The_Kincardine Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Do you know how Americans use a knife and fork? Sickest and most perverted thing I've ever known. We should have nothing to do with anyone that eats like that. Cut a piece of meat Lay down knife Transfer fork to other hand Insert said meat in to mouth It's fascinating to watch, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wee Willie said: Coz you've got to squeeze the tea bag with your finger to get all the tea oot. Try squeezing it between the spoon and side of the cup above the waterline. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: Try squeezing it between the spoon and side of the cup above the waterline. You're welcome. Or use a teapot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Just now, The_Kincardine said: Or use a teapot? Steady, now. We don't all have the Queen over for tea and crumpets on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Try squeezing it between the spoon and side of the cup above the waterline. You're welcome. guid try but you've got tae press your finger against the back of the spoon tae exert pressure and the spoon is effin' hot. 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Or use a teapot? another guid try but I'm a lonely auld sod and I'm called 'wan cup willie' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 May I suggest you buy a teaspoon with a handle ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wee Willie said: Me, coz i'm left-handed _____________ the best thing since sliced bread is a tea-bag strainer. Nae mair burnt fingers. that is overly elaborate, what you need for squeezing your tea bags is one of these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Steady, now. We don't all have the Queen over for tea and crumpets on a regular basis. F**k her, she can bring her ain tea and there's nae crumpets in my hoose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Wee Willie said: guid try but you've got tae press your finger against the back of the spoon tae exert pressure and the spoon is effin' hot. another guid try but I'm a lonely auld sod and I'm called 'wan cup willie' The spoon has a handle Perhaps if the pressure of the spoon isn't sufficient to get the rest of the dregs out the bag you should be called 'miserable c**t willie' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: May I suggest you buy a teaspoon with a handle ? you may, but you still have tae press your finger against the back of the spoon tae squeeze the last drop - believe me, I've tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 This thread's making me almost as angry as the Trump thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The spoon has a handle Perhaps if the pressure of the spoon isn't sufficient to get the rest of the dregs out the bag you should be called 'miserable c**t willie' That's no nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, Romeo said: that is overly elaborate, what you need for squeezing your tea bags is one of these... I'd buy that - but I widnae buy Miguel Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Willie clearly has some kind of degenerative muscular/nerve condition that prevents him from administering enough pressure to squeeze a teabag, and is deserving of sympathy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 you may, but you still have tae press your finger against the back of the spoon tae squeeze the last drop - believe me, I've tried it. Use two teabags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Kennboy1978 said: Use two teabags. F**ksake nae comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Willie clearly has some kind of degenerative muscular/nerve condition that prevents him from administering enough pressure to squeeze a teabag, and is deserving of sympathy. Thank you for that and I've given you a greenie - merci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Anyway...if moist towelettes are included in this discussion then the greatest basic household invention for parents has been the disposable nappy. f**k nappy pails and all that went along with it. The disposable nappy liberated women from hours of drudgery and being up to their elbows in shite and made it easy for blokes to assume practical parental responsibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 17 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Or use a teapot? Short and stout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Just now, doulikefish said: Short and stout I'm not but I do spout a lot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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