BFTD Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Anyone have any interesting gifts planned for the important people in their life, or is there something particularly sexy that you're hoping Santa will (realistically) leave in your own stocking this year? Haven't found anything terribly exciting for the wean, but my mother's a big fan of Game of Thrones and jigsaw puzzles, and the wife noticed this: http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/4d-cityscape-game-of-thrones-kings-landing-3d-puzzle. Should be just her cup of tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 There's the Season 6 special edition of that which comes with a small nuclear device to put underneath the Sept of Baelor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I'm needing ideas for a Christmas present for a fat, boorish, rather slovenly 30 year old drunk who doesn't really have many hobbies - if anyone can think of any decent ideas then let me know. £100 maximum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm needing ideas for a Christmas present for a fat, boorish, rather slovenly 30 year old drunk who doesn't really have many hobbies - if anyone can think of any decent ideas then let me know. £100 maximum. Get her a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates. £20 max. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 9 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm needing ideas for a Christmas present for a fat, boorish, rather slovenly 30 year old drunk who doesn't really have many hobbies - if anyone can think of any decent ideas then let me know. £100 maximum. Lynx Africa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 10 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm needing ideas for a Christmas present for a fat, boorish, rather slovenly 30 year old drunk who doesn't really have many hobbies - if anyone can think of any decent ideas then let me know. £100 maximum. I think you'd enjoy a crate of lager and some wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I think you'd enjoy a crate of lager and some wine. I'm going to have plenty of that in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 18 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm needing ideas for a Christmas present for a fat, boorish, rather slovenly 30 year old drunk who doesn't really have many hobbies - if anyone can think of any decent ideas then let me know. £100 maximum. I'll be quite happy with a sausage supper and some Heineken. If there's anything left over from the £100, stick a couple of fritters in there. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 28 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm needing ideas for a Christmas present for a fat, boorish, rather slovenly 30 year old drunk who doesn't really have many hobbies - if anyone can think of any decent ideas then let me know. £100 maximum. Oh throbbs, you shouldn't have. I haven't got you anything so I'm feeling a bit guilty now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Oh throbbs, you shouldn't have. I haven't got you anything so I'm feeling a bit guilty now You would be pretty easy to buy for tbf! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 These for the burd. Might throw in an Actifry if i'm feeling romantic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 10 minutes ago, throbber said: You would be pretty easy to buy for tbf! True. I'm also not a drunk. Or 30. Also I did get you a gift; the greatest gift of all Love Cos I shagged YER MAW And your dad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Good for you. I would get you a masturbatory aid obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: Good for you. I would get you a masturbatory aid obviously. Excellent. I need a new one after I dropped my last one out of the window at a friend. He put it on top of a work van parked outside and I'm pretty certain they drove away with it still on top 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 A hacked amazon echo that replies to everything with 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 10 hours ago, tree house tam said: These for the burd. Might throw in an Actifry if i'm feeling romantic. Dafuq is that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 (edited) Im going to get a scrotum stress ball for my girlfriend, thanks TreeHouseTam ETA - Where can i get one? Edited December 1, 2016 by throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Im going to get a scrotum stress ball for my girlfriend, thanks TreeHouseTam ETA - Where can i get one? Get your bird a treadmill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just now, jamamafegan said: Get your bird a treadmill. Not spending that much on her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 (edited) There's literally nothing I need this year at all, I've asked the bird to get me timbies and a pair of jeans so no doubt I'll get some aftershave and a PS4 game I don't really want. Eta I got her new straighteners, roshe's and make up. I've leaned years back that I'm decent at presents and she's shite at them so I have to tell her everything. Edited December 1, 2016 by Dazzle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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