supermik Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Egg slicer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t1t3h Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Ah but what was the greatest invention before sliced bread was invented? Bruce Forsyth was born a few months before sliced bread was invented. I don't think he's that great though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 How else would I be able to slice my sandwiches? I like to do them as triangles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 11 hours ago, Septentrional Wasp said: Anyone not using scissors to slice their pizza really doesn`t deserve cleanly cut slices. Explain yourself. Immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Toast chiller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 People of the world. Reject the lies you have been told. Reject these circular slicers. Follow the path to stringless cheese. The movement has begun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 11 hours ago, Septentrional Wasp said: Anyone not using scissors to slice their pizza really doesn`t deserve cleanly cut slices. My girlfriend was looking for the scissors to cut a pizza a while back, and her brother couldn't understand why. She then looked to me and asked "what would you cut a pizza with??" looking for my support in the argument. Apparently using a pizza cutter/slicer to cut/slice pizza was the incorrect answer. I'm now considering my options Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 My girlfriend was looking for the scissors to cut a pizza a while back, and her brother couldn't understand why. She then looked to me and asked "what would you cut a pizza with??" looking for my support in the argument. Apparently using a pizza cutter/slicer to cut/slice pizza was the incorrect answer. I'm now considering my options Your girlfriend = ITK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Cutting pizza with scissors has to be a euphemism for standing up to wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Tbh, I've never even considered using scissors to cut a pizza. Those pizza cutters are shite... they're difficult to use no matter what surface the pizza is on. Also, the topics tend to go wherever, and you end up with some slices half bald, and others piled high with topics. Next time I eat a pizza, I will use scissors to cut it and report back with my results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Cook pizza. Fold in half. Eat. Less dishes, more manly. *folding optional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I'm sorry, what? Pizza cutters are difficult to use? Are you Stephen Hawking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Tbh, I've never even considered using scissors to cut a pizza. Those pizza cutters are shite... they're difficult to use no matter what surface the pizza is on. Also, the topics tend to go wherever, and you end up with some slices half bald, and others piled high with topics. Next time I eat a pizza, I will use scissors to cut it and report back with my results. I'm looking forward to your enlightenment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 24 minutes ago, deej said: My girlfriend was looking for the scissors to cut a pizza a while back, and her brother couldn't understand why. She then looked to me and asked "what would you cut a pizza with??" looking for my support in the argument. Apparently using a pizza cutter/slicer to cut/slice pizza was the incorrect answer. I'm now considering my options The correct answer is one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Of course if you've got a problem with weighty choppers you could try these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 These may be acceptable as it picks up the slice, and would keep slices generally the same size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Tin Opener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Tin Opener To cut a pizza? You've lost your mind, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I ticked wipes but I really mean these babies. Ahhhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Pizza cutters are generally shite. Fine if you work in a pizza place and are cutting pizzas that are in a takeaway box and therefore are braced in place. Chopping board and huge knife if you're doing it at home. Using scissors is one of the most tragic things I've ever heard. Genuinely feel sorry for the down and outs doing this. They've slipped through society's safety net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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