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43 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Juniors fan.

An individual who displays all manner of social ills.

I thought the term was "Juniors Thicko" myself. Self explanatory. 

In before the ban - usually the second post on a thread when the first post is controversial/mod baiting/tedious. 

TTB - beige poster. supports diddy club. pondlife. occasional member of the Pun Club.

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7 minutes ago, King Dom's Moustache said:

Helen Lovejoy as in the reverends wife from the Simpsons.

I always wondered who that was in reference to :lol:

Are you talking about red dots? Its Hellen Reddy who Grimbo etc were reffering to she was a singer in the 70's.

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Just now, Bairnardo said:

 


I never got the Helen Lovejoy reference any time I have seen it used but thats because until now my mind was mistakenly taking me to Helen Chamberlain (the Lovejoy cos Tim I assume) and I couldnt understand why she would be referenced.

 

I was the exact same a while back for those very reasons. 

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8 hours ago, tamthebam said:

I thought the term was "Juniors Thicko" myself. Self explanatory. 

In before the ban - usually the second post on a thread when the first post is controversial/mod baiting/tedious. 

TTB - beige poster. supports diddy club. pondlife. occasional member of the Pun Club.

In before the lock, as in thread locked.

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13 hours ago, sjc said:

Is a Helen not a reference to Helen Lovejoy or a forum pant wetter?

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Is a Helen Lovejoy meme not a 'won't somebody think of the children' way*?:rolleyes:

*not in a BEASTly way.

 

 

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43 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:

Is a Helen Lovejoy meme not a 'won't somebody think of the children' way*?:rolleyes:

*not in a BEASTly way.

 

 

 

23 minutes ago, King Dom's Moustache said:

 


No as in 'Helen lovejoy type' when someone hugely overreacts to something.

No the reddy part.

 

^^^KDM kens @jagfox99

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On 13/04/2017 at 13:47, HibsFan said:

Pie and Bovril Glossary

______ for this Pish: informing a poster that they have started a thread when there is already one which exists for the topic in question

14 Mile: a nickname for a poster called 8Mile, who once said "wid" to a girl who turned out to be 14

Alias: other accounts controlled by the same poster, or people who have been banned and want to make a return to P&B

At Least You're Not Upset: another standard P&B trope, the intention of which is to suggest that the person it's aimed it is taking things badly and has genuinely been upset by something a random person on a football forum has said - can also be viewed as a desperate attempt to deflect from someone who is losing an argument

Beast: the unspeakable word of this forum, can't tell you why (take a wild guess)

Cockwomble: a term of derision, an insult, coined after someone used it in reference to Neil Doncaster once

Crispy Pets: a reference to a poster named Grimbo, who once had his house burn down with pets inside

Div: overlord of Pie and Bovril, St Mirren fan

Dotting Accounts: users created to either antagonise fellow posters by giving all of their posts red dots, or supporting them by giving green dots

Head's Gone: a P&B accusation, the intention of which is to suggest that someone is so riled up by something written on a football forum that their 'head has gone', i.e. they're fucking furious and have lost it

ITK: In The Know, usually someone who claims to have a 'source' or 'sources' at a club who tells them all the goings on - at least 99% of the time said ITK person is a huge bullshitter looking for attention

Keep Pushing: a phrase used by moderators to warn posters who kept using a banned phrase to desist or else they'd face a ban

Kick Her in the Pie: a P&B response for when someone talks about something a woman has said or done that has displeased them - to boot her in the vagina

 

I'll be adding them as we go along, thanks to @DA Baracus for the contributions.

Are you gonna keep adding the suggestions to main page? Fuckin' hope so.

Also I suggest we add "Mods, please..."

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