Scary Bear Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Fucks me off to this day that pie and bovril is made out to have came off worse in that. Only the hopeless fucks at the Daily Record could award that to Mumsnet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) On 27/04/2017 at 23:27, Coooombe said: Fucks me off to this day that pie and bovril is made out to have came off worse in that. I know, the best they managed was "Pie and Bollocks..." Bering in mind, this was from a forum which first came to my attention when my missus told me in tears of laughter about a thread somebody on her FB had told her about on there - some limpdick whose wife had posted about his habit of keeping a pint glass of water beside the bed to dunk his junk in after the act to avoid "feeling yucky" afterwards. "Does anyone else's darling hubby have a penis-dunking beaker...?" EDIT: Fuckin' A - found it... https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-do-you-dunk-your-penis Edited April 29, 2017 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Hey mumsnet, come bring yer milky baps if ye think yer smart enough m9s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 40 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: I know, the best they managed was "Pie and Bollocks..." Bering in mind, this was from a forum which first came to my attention when my missus told me in tears of laughter about a thread somebody on her FB had told her about on there - some limpdick whose wife had posted about his habit of keeping a pint glass of water beside the bed to dunk his junk in after the act to avoid "feeling yucky" afterwards. "Does anyone else's darling hubby have a penis-dunking beaker...?" EDIT: Fuckin' A - found it... https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-do-you-dunk-your-penis Could he not just wipe his knob on the curtains like the rest of us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 19 minutes ago, supermik said: Could he not just wipe his knob on the curtains like the rest of us? I reckon he just pished in the mug because he couldn't be arsed going to the toilet, got caught and pretended he was cleaning his knob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 He's mentioned a bit earlier in the thread - did Ron Burgundy not end up being outed as some Sun journalist? Am I imagining that? Was that not a Partick Thistle supporter? Fairly sure he wrote the story on a boy I know who wrote some vicious tweets about Kate Middleton lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Who was the alleged journalist who spent years relentlessly trolling Dundee threads, about the same time as Hebridean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 The Arch was the Thistle supporter who ended up working for The Sun. Always seemed like a decent c**t on here as well. Shame. I recall there was a story floating about that Ron worked at The Sun too though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Was that not a Partick Thistle supporter? Fairly sure he wrote the story on a boy I know who wrote some vicious tweets about Kate Middleton lol. Ron was definitely a Sun journalist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Ron was definitely a Sun journalist. I'm thinking of The Arch or something. No surprises a Sun journo has top level stalking abilities though. I wonder if WTM is on the books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I thought The Arch worked for the Daily Record, and not in a "I write the blog for my club" way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 The Arch is a tabloid journalist. Ron Burgundy was some low level Sun staffer, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 8mile has just stolen the crown of this from WTM, stalking my facebook, uploading pictures from it, screengrabbing it and posting it along with a conversation with himself and a made up friend called Tony on the Sevco v Celtic thread. Absolute basket case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 8mile has just stolen the crown of this from WTM, stalking my facebook, uploading pictures from it, screengrabbing it and posting it along with a conversation with himself and a made up friend called Tony on the Sevco v Celtic thread. Absolute basket case. ^^^ Paranoia overload. Calm down and seek help man! All this because someone slagged you off for making a flag that looked like it had been made by a five year old! [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Just now, 8MileBU said: ^^^ Paranoia overload. Calm down and seek help man! All this because someone slagged you off for making a flag that looked like it had been made by a five year old! Maybe im paranoid because some creep from Pie and Bovril has been stalking my facebook, uploading pictures from it and posting them on here along with made up text messages from a non existent person. Like I said DM me who it is and it will stay between you and me, we all know you wont. Oh and the 'Six down, four to go' slogan on the flag was done by my 11 year old son, he also has facebook but im about to tell him to change it from public to private. Zoomer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Maybe im paranoid because some creep from Pie and Bovril has been stalking my facebook, uploading pictures from it and posting them on here along with made up text messages from a non existent person. Like I said DM me who it is and it will stay between you and me, we all know you wont. Oh and the 'Six down, four to go' slogan on the flag was done by my 11 year old son, he also has facebook but im about to tell him to change it from public to private. Zoomer. Change it to private then. I'm not even on Facebook you paranoid twat [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Red hot magee on magee action here. *emoji* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Fuckin Sunday nights in this place...scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: Fuckin Sunday nights in this place...scenes. Was just away to post this, fucking love a Sunday night on Pie and Bovril. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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