Florentine_Pogen Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Also for the two posters who Pm'd me, I can confirm my Mrs is not Milky Gem. Seriously, you received 2 pm’s enquiring as to the identity of your other half ?Fuxake.......[emoji37] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Craig Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 She's working until half 4 today and will come home in a fucking stinker of a mood. Then she will moan because the house isn't tidy for the bells (it is. It's just that's she's a nutter). Happy New Year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Arranged with my friends girlfriend that she’ll bring in some party food to theirs for their Hogmanay party. Naturally she’s called me asking me to organise this because she’s working and it’s better I’m not sitting on the couch doing nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just went in the huff because the tea won't be ready for another 20 minutes. Ungrateful bugger. If it's not that, any other time I'm cooking its either "that smells ready, is it ready?" or "can you check that?" the latter is usually heard when she's in the kitchen and I'm either upstairs or in the living room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 How long does it take to put some tomato sauce on a piece of bread Philpy?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 How long does it take to put some tomato sauce on a piece of bread Philpy?? Get bent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, philpy said: 15 minutes ago, Torpar said: How long does it take to put some tomato sauce on a piece of bread Philpy?? Get bent. Cor blimey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Was 'get bent' not one of the insults thrown around on the Antipodean soaps? Do they still tell each other to ' rack off'? What did that even mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Constantly watches cooking programs yet in the past 15 years of this has made less than 5 dishes that have been on these programmes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Was 'get bent' not one of the insults thrown around on the Antipodean soaps? Do they still tell each other to ' rack off'? What did that even mean? It was from an episode of phoenix nights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Mine seems to talk just for the sake of talking at times. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Mine seems to talk just for the sake of talking at times.Ssshh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dons_1988 Posted January 9, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) Her - "So what do you think about Harry and Megan?" Me "Eh good luck to them I suppose, don't know" Her "Why do you think they didn't consult the rest of the family?" Me "I have no idea" Her "It seems to be causing quite a stir though, doesn't it?" Me "I'm going to save you some time, there is nothing in the news right now that I care less about. I haven't read the story, I don't want to read the story, please stop asking me about it" Edited January 9, 2020 by Dons_1988 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Her - "So what do you think about Harry and Megan?" Me "Eh good luck to them I suppose, don't know" Her "Why do you think they didn't consult the rest of the family?" Me "I have no idea" Her "It seems to be causing quite a stir though, doesn't it?" Me "I'm going to save you some time, there is nothing in the news right now that I care less about. I haven't read the story, I don't want to read the story, please stop asking me about it"Her "I was only making conversation ffs, there's no need to be like that!!" **Goes in the huff**Completed that for you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: Completed that for you. We're approaching 10 years together, she knows fine well I have no interest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Our setup at home is that she cleans and I cook, it’s works well as both despise doing the alternative. Also, burning toast is the limit of her capabilities in the kitchen. We’ve recently moved house and her OCD has decided that whenever she tidies up in the new kitchen, which is about 3 times a day, she has to switch the cooker off at the socket. This means the oven clock needs reset every time I want to use it. This was never done in the previous house, just the new one for some reason. 3 arguments in the past week about it and she just shrugs her shoulders when asked why she does it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, MONKMAN said: Our setup at home is that she cleans and I cook, it’s works well as both despise the other. We’ve recently moved house and her OCD has decided that whenever she tidies up in the new kitchen, which is about 3 times a day, she has to switch the cooker off at the socket. This means the oven clock needs reset every time I want a to use it. This was never done in the previous house, just the new one for some reason. 3 arguments in the past week about it and she just shrugs her shoulders when asked why she does it. I'm no expert but I sense P&B will advise you about booting a pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 On the subject of cooking....She cannot help herself when I’m 2mins away from plating up the meal to come in and stir whatever it is and then go upstairs for some reason and I’ll have to shout “tea is ready” etc to which she will not hear and my timings are ruined.Getting angry just thinking about it tbh. She might be an evil genius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 20 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Mine seems to talk just for the sake of talking at times. "at times"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 We’ve recently moved house and her OCD has decided that whenever she tidies up in the new kitchen, which is about 3 times a day, she has to switch the cooker off at the socket. This means the oven clock needs reset every time I want to use it. This was never done in the previous house, just the new one for some reason. 3 arguments in the past week about it and she just shrugs her shoulders when asked why she does it. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Socketsafe-Lockable-Electric-Socket-Protector/dp/B00BOSWP8C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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