mjw Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Or a five finger Kit Kat. Stan Collymore and Kirsty Gallagher know that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Or five Creme Eggs on a piece of string. Too far? You'd probably need to put them in the fridge first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 A great story from 2006 or 2007: A female poster announced she was going on holiday and would be travelling from Glasgow Airport. Kilt, who worked in customs, in a bold and unusual move, used his influence to check her flight times and then accosted her in the queue at security with a box of chocolates. You'll have to go a long way to find something as sinister. True story I was on my way to see my then boyfriend (now husband of 10 yrs!). I had met Kilt at the fives so he knew my first name. One throwaway RTBC post later and a very awkward encounter ensued as he appeared with a box of maltesers on my way to the gate. I have no idea what he hoped to achieve with this behaviour.Lesson learned regarding over sharing on the Internet! No idea what made me click on this thread, to old for this forum nonsense these days, still browse the Falkirk threads and a few others but most of the chat passes me by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 21, 2017 Author Share Posted April 21, 2017 True story I was on my way to see my then boyfriend (now husband of 10 yrs!). I had met Kilt at the fives so he knew my first name. One throwaway RTBC post later and a very awkward encounter ensued as he appeared with a box of maltesers on my way to the gate. I have no idea what he hoped to achieve with this behaviour.Lesson learned regarding over sharing on the Internet! No idea what made me click on this thread, to* old for this forum nonsense these days, still browse the Falkirk threads and a few others but most of the chat passes me by now. *too -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 How old do you need to be to be too old for this forums nonsense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 dead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: How old do you need to be to be too old for this forums nonsense? The same age as Danny Glover when he filmed Lethal Weapon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 7 hours ago, Baggio said: True story I was on my way to see my then boyfriend (now husband of 10 yrs!). I had met Kilt at the fives so he knew my first name. One throwaway RTBC post later and a very awkward encounter ensued as he appeared with a box of maltesers on my way to the gate. I have no idea what he hoped to achieve with this behaviour. Lesson learned regarding over sharing on the Internet! No idea what made me click on this thread, to old for this forum nonsense these days, still browse the Falkirk threads and a few others but most of the chat passes me by now. How come when people pull that shit in the films it's taken as wonderfully or foolishly romantic, but in real life it's generally just creepy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 How come when people pull that shit in the films it's taken as wonderfully or foolishly romantic, but in real life it's generally just creepy? Because movie characters are fictional. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 12 Ruel Street is fictional as well, although having been served by him in Tesco, I know Kilt is (was) very real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 I had an exam at the Couper Insitute a couple of weeks back and walked past Ruel St on the way there, certainly fired me up even thought it was established a long time ago there is no number 12. I did not have my maw with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 To be fair I like malteasers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Or Una Stubbs and the coffee table. Go on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: Go on I don't know the full detail but I'm guessing the table is glass and it involves number ones and twos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 On 4/12/2017 at 14:18, irvine_buddie said: A Colin Nish stalker.. that is truly bizarre. She's been at it for years. Used to go off on a rage when anyone slated him for being pish over on the bounce think she's Japanese too - I often thought of Nish being similar to some superstar over there like Homer in the Simpsons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 On 4/12/2017 at 21:22, Honest Saints Fan said: Bear in mind I was 19 when kilt sent me this shit and he's the same age as my dad... that's a fucking belter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 11 hours ago, throbber said: How old do you need to be to be too old for this forums nonsense? 10 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: dead That's not true, I'm still posting. Anyway Kilt was one of the main posters on here when I joined and he struck me as someone who needed help. Keeping posting on here did him no favours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 That's not true, I'm still posting. Exactly, it's a bit harsh to say they are too old for the forum nonsense! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: 12 Ruel Street is fictional as well, although having been served by him in Tesco, I know Kilt is (was) very real. Ahem..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Ahem..... I live round the corner and went on a pilgrimage to the sacred site, only to find nothing between 10 and 14. I think Googlemaps is trolling us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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