Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Who gives a f**k? Get back to documenting P&Bisms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Pie and Bovril Glossary______ for this Shite: informing a poster that they have started a thread when there is already one which exists for the topic in question ..... for this pish Surely?! (usually followed by "don't call me Shirley", based on an Airplane! joke) IMO: In My Opinion; shorthand for lazy b*****ds I used this in a text to my non-P&B brother today. If only this thread had come earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Northern Rock: A sure fire way to make money, the morons just can't see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Or to quote its full name (courtesy of Beyemystic), the Squalid Postage Stamp Statelet. I honestly thought Helen's referred to a greenie, i.e. Helen Green. I've since discovered there is no such (famous) person so I'm indebted to this thread for setting me straight. And your apostrophe abuse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Just now, The_Kincardine said: And your apostrophe abuse? I was, er, referring to Helen's post earlier. I must commit seppuku forthwith 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 A light ailment? You've got Bad AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 The Pun Club: Tosspots who think a Glossary is an exhibition of shiny-surfaced paints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) Clyde Riviera Section of the West Coast around Gourock/Greenock (perhaps Dumbarton), used by locals to infer that the area is some form of tourist destination rather than a post-industrial wasteland. Seaside Leagues Scottish League One and the senior leagues below (have a) Charles Green dot, based on Charles Green Big Kawser Kawser Quamer, BBC Scotland weather presenter. The Auld Yin Carol Kirkwood, BBC Britain weather presenter. Getting off at Haymarket Alighting a train between Edinburgh Waverley and South Gyle. That or a dubious form of pre-climax contraception. Windows down, heater up full blast The obvious solution to any problem, arising from someone on here claiming that this would sort out someone else's car issue. Edited April 17, 2017 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 TL;DR - An acronym relating to a lengthy piece of prose that is by and large felt to be excessive for a football forum such as P&B and where the supposed reader disregards the said prose and simply marks it TL;DR (Too long, didn't read). It can also be used to further irritate someone at the point of meltdown or slaver. Sometimes it can be in the form of a meme typically utilising an image of an attractive female doing a seemingly unusual activity. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Without wishing to sound like a VL, surely a lot of these (such as TL;DR) are common Internet memes / tropes / thingmies ... surely this thread is here to train people how to understand P+B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Without wishing to sound like a VL, surely a lot of these (such as TL;DR) are common Internet memes / tropes / thingmies ... surely this thread is here to train people how to understand P+B? Swing and a miss, VL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I'm afraid to ask, but curiosity has got the better of me, why is the mutton dressed as lamb, try too hard, maybe used to come in on the other bus, but is now back on solids, BBC Scotland weather clunge referred to as "Kawser"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm afraid to ask, but curiosity has got the better of me, why is the mutton dressed as lamb, try too hard, maybe used to come in on the other bus, but is now back on solids, BBC Scotland weather clunge referred to as "Kawser"? Wrong one. Google is your friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm afraid to ask, but curiosity has got the better of me, why is the mutton dressed as lamb, try too hard, maybe used to come in on the other bus, but is now back on solids, BBC Scotland weather clunge referred to as "Kawser"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 46 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Without wishing to sound like a VL, surely a lot of these (such as TL;DR) are common Internet memes / tropes / thingmies ... surely this thread is here to train people how to understand P+B? Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Scottish men in their late 30s that don't know which BBC weather presenter is which are OFTW, IMO (in my opinion). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Scottish men in their late 30s that don't know which BBC weather presenter is which are OFTW, IMO (in my opinion). That better not be aimed at me. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: That better not be aimed at me. c**t. A lot of people were yelling stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: That better not be aimed at me. c**t. I wish it was aimed at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Ukrainian Football - Not always an easy way to beat the bookies.Any young Scottish player who hasn't won the Balon D'or by age 20 - fucked it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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