Genuine Hibs Fan Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Takes her keys out with her but buzzes the door anyway because "sometimes they're in my backpack and I can't be assed getting them", usually at one of the 3 times in the day I'm actually getting some work done. Makes extremely vague propositions for what to eat if we don't have anything in (go out for a sandwich at lunch, get some stuff at the supermarket etc) and then becomes exasperated when I don't have an immediate answer for what we should eat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: How so? Because women have the capability to win any argument by abandoning logic, which men are bound by. If neither partner has to use logic or neither can abandon it then something else will need to determine who wins an argument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 19 hours ago, throbber said: Well our son wakes up around 6 and my alarm for work goes off at half 6, we aren’t at the sleepless night stages anymore he’s 9 months old now. I had a few beers every night of course and it was nice to get in from work and go for a bath and just do my own thing at evenings but it was hardly as if I was on holiday. Your kid is nine months' old and you've not yet realised that is a holiday? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 13:39, throbber said: Like many couples, Me and my Mrs take turns of getting up with the kids each morning. So last week she was away staying with her mum with our son whilst my daughter stayed with my parents and I had the place to my self for the week. So she came back Saturday and it was decided that I would not only be getting up with the kids on Sunday but I’d have to look after them for several hours whilst she went out to the shops which I agreed to. Monday morning she got up with the kids at around 530 but on Tuesday morning (my day to get up with them) they slept til 645 and we both got up when we would have anyway. Then this morning we clearly had our wires crossed as when both kids were awake and screaming at 530 she assumed I should be the one who got up with then as my day yesterday didn’t count as I got to lay in anyway. I argued back that we were doing it day about and that’s just the luck of the draw and then she hit me back with how I got to lay in every day last week when she was away. To avoid any further fallout I got up with the kids but even when she came downstairs after sleeping an extra hour she still gave me attitude as if I’d acted out of order. You are a disappointing husband, father, lover and man. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, throbber said: Digital blackface too? Can we add “terrible racist” to the list? Hope you’re doing okay throbbz. A week of peace sounds amazing and I’m just being bitter and jealous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: You are a disappointing husband, father, lover and man. He aspires to be disappointing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Making at least 3 messenger calls to friends in England, then moaning because she's not had time do anything. Anyone else assume MSN messenger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Just now, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 22 hours ago, philpy said: Making at least 3 messenger calls to friends in England, then moaning because she's not had time do anything. Anyone else assume MSN messenger? Nope. FB messenger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: You are a disappointing husband, father, lover and man. Agreed. Throbber you sound like an absolute, well, throbber. A week off from your main responsibility in life and you can't see that it was a benefit to you at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 13 minutes ago, dave258 said: Agreed. Throbber you sound like an absolute, well, throbber. A week off from your main responsibility in life and you can't see that it was a benefit to you at all. You haven't had much interaction on here with oor throbbz, have you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 22:39, throbber said: Like many couples, Me and my Mrs take turns of getting up with the kids each morning. So last week she was away staying with her mum with our son whilst my daughter stayed with my parents and I had the place to my self for the week. So she came back Saturday and it was decided that I would not only be getting up with the kids on Sunday but I’d have to look after them for several hours whilst she went out to the shops which I agreed to. Monday morning she got up with the kids at around 530 but on Tuesday morning (my day to get up with them) they slept til 645 and we both got up when we would have anyway. Then this morning we clearly had our wires crossed as when both kids were awake and screaming at 530 she assumed I should be the one who got up with then as my day yesterday didn’t count as I got to lay in anyway. I argued back that we were doing it day about and that’s just the luck of the draw and then she hit me back with how I got to lay in every day last week when she was away. To avoid any further fallout I got up with the kids but even when she came downstairs after sleeping an extra hour she still gave me attitude as if I’d acted out of order. Did you ever think about a having a conversation with her? "Our regular schedule has been disrupted. Whose turn is it to get up with the kids tomorrow?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Having kids sounds horrible. Why would you purposely ruin your life? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 21 hours ago, Slacker said: Isn't it more that she's arguing that 'your day' was null and void because you didn't need to get up any earlier. If you had to get up at 5:30am on your day then she would've done it the next. Therefore no need to request you doing it for the first few mornings. But in this scenario she'd be getting up at 5:30am twice, while you got up once at 6:30am, and then on top of that you had a full week to yourself (yes, you're getting up for work but it's still 3/4 potential 5:30am wake-ups that didn't happen) just last week. I think if you're going by the letter of the law - luck of the draw - then you're right, but if you're going by common sense/decency you should've just got up. For me, half the joy of a long lie is looking forward to it the night before - throbber was denied that pleasure. So, he's right but obviously that matters not a jot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 20 hours ago, coprolite said: Because women have the capability to win any argument by abandoning logic, which men are bound by. If neither partner has to use logic or neither can abandon it then something else will need to determine who wins an argument. We usually resort to stone, paper or scissors - we used to fist fight but she always got the better of me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, hk blues said: We usually resort to stone, paper or scissors - we used to fist but she always got the better of me. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 4 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Having kids sounds horrible. Why would you purposely ruin your life? Because eventually you have grandchildren and it's payback time... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Come to the realisation that 90% of women's group chats are what gift to buy for the newborn/girl at work that got the promotion/engaged couple/mother in laws birthday. No I don't know whether your pal's boyfriend who I met once at a wedding would appreciate a couples spa voucher. Women are weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 It was a bit of a break but I was still working every day so I’m not classing it as a holiday. Was great coming home to the football though and being able to do what I want the second I’m in door.I hate to break this one to you but any work / business trip is now counted as a holiday as far as your other half is concerned........ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Friday night "I'll phone you back in ten minutes". Over an hour later still no phone call so I nip to the pub in the mind of having a couple and going to see her. "You're no having a drink then coming to mine". Fine, fair enough, I'm already onto my second pint so that'll be that for the night. Saturday morning starts being snidey about me "ditching her" for the pub. Sacked off replying to her or even reading her messages and went on the pish. Apparently I've made a massive show of her for not going to a party that I was never going to in the first place and need to figure out what it is I want in life. They're all fucking nutters. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 25 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Friday night "I'll phone you back in ten minutes". Over an hour later still no phone call so I nip to the pub in the mind of having a couple and going to see her. "You're no having a drink then coming to mine". Fine, fair enough, I'm already onto my second pint so that'll be that for the night. Saturday morning starts being snidey about me "ditching her" for the pub. Sacked off replying to her or even reading her messages and went on the pish. Apparently I've made a massive show of her for not going to a party that I was never going to in the first place and need to figure out what it is I want in life. They're all fucking nutters. Is this the one your were considering passing over for a lassie on Tinder or the lassie you had had your eye on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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