The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Plenty of Fish. Shagging website. Oh right. Never know one needed a website to shag. Does this make seem charmingly gauche? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Plenty of Fish. Shagging website. Dating website, thank you! Got a shag or two off it though, right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 38 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Probably because calling women 'bitch' makes you look small. 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: Bitch. I rest my case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm 6' 3" and both serious relationships have been with women over six foot tall. Both said my height was a major plus. I didn't want to pull at that thread any further. @BigFatTabbyWife grew up wanting to marry a Scotsman and live in Scotland too. Folk like me have to use the few advantages we have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: About average for each sex, I'd imagine. Didn't know there was an average height for having sex, still...you live and learn, I am 5'11" and Mrs Romeo is a diminutive 5'2" - She loses the plot when I say she is small enough to be legally considered a dwarf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: We need to talk terms first. I already know her height, but in order to sire this lady once you pass, I will need to know her DIY competencies, personal best shoulder press/bench press and previous experience in farmwork. My relationship advice is to find a wife you find attractive and that you enjoy shagging. Minor things such as general compatibility etc shouldn't really come into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I rest my case. I think you know that mine was clearly in jest, whereas I don't think that whisky chaps was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: I am taking a second wife here. A different skillset is neccessary. Horses for courses. Good plan. You'll be the Camelon Colonel Gadaffi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: We need to talk terms first. I already know her height, but in order to sire this lady once you pass, I will need to know her DIY competencies, personal best shoulder press/bench press and previous experience in farmwork. I'm not pleading her case for her, she can do that herself. (She's a wid) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 What sort of height are you talking here for the midgets? The father must have a very low self esteem if he's married to a midget and is of normal size, is he incredibly ugly? The midgets are proper midgets, they use walking sticks etc because of their wee small legs.Yeh he's just your average middle aged man. He does have a caravan outside the house that he sleeps in some nights. It's very weird. I'll take some pictures if you want. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Wel talk about it more in the hot tub. Will be difficult when you've got your mouth full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: That wasnt the deal and you know it. You won't be able to resist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 The taller the better. Easier to spot in a crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Johnny Däpp said: I'm 5' 9" and Mrs Däpp is 5' 2". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 18 minutes ago, Rugster said: I think you know that mine was clearly in jest, whereas I don't think that whisky chaps was. the 'whisky chap' is a bit of an odd cove IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm 6' Mrs Root is 5'8". Tallest I've been with was 5'11" and she was pleased that I was taller than her rather than the other way round, not an issue for me, she even had size 10 feet. Shortest was a bit under 5', maybe 4'9" or 4'10" who was an Asian lassie. While I prefer petite 'mediteranean'' looking lassies, I'm with a gingwah and have been for over 18 years. I also wanted to be an astronaut or a train driver, you play the hand that's dealt you I guess, I've still not got the current one 'fixed' so not in a massive rush to risk an upgrade. I've found girls have more issues about height than guys generally, same with age, lassies seem to want a guy slightly older in a relationship, probably different if they're wanting sawn in half right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 OH is 5'10 whilst I'm 5'11. Excellent match for me being very similar with that little bit of male height superiority and she won't wear heels (as she'd be 6'+ and taller than me) which takes out a fair few PTTGOYNs on nights / events out. Downside is that I have to put up with the all too frequent complaints about how no clothes shops have long versions of her sizes (resulting in everything being ordered though post and a seemingly endless routine of going to the Royal Mail collection depot). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 15 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: OH is 5'10 whilst I'm 5'11. Excellent match for me being very similar with that little bit of male height superiority and she won't wear heels (as she'd be 6'+ and taller than me) which takes out a fair few PTTGOYNs on nights / events out. Downside is that I have to put up with the all too frequent complaints about how no clothes shops have long versions of her sizes (resulting in everything being ordered though post and a seemingly endless routine of going to the Royal Mail collection depot). Yup, I hear ya. Mrs Root goes on about her "monkey arms" and clothes being too short but then again, she has more of an issue about going up a size to get the extra length (ooh err). Its the same way that she's a size 10 12 because in her head she's still an ickle princess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm 6'2 and the missus is 5'2. Disgracefully short and mocked at every available opportunity. Short people are scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: I'm 6'2 and the missus is 5'2. Disgracefully short and mocked at every available opportunity. Short people are scum. i hear you. The pair of you should be ashamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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