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2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:

The dishwasher heats the water up, that's why they have a heat setting.

Washing machines do the same, although you're probably better not using either as you'll probably get confused as to what goes in which machine.

Both wash stuff ffs, if I did get a wee bit mixed up little damage would be done shirley 

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On ‎23‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 13:05, Shandon Par said:

She loves that dog. She's blind without her glasses. Don't think she's deaf but she has a talent for filtering out anything I say. 

All wives do that. Mine also rearranges my words to suit whatever rant she happens to be on.

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14 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Why don't people have dishwashers?

Do you have indoor plumbing?

I don't have space for it in my kitchen tbh. Not without ripping out some of the cupboards which may cost a few quid to tidy up before the dishwasher itself.

I've more important things to spend money on.

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17 hours ago, Zen Archer said:

The dishwasher heats the water up, that's why they have a heat setting.

Washing machines do the same, although you're probably better not using either as you'll probably get confused as to what goes in which machine.

Yes, this is true.  However, why do washing machines in the UK have both a hot and cold inlet (red and blue hoses) if the machine is heating the water?  When I was living in Hong Kong there was only the one inlet.

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7 hours ago, hk blues said:

Yes, this is true.  However, why do washing machines in the UK have both a hot and cold inlet (red and blue hoses) if the machine is heating the water?  When I was living in Hong Kong there was only the one inlet.

Newer UK machines are cold fill only.

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On 11/26/2017 at 01:07, Gordopolis said:


For some reason I just searched for mangoworm. Skin f*cking crawling - not even interested in finishing my beer.
Not sure what I expected really. Maybe a nice smoothie recipe?

I quite like those mangoworm vids but also always enjoyed Dr Pimple Popper's work and they're on a similar theme. 

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On 24/11/2017 at 18:09, Cerberus said:

She buys brown bread rather than white.

Brown bread is shite. It tastes shite and it looks shite.

Brown bread is what bread should be. White bread is for three year olds.

On 26/11/2017 at 03:00, GiGi said:

I don't have a dishwasher and probably won't have as long as I'm living in my current flat. My burd is shite at doing the dishes. Laughably bad to the point I ask her not to do them but she insists. I routinely take plates, cups, pots, pans the lot out of cupboards, shake my head and wash them again properly before using them. 

If you're not going to actually clean stuff then don't waste the  fucking Fairy Liquid!

If she can't do something as simple as wash a dish then I'd seriously question her personal hygiene. I bet her fanny fucking reeks.

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1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said:

Brown bread is what bread should be. White bread is for three year olds.

If she can't do something as simple as wash a dish then I'd seriously question her personal hygiene. I bet her fanny fucking reeks.

:lol: harsh

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2 hours ago, Zen Archer said:

Newer UK machines are cold fill only.

I see.  It's been a while since i've been there.  Out of interest, does this mean washing machine technology has changed to heat the water itself rather than use already heated water?

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Washing dishes by hand is nasty.
Heavy chunks of food that were left on a plate floating about and using the same lukewater to wash a pot with gravy to wash cups and glasses.
Gie's me the boak.


Glassware always gets washed first in the cleanest water! All I learned from first year home economics.
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16 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Washing dishes by hand is nasty.
Heavy chunks of food that were left on a plate floating about and using the same lukewater to wash a pot with gravy to wash cups and glasses.

Gie's me the boak.

Only utter minks use a sink or basin full of water to wash dishes. A horrendous practice and one I've never understood.

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17 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Washing dishes by hand is nasty.
Heavy chunks of food that were left on a plate floating about and using the same lukewater to wash a pot with gravy to wash cups and glasses.

Gie's me the boak.

Just because you're too lazy to scrape the dishes clean doesn't mean everyone is.  Do you wash the dishes in the dishwasher with chunks of food on them?  

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46 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Only utter minks use a sink or basin full of water to wash dishes. A horrendous practice and one I've never understood.

This by a mile, same with the clowns that don't scrape their plates clean before going near the sink, utterly bogging seeing wet chunks of food lying in the sink needing scraped out

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