Rugster Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 28 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The apology I knew was inbound has arrived. You're my god. Tell me the secret for that please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Asks me to book something for her(train journey/training course/gym class whatever). Book it with the times she has specified or as close to it as possible. Moans at me because it costs too much or isn't exactly the time that she would have preferred.Rage inducing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, GTG_03 said: Asks me to book something for her(train journey/training course/gym class whatever). Book it with the times she has specified or as close to it as possible. Moans at me because it costs too much or isn't exactly the time that she would have preferred. Rage inducing. My wife is the greatest exponent of the transference of responsibility and the avoidance of blame (which is what the bolded bit is all about) that I know. She could give classes. Asks me to do something/book something/cancel something/order something only to say "That time's no good/that's not what I wanted/that's not what I told you to do. Know what - do it yourself the next time. But that would mean accepting responsibility - ain't going to happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Ah, yes. "Do you want to phone them up?" is something I hear rather frequently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 16 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Ah, yes. "Do you want to phone them up?" is something I hear rather frequently. That's what I had to do last night - phone one of the step daughters (with whom she had fallen out on Friday) to find out if one of my other step daughters was there to get her (the 2nd step daughter - are you following this?) to phone her ex-husband after my third step daughter had sent her (my wife) a text to contact said step daughter. Why they couldn't have made direct contact instead of coming through two intermediaries is beyond me - but then if the message gets muddled it's not their fault "I asked you to do it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Why is that when we go away for a week's holiday (like we are having in Crete right now) that she packs enough clothes for 6 weeks? Or why every holiday she falls asleep by 8pm the very first night? Or if you (who is wide awake) are told to go have a beer on your own as she is tired but then if you do that are made to feel like you have deserted her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 When popping into the supermarket for a bottle of juice becomes a weekly shop. Replace juice with bread and milk and that's my other half.Sometimes we even fail to get the bread and milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Replace juice with bread and milk and that's my other half.Sometimes we even fail to get the bread and milk. Regular occurrence here, too. Pops into the convenience store for 1 item and comes out with half a dozen plastic bags of stuff! (There are always "bags for life" in the car, but "I'm only getting such and such, so won't need them".) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 If only their vaginas weren't so hot and wet we could avoid all of this grief. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Keeps breathing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Dindeleux said: If only their vaginas weren't so hot and wet we could avoid all of this grief. When does this happen, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 36 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: When does this happen, then? When she is drunk enough. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just had my enjoyment of The Stranglers' magnificent No More Heroes disturbed there. The reason? To replay some Big Brother no-mark waving his cock at some other Big Brother no mark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 9, 2017 Author Share Posted July 9, 2017 I got woken up this morning to the brutal sounds of "YOU CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SPARK" by whoever the f**k sings that shite closely followed by 'The Lady In Red'. Words cannot convey how much I despise her taste in music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Offered to make roast potatoes for tea, and was told to have a rest and she would do it. Then got moaned at for not offering to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) She never EVER wants to go for a swally! Today.... Her - what do you want to do today? Me - Why don't we go down to the local for a few drinks, quiz is on later Her - Nahh, I was thinking we could go a walk down to to the bakers so I can buy a scone for my coffee later Me - f**k sake! Edited July 9, 2017 by M0rtonfc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 I hate birds that don't swally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, philpy said: Offered to make roast potatoes for tea, Pushing the boat out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I got woken up this morning to the brutal sounds of "YOU CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SPARK" by whoever the f**k sings that shite closely followed by 'The Lady In Red'. Words cannot convey how much I despise her taste in music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 22 minutes ago, Rugster said: Pushing the (gravy) boat out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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