Pie and Bovril - Most frightening posters in history

[Jimmy85]

Sounds Philpyesque. 

[Hillonearth]

17 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

I wonder if Marjory knows how close she is to such a fearsome address.

If Marjory's lived there that long she could probably knit you a jumper made of this:

 

[The_Kincardine]

1 minute ago, Musketeer Gripweed said:

Only thing was he did it within about 15 minutes of being told to do so and then proceeded to start a new thread about how he was new here and to treat him gently.

 

That could be any one of dozens of posters, though.

[Cerberus]

4 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said:

In the early days there was this one guy who used to make an arse of himself on a regular basis. He was given a bit of advice I seem to remember, go and create a new account (it was a lot easier back then) and come back later and lie low and keep under the radar for a bit. Well, he seemed to take the advice and went away and created a new account. Only thing was he did it within about 15 minutes of being told to do so and then proceeded to start a new thread about how he was new here and to treat him gently.

I won't name the guy, or even the team he supported, just in case he still posts here.

 

Magee.

[Flybhoy]

32 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

Magee.

Whatever happened to him eh...

[The_Kincardine]

2 minutes ago, Flybhoy said:

Whatever happened to him eh...

It's funny to have you and the odious Kingy posting at the same time.

You usually coordinate your bannings to bypass each other.

[Coooombe]

Was it St Miranda who invented some bollocks about having an economics degree from Oxbridge in order to win some credibility in an argument over football?

There's also Scotzine who managed to go from having the forum help him out with his magazine to roundly ridiculing him in the space of about 2 pages.

[Gaz]

15 hours ago, Musketeer Gripweed said:

In the early days there was this one guy who used to make an arse of himself on a regular basis. He was given a bit of advice I seem to remember, go and create a new account (it was a lot easier back then) and come back later and lie low and keep under the radar for a bit. Well, he seemed to take the advice and went away and created a new account. Only thing was he did it within about 15 minutes of being told to do so and then proceeded to start a new thread about how he was new here and to treat him gently.

I won't name the guy, or even the team he supported, just in case he still posts here.

 

Philpy. Came back as RaithRaver, Silky8 and a couple of others that I can't remember.

[Gaz]

11 hours ago, Coooombe said:

Was it St Miranda who invented some bollocks about having an economics degree from Oxbridge in order to win some credibility in an argument over football?

There's also Scotzine who managed to go from having the forum help him out with his magazine to roundly ridiculing him in the space of about 2 pages.

He claimed he was a professor at the London School of Economics.

[mjw]

He claimed he was a professor at the London School of Economics.

Did he know Bishop Briggs?

[welshbairn]

Pepperoni advised the Clinton campaign on how to win the Election.

[8MileBU]

Pepperoni advised the Clinton campaign on how to win the Election.

He also knew people that knew Ronaldo.

[Reina]

On 4/12/2017 at 20:45, Loki said:

I have met Kilt on a couple of occasions (at the 5s tournaments) and he seemed okay in person.  Although I did enjoy repeatedly volleying the ball off his body - I managed to rattle him in the stomach and nuts before injuring his wrist.  Reina also scored a beauty past him.

Clyde Till I Die was another that was absolutely fine whenever I met him, but I certainly wouldn't want to get on his bad side.  

Steven the Raith fan also turned up at the 5s and as Philpy said was a bit smelly.  He said he lost his wallet, and had no money, so my mate Del let him kip on the floor and we gave him a train fare home the next day.  But he was very strange, didn't really talk to anyone, and just creeped Reina out.  I think we said we would meet him at a certain place in ten minutes and just fucked off on him.  He then followed me about the forum for that season and quickly got seriously pissed off with my "Hello Down There" signature as Ross County steam rollered Raith to the title.  In one post I called him Gonzo (as he had a massive nose and I was referencing the muppet) and he went on a tirade about I knew nothing of his porn habits, so I hadn't the right to call him Gonzo. 

 

Aye, but none of them are as fucking loony as you. That was a hilarious night out. We just left the bugger in the middle of Glasgow...

On 4/12/2017 at 22:01, Loki said:

He's too sensible for that nowadays, he's now a doctor 

I've got some pictures that could quickly put an end to that.

On 4/12/2017 at 22:30, Sloop John B said:

Safe to say, that if a creepy sex pest pagan like Kilt was able to marry and have kids then there is genuinely no excuse for anyone not to find love.

She was blind, wasn't she?

On 4/13/2017 at 12:17, philpy said:

Whatever happened to the falkirk poster, "gogo"?? He was some boy.

Shagger

On 4/13/2017 at 14:40, Rugster said:

Ron Burgundy.

Actually quite a funny poster, but was banned for something and went on an absolute crusade, re-registering continually and I'm sure he phoned up a moderator's place of employment to grass that moderator up for being on the internet during the day.

 

On 4/13/2017 at 14:45, Francesc Fabregas said:

Ron Burgundy was exceptional during his short run. He took on all comers and I remember xbl getting a particularly hard time of it. I'm sure it was "Reina", a teacher, whose employers he called to complain about her internet use during school time. It was that moment where he tipped from a good laugh into something really frightening.

Still, the time he bodied Kilt was one of my all-time favourite moments, and "Ronkers", his one-word thread that was deleted within minutes, was tremendous.

Aye, it was me. I had spent most of the day deleting all his aliases. He went ape and threatened to phone my place of work. Except we weren't actually at school that day - I think it must have been our 'occasional day'. He set up a website and started posting about the mods. I think he called me the stable boy or something? Utter roaster.

On 4/14/2017 at 18:17, Gaz said:

Peter Dow.

Now there was a complete mentalist.

On 4/21/2017 at 08:17, Cardinal Richelieu said:

12 Ruel Street is fictional as well, although having been served by him in Tesco, I know Kilt is (was) very real. 

I parked on Ruel Street when I went to Hampden for the League Cup final in November. True story. I'm pretty sure I 'checked in' on Facebook.

This thread has been brilliant.

[Savage Henry]

And he knew more about football than all of us because he had played for an unnamed club at an unspecified level.

Haw you! He played in the Scottish Cup final, when not advising Joe Biden, he'll have you know.

He also claimed Condoleeza Rice was 4 ft 11.

She's 5ft 8.

[Loki]

6 minutes ago, Reina said:

Aye, but none of them are as fucking loony as you. That was a hilarious night out. We just left the bugger in the middle of Glasgow...

 

At least I don't cry in Subway.  Loony.

[Reina]

Just now, Loki said:

At least I don't cry in Subway.  Loony.

Hottest one ever.

[welshbairn]

[Swarley]

Was Kilt banned or did he leave on his own terms?

[Rugster]

Just now, Swarley said:

Was Kilt banned or did he leave on his own terms?

Left of his own volition 

[Rugster]

I haven't seen him posting for a while but Flyerton was a bit of a weirdo. Would pop into a discussion with a youtube video of a song or such like, stating number one xx years ago linking it by the thinnest of hairs possible to the topic at discussion. Really weird. Regularlywhen he was asked WTF he was doing he would just delete the post and act like nothing had happenned.