Ross. Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: A mate of mine married a stunning blonde Dutch girl about 15 years younger than him. Naturally a couple of years later she ran off with someone more her own age. He got back from work one day to find they'd taken the washing machine, fridge and cooker away from his kitchen. He's now blissfully happy with an old fat bird. Stunning, blonde, Dutch and 15 years younger. Unless he was 30 when they met and married, I would say it was worth a set of kitchen appliances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ross. said: Stunning, blonde, Dutch and 15 years younger. Unless he was 30 when they met and married, I would say it was worth a set of kitchen appliances. He was about 40. Kind of her to leave him the sofa and telly imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I left with the tumble drier and Hoover. Have remained on mortgage as he can't secure enough in own name so he doesn't have to move and have declared no interest in his pension. Also paid off bulk of the debt. So not all woman are bitches! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Romeo said: Love the wife to bits* Modern shite patter thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Romeo said: If it's any consolation I am very happily married after nearly 17 years and love the wife to bits* Most of the time This guy had a similar problem. Man found guilty of Montrose body in bins murder http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-38391427 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I'd rather f**k her into the clyde and take the hit on a custodial sentence than give her half my estate and pension. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 18 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: This guy had a similar problem. Man found guilty of Montrose body in bins murder http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-38391427 I don't see why Judges keep banging on about how murderers try to get rid of the body as if it's almost worse the murder itself. It's just shoddy undertaking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Seems to me if you don't marry a lunatic you'll be ok. Am fucked then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: A mate of mine married a stunning blonde Dutch girl about 15 years younger than him. Naturally a couple of years later she ran off with someone more her own age. He got back from work one day to find they'd taken the washing machine, fridge and cooker away from his kitchen. He's now blissfully happy with an old fat bird. That's the washer and cooker replaced then at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 She's just opened a box of roses and gave me the hazelnut whirls without an argument, so I'll give her more time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The 50% thing is a bit of a myth btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 57 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: She's just opened a box of roses and gave me the hazelnut whirls without an argument, so I'll give her more time That's how they get you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: She's just opened a box of roses and gave me the hazelnut whirls without an argument, so I'll give her more time I'd move anything you really value out of the house asap. First sign. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 2 hours ago, itzdrk said: The 50% thing is a bit of a myth btw. I'd rather walk away with my dignity accepting gracefully that we did work and make best situation possible for three kids who didn't ask for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just now, Rowan said: I'd rather walk away with my dignity accepting gracefully that we did work and make best situation possible for three kids who didn't ask for this. With what I do, there isn't a lot of dignity kicking about this area of life. E.g. getting solicitors to write a letter to a dad who had bought a football kit about how this was extravagant & unfair as the mum couldn't afford to do that so it had to go back. Or a dad refusing to move a hearing date which fell on his sons birthday after the mother's request. Although there was a dad who was just keeping all the children's clothes as some points scoring exercise that I found pretty funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I'd move anything you really value out of the house asap. First sign. A carrier bag 1/2 full should suffice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 No even got a burd and this thread has given me the fear. So once you're married you're half the man you once were? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Diamond8 said: No even got a burd and this thread has given me the fear. So once you're married you're half the man you once were? If you're lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 I'm fully aware that I am punching well above my weight in looks, earning potential and generally being a decent human being. If she ever marries and divorces me, she'd be correcting a poor original decision, but I'd still be fleecing her for whatever I can get. That's the spirit son. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 7 hours ago, Diamond8 said: No even got a burd and this thread has given me the fear. So once you're married you're half the man you once were? Treat them like those giant out of town car parks. Park and ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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