Flybhoy Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Dont know if he counts as famous but former Dundee and Clyde footballer/nonentity Eddie Annand called me a w****r on facebook then blocked after I made a jokey comment on a mutual friends status about Rangers dying in 2012. Guitarist Jules Gizzi from Glasgow rock band GUN wasnt too happy with a very drunk me when I met him at a Celtic match a few years ago and mistakenly called him Dante (his brother who plays bass and sings) in an alcohol fuelled slip of the tongue. Which famous/not very famous people have you offended or annoyed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Dont know if he counts as famous but former Dundee and Clyde footballer/nonentity Eddie Annand called me a w****r on facebook then blocked after I made a jokey comment on a mutual friends status about Rangers dying in 2012. Guitarist Jules Gizzi from Glasgow rock band GUN wasnt too happy with a very drunk me when I met him at a Celtic match a few years ago and mistakenly called him Dante (his brother who plays bass and sings) in an alcohol fuelled slip of the tongue. Which famous/not very famous people have you offended or annoyed? I'm surprised he's the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 At Vicki's in Glasgow some time in the mid 90s, a disco dancing Noddy Holder from Slade told me to f**k off. The only thing I can remember saying to attract such venom was, "Oh, you're Noddy Holder from Slade." There'll come a time when he'll be thankful for the reminder. Later that year in a Newcastle night club, Philippe Albert also told me to f**k off, probably having heard of my run-in with Noddy Holder from Slade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 I once spotted Jim Leighton and called him an old bandy b*****d in the supermarket car park next to Forthbank before a Stirling v Meadowbank game when half jaiked. I still feel a bit ashamed about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowden0 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Jim McLean attacked me at Stark's park after united beat Raith in the league cup back in the eighties. My friend passed a comment, as he walked by the enclosure,about United's boring style pass backs to keeper from half way line. (Thank god that rule was changed) Anyway, he took exception to the comment and started ranting and raving whilst poking me in the chest as he thought I had said it. As he poked my chest I was able to catch his finger. I told him to f**k off or I'd break it. I was bending his finger right back when the police came along and huckled him away. He was like a rabid dog as he has lead down the tunnel. He was a scary sight. Sometimes being a neutral at a match goes wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Tony Robinson wasn't too impressed when I asked him what he was filming in a pub I drink in. He was even less impressed when he overheard me calling him an arsehole. Some ginger actor, who was apparently in River City, threatened to have me thrown out of the Sports Cafe after I told him to stop trying to chat up my then girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 I upset Coleen Nolan on Kirkcaldy High Street when she and her sisters were in town, this was before she met Shane Richie so I'm guessing I'm in the clear by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Dont know if he counts as famous but former Dundee and Clyde footballer/nonentity Eddie Annand called me a w****r on facebook then blocked after I made a jokey comment on a mutual friends status about Rangers dying in 2012. Guitarist Jules Gizzi from Glasgow rock band GUN wasnt too happy with a very drunk me when I met him at a Celtic match a few years ago and mistakenly called him Dante (his brother who plays bass and sings) in an alcohol fuelled slip of the tongue. Which famous/not very famous people have you offended or annoyed? I annoyed Henrik Larsson when I said there was no way he could cure depression*.*didn't actually happen but can't be any more bullshit than your stories in the OP and just generally through your various P+B aliases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 She never fell out with me but the KB I got from Nic Endo one day was so fucking cold it almost reduced me to tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Outside Celtic Park after the Stillian Petrov charity game, Glasvegas front man James Allan was signing autographs when someone asked me who he was. I loudly proclaimed that he was in a band that had one good song, which prompted him to call me an ugly little b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Jamie Borthwick off the telly. My fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, JamieThomas said: Jamie Borthwick off the telly. My fault. Go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 After getting off the bus, SAF came bounding over to me all aggressive up at a pre season up at east fife 1995, after I mouthed off about Ince, Kanchelskis and Hughes being hooked, he starting slavvering pish about some young lads he was bringing in, think I was in the wrong like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I ended up in company with Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol in Oran Mor one boozy night. He was getting a round in and I said I'd take a JD and Coke.He looked me up and down and said naw.So I returned to my place at the bar and got the barman to add my drink to the order. Told Gary 'cheers for the drink and your bands still shite. Cheers.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Murdo Fraser took offence to me calling him a stupid c**t in Perth city centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I'd say most self respecting adults would take offence to being called a stupid c**t. Yes. But I was always told to tell the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC Mitchy Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Iggy pop ran into the back of me when I was working security at Evolution Festival in Newcastle, then shouted at me for being in the way. Old saggy dickhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I was at one of the band Skid Row's aftershow parties in the early '90s and was talking to the drummer and one of the guitarists. The whole band were there except for some reason the singer Sebastian Bach, who it seemed every self-declared "rock chick" had the hots for at that time. A half-cut wee burd came up to us and asked excitedly "Where's Sebastian?!" I laughed and said "You must spend half your career being asked that question..." Bit close to the truth apparently. Guitar player stormed off in a huff - drummer thought it was funny as f**k though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 29 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: I ended up in company with Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol in Oran Mor one boozy night. He was getting a round in and I said I'd take a JD and Coke. He looked me up and down and said naw. So I returned to my place at the bar and got the barman to add my drink to the order. Told Gary 'cheers for the drink and your bands still shite. Cheers.' I went to school with Gary and he was a top bloke. Although you're not wrong about his music. My own one .... when Gregory Tade was still at Stranraer, I added him as a friend on Facebook (I think alcohol might have played a part in my actions). He sent me a message the next day basically saying "Who are you?", and I apologised and told him I was a Stranraer fan. To my surprise, he then accepted my request, and even more suprisingly, a while later, initiated another FB chat with me. He was giving me the usual platitudes about how great the fans were, but also telling me why he was a bit disillusioned with the club and giving me other tidbits of gossip. For my part, I was impressing him with pidgin French, telling him that I have one sister and my hobbies (I probably did type the phrase, "je joue au football aussi!" at some point). But when he hit the big time (went to St Johnstone) he deleted me as a friend on Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Jackie Bird mouthed that I was a fucking idiot and slapped her steering wheel in anger after I stumbled pissed off the pavement in front of her car in Byres Road in the late 90s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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