Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Jimmy Shaker said: 'You didn't ask for ginger' she insists. She did get yum yums, but apparently I didn't ask for them either and they're for her sister. Ginger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Imagine thinking getting something from Greggs is a treat. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ginger? West of Scotland for “lemonade” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just now, bishopburn boy said: West of Scotland for “any sort of fizzy juice” FTFY 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 hour ago, bishopburn boy said: West of Scotland for “lemonade” 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: FTFY Yes I know this but Jimmy is a teuchter so Im trying to establish what the name of lumping f**k is going on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 “Treat” you to a Greggs. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes I know this but Jimmy is a teuchter so Im trying to establish what the name of lumping f**k is going on here. Maybe his mrs is a weegie. Or he wanted actual ginger, in which case she obviously wouldn't have been able to get it in Gregg's, and she's on Mumsnet moaning about her fucking idiot OH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 I always thought ginger was Irn Bru, shows what I know being from the civilised East Lothian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Empty It said: I always thought ginger was Irn Bru, shows what I know being from the civilised East Lothian. All Irn Bru is ginger, but not all ginger is Irn Bru. HTH 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: “Treat” you to a Greggs. FFS. 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Maybe his mrs is a weegie. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Careful lads, your chips are showing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Iced gingerbread, Shirley? ^Connoisseur of Greggs^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 She’s getting pumped by Greg IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Her “we’re booked into Mae Ping Thai for tea tomorrow night.” Me “I don’t like Thai food” “You’ve never ate it.” “I have before I met you and wasn’t a big fan of it.” “Aw we’ll go you might have changed your mind.”GreatI’m not admitting I enjoyed it to her yet. Her smug look as I said the curry was not bad said it all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 (edited) 13 hours ago, Jimmy Shaker said: On the train home yesterday morning. The following exchange of dialogue occurs. Upon opening the bag of goodies when I meet her off the train, there's no ginger and two bacon and omlette baguettes. 'You didn't ask for ginger' she insists. She did get yum yums, but apparently I didn't ask for them either and they're for her sister. Why wasn't you're first question, "who the f**k is Greg"? *Italics added just in case Edited June 25, 2021 by milton75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 13 hours ago, milton75 said: Why wasn't you're first question, "who the f**k is Greg"? Mate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Constant fucking complaining atm. Dont feel well, sore this, sore that. Crabbit as f**k... I didnt wake up crabbit this morning but shes slowly but surely destroyed the mood of the whole house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Jimmy Shaker said: Mate. Did you not wonder why I felt the need to put it in italics? Mon now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Constant fucking complaining atm. Dont feel well, sore this, sore that. Crabbit as f**k... I didnt wake up crabbit this morning but shes slowly but surely destroyed the mood of the whole house. And I'm guessing it's getting made out to be it's all your fault?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 I've to collect a couple of the grandchildren and bring them down so I've to call into Tesco to get a few bits and pieces to keep them fed. My wife is righting out the list and is telling me what she's putting on it. I can read a list of messages, thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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