Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 On 07/08/2020 at 03:40, The Moonster said: Does she make you wear a t-shirt with her face on it when you go out with your mates so that other lassies know that you are her property? I mean no disrespect, but I'd be running a mile from any lassie who stopped me watching things because she didn't want me looking at other women. She’s fine now and the majority of the time. I think that time was when she’d “fallen to the communists”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Roaster Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 At the moment, nothing, bizarrely. Maybe saving something monumentally fuckwitted for my birthday... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 We are both trying to lose weight. One of us is doing it quite successfully, the other continues to eat shite and then moan every week on weigh day when one of us has dropped a couple of pounds and the other hasn't. It is the single most irritating thing I have ever experienced. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFruit said: Started tickling me with a pheasant feather she picked up on some walk. Laughed for a bit then told her that was enough. She sat on me and kept doing it. Told her to give it a rest. She kept going so I took it off her and snapped it up and chucked it away so now of course she's furious and not talking to me. She sounds like a pheasant plucker. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 We are both trying to lose weight. One of us is doing it quite successfully, the other continues to eat shite and then moan every week on weigh day when one of us has dropped a couple of pounds and the other hasn't. It is the single most irritating thing I have ever experienced. Stop eating shite and moaning then fs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Empty It said: 41 minutes ago, CountyFan said: We are both trying to lose weight. One of us is doing it quite successfully, the other continues to eat shite and then moan every week on weigh day when one of us has dropped a couple of pounds and the other hasn't. It is the single most irritating thing I have ever experienced. Stop eating shite and moaning then fs. Are you calling me fat...? ...is what she says when I suggest this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Just now, CountyFan said: Are you calling me fat...? ...is what she says when I suggest this. "Yes, isn't that why we are dieting?" is apparently NOT an acceptable response to this question. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: "Yes, isn't that why we are dieting?" is apparently NOT an acceptable response to this question. I knew somebody was listening to my conversations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, CountyFan said: Are you calling me fat...? ...is what she says when I suggest this. Maybe you should fat shame her by posting some naked pictures of her on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFruit said: Started tickling me with a pheasant feather she picked up on some walk. Laughed for a bit then told her that was enough. She sat on me and kept doing it. Told her to give it a rest. She kept going so I took it off her and snapped it up and chucked it away so now of course she's furious and not talking to me. You need to take notice of all these viagra adverts we're being bombarded with recently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 hour ago, throbber said: Maybe you should fat shame her by posting some naked pictures of her on here. Maybe you should f**k off you absolute weirdo. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 16 minutes ago, CountyFan said: Maybe you should f**k off you absolute weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 2 hours ago, CountyFan said: We are both trying to lose weight. One of us is doing it quite successfully, the other continues to eat shite and then moan every week on weigh day when one of us has dropped a couple of pounds and the other hasn't. It is the single most irritating thing I have ever experienced. You should both get a calorie tracking app (the same one obviously) and log absolutely everything. Do the logging together. That might help her see it more clearly. A lot of folk don't realise just how many calories in some things, especially junk food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Started tickling me with a pheasant feather she picked up on some walk. Laughed for a bit then told her that was enough. She sat on me and kept doing it. Told her to give it a rest. She kept going so I took it off her and snapped it up and chucked it away so now of course she's furious and not talking to me.Did you seriously not manage to turn this situation into a ride, and turned it into a fight instead??? Holy f**k 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Miguel Sanchez Posted August 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Started tickling me with a pheasant feather she picked up on some walk. Laughed for a bit then told her that was enough. She sat on me and kept doing it. Told her to give it a rest. She kept going so I took it off her and snapped it up and chucked it away so now of course she's furious and not talking to me. Did you seriously not manage to turn this situation into a ride, and turned it into a fight instead??? Holy f**k "Not now dear, I've got code to write for Pie and Bovril." 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You should both get a calorie tracking app (the same one obviously) and log absolutely everything. Do the logging together. That might help her see it more clearly. A lot of folk don't realise just how many calories in some things, especially junk food. That's actually a really sensible suggestion. Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Are you calling me fat...? ...is what she says when I suggest this. Ah the classic wrong answer wrong answer question.Yes - flip out for calling her fatNo - "You're clearly lying to me, what else do you lie about?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, CountyFan said: That's actually a really sensible suggestion. Thanks. Seeing the figures laid out could really help. Often having a snack now and then might not seem like much but when see it all adding up you realise just how much it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Do the logging together. His and her's shitters are the way to go for 2020's relationships. Not sure how turning it into a competition would help though. Edited August 16, 2020 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 To borrow an image from [mention=27851]CountyFan[/mention] the missus sitting on me in 2020 isn't the playful event that leads to a ride as it was a considerable number of years before now. I need to be braced for this kind of thing these days.This is saddening [emoji53] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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