throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 You've got a serious problem then. You're sounding like my mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Reported for use of the term "cuppies" - unable to read any further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 10 hours of trains today. In first class with a bottle of buckfast like a jakey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 You're sounding like my mother. There's a difference. I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you stopped drinking, I wish you'd said something sooner. I've pretty much become Cliff Richard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: I've pretty much become Cliff Richard. Have you got a colostomy bag as well? It would go with your scarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I've pretty much become Cliff Richard. My condolences to your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 There's a difference. I don't care. Neither does she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I've pretty much become Cliff Richard. Knew some cunto would admit to Maddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 4 hours ago, smpar said: 24/10/16 14 pints of 13% ale. Nursing the 15th as we speak. Drunk level: 3/10. Starting to feel slightly tipsy. I don't want to call you a liar but that must be bollocks. That's the same as 10 bottles of wine. 100 units of alcohol. In one day? Or am I being whooshed? Edit: cause I can't get my imperial measures right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, The DA said: 100 units of alcohol. In one day? He got up early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: He got up early. Early last week, I'd think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Still hungover from Saturday so had 1 vanilla milkshake since getting home. Hopefully be ready to get back on the ale horse soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Had a pint of Heineken in the pub (only £2) will have a bottle of Stella Artios now Drunkenness - 1/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 35 minutes ago, The DA said: I don't want to call you a liar but that must be bollocks. That's the same as 10 bottles of wine. 100 units of alcohol. In one day? Or am I being whooshed? Edit: cause I can't get my imperial measures right. Sorry, that wasn't entirely true, I was actually at about a 4/10 on the drunken chart. I just wanted to show off a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I've not had any alcohol since May 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I've not had any alcohol since May 2015. I bet you are a right dreadful woman to be married to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I had 4 pints (1st one was Hophead & last 3 Tyneside Blondes) in the Malt n Hops. satisfaction level 6/10 drunkeness 5/10 hame now, should I open a bottle of wine? I got a cheapo bottle from Morrisons, orig £7 but got it for £4. we went to the Dreadnought but it was shut, they don't open until 5pm on the early week days ffs. I looked through the windae, they have 4 hand pumps (only 3 in use). But get this, they have a framed Smiths 12" single on the wall, I have to go in when it's open. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: we went to the Dreadnought but it was shut, they don't open until 5pm on the early week days ffs. I looked through the windae, they have 4 hand pumps (only 3 in use). But get this, they have a framed Smiths 12" single on the wall, I have to go in when it's open. Grimbo Might be easier to nick it while they're closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Been off the booze (almost all the time) since early 2015 (fell off the wagon once and was really ill after a bottle of whisky drunk in about 4 hours) Current level of pishedness, 0/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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