philpy Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Vandetta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Gaz said: He was a massive racist. They do like their racism in the Balkan states. Croatia, Serbia, Slovenia, Bosnia etc etc, mad for the racism so they are. -7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Didn't Marrez have an absolutely glorious breakdown over losing an online game of FIFA to Darkblue62? It was a proper, full-on tear-stained effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 On 18/04/2017 at 22:17, Forever_blueco said: What the f**k is a candy ass ? was this not the patter the rock used to hit out with in wrestling Didn't Jagger and Marianne Faithful make it famous? AKA The Mars Bar party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Didn't Jagger and Marianne Faithful make it famous? AKA The Mars Bar party. I have no idea who marianne faithful or the mars bar party is . I am assuming jagger is auld mick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Forever_blueco said: I have no idea who marianne faithful or the mars bar party is . I am assuming jagger is auld mick The story went that during a drugs raid on Keith Richards' house, the police found Mick Jagger eating a Mars bar. The Mars bar was inside Miss Faithful at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: The story went that during a drugs raid on Keith Richards' house, the police found Mick Jagger eating a Mars bar. The Mars bar was inside Miss Faithful at the time. every day is a school day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 The story went that during a drugs raid on Keith Richards' house, the police found Mick Jagger eating a Mars bar. The Mars bar was inside Miss Faithful at the time. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Forever_blueco said: every day is a school day Imagine what he could've done with a Twix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The story went that during a drugs raid on Keith Richards' house, the police found Mick Jagger eating a Mars bar. The Mars bar was inside Miss Faithful at the time. Kids know nothing these days. Probably don't even know about Led Zeppelin and the 'shark incident'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Kids know nothing these days. Probably don't even know about Led Zeppelin and the 'shark incident'. Do tell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Kids know nothing these days. Probably don't even know about Led Zeppelin and the 'shark incident'. Or Una Stubbs and the coffee table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Or Una Stubbs and the coffee table. Or Richard Gere and the hamster. Edited April 20, 2017 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Led Zeppelin and Vanilla Fudge are staying at a lakeside hotel. They fish from the window and catch various 'mudsharks' (sort of dogfish kinda things, basically minisharks). They catch about 30 of them and decide to hide the dead sharks all round the hotel room for a lark. Things get a bit carried away and at some point a groupie is tied to the bed and then a dead shark is used as a cadaverous dildo (great band name!) to f**k the groupie while it is filmed by the groups entourage. The hunt for the great mudshark dildo film is one of rock music's enduring mysteries. Probably burned to destroy evidence! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, Dee Man said: Or Richard Gere and the hanster. What did Hans do? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: What did Hans do? Oh FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Kids know nothing these days. Probably don't even know about Led Zeppelin and the 'shark incident'. I read a Zep bio and one of them corrected the story. He said it was actually a red snapper, leading to the immortal line "let's introduce this red snapper to this red snapper" (for the lady was a redhead). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Imagine what he could've done with a Twix. Or a five finger Kit Kat. Edited April 20, 2017 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said: Or a five finger Kit Kat. Or five Creme Eggs on a piece of string. Too far? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Or five Creme Eggs on a piece of string. Too far? It's what Jesus would have wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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