bouncer at weekends. Pics or GTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 47 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Pics or GTF One looked like Barry White, another like a bigger Miss Piggy and bouncer woman looked like Wee Burney scaled up threefold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Well that was pish - should have came home after the meal - tame as f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Well that was pish - should have came home after the meal - tame as f**k. ^^^ heard Hibs missed a penalty so ran back to the hoose, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 It was alright. Took forever to find parking in Bham city centre so missed the first course, and the other two courses were fairly shite. What sort of c***s serve ONE pig in blanket? Tight b*****ds. Night got better as I got drunk. Women look a lot better when dolled up and wearing short skirts. Shots were had a few times, and so my plan to carry the night on changed into a plan to go home after the venue closed. Still, will probably do it again next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Starts at 7 tonight, I'll be finding a seat with a decent view of the football to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Second Xmas in my current work place (and last if all goes well in the new year) and they don't really do an organised Xmas night out which suits me just fine. So departments sort it out but most of my department (they've all been there 8-20 years) don't get on so none of them will go for it. Again, which I'm completely OK with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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