NorthernJambo Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Anyone good at mending trainers? PM me your bank details and I'll sort you a new pair... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 12 Ruel Street, bring yer maw: an offer to settle a matter over which there is a disagreement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Beast; a term used to define men who make illicit comments about underage girls (otherwise known as a Tedi) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 5 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Someone made a joke about his 'crispy pets' as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Beast; a term used to define men who make illicit comments about underage girls (otherwise known as a Tedi) Keep pushing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) Keep pushing: A sinister threat to those exposing beastliness. Edited April 13, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Juice. A word for a carbonated drink which doesn't involve the extract of a fruit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Is a Helen not a reference to Helen Lovejoy or a forum pant wetter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Aidsy spunk - the semen of an HIV carrier. Stinlar - Stranraer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Anyone good at mending trainers? Were these ever 'restored' I wonder? [emoji38]You can't call red dots 'Helens' anyway. Apart from being ridiculously shite chat, Helens are surely Helen Lovejoy-types who look for posts to be offended at and report. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I still wonder how those trainers got in that state. What did he have to do for that to happen to them?! It's like they're burnt, damp, mouldy and dirty all at the same time, as well as having been physically beaten someone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I still wonder how those trainers got in that state. What did he have to do for that to happen to them?! It's like they're burnt, damp, mouldy and dirty all at the same time, as well as having been physically beaten someone To be fair everyone's got a fucked pair of trainers they use for painting or gardening. It was the lead up to the picture which was brilliant. I think Monster was talking about trainer restoration with Philpy said he had a pair he thinks might be able to be restored and posted this*. I laughed for a good ten minutes. * going from memory as I couldn't find the post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 MUBTUMBO: Ex West Brom midfielder, Youssouf Mulumbu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 42 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Beast; a term used to define men who make illicit comments about underage girls (otherwise known as a Tedi) Goodnight, sweet prince x: used to console people who are about to be punted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Whas' in cherge? - A rhetorical question, usually shouted, used by ageing football managers to gain the attention of their inferiors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 That philpy restoration post had me until the following morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 They look around a size 4 or 5, skidmarks is a midget. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, bennett said: They look around a size 4 or 5, skidmarks is a midget. They're not his shoes you utter moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Juice. A word for a carbonated drink which doesn't involve the extract of a fruit. Something you should maybe try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Something you should maybe try. Not guilty, chum. A quarter of a lime in my G&T ensures I get at least my 5 a day. Hic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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