Jacksgranda Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: Mine does send a lot of stuff back as well.There just seems to be a constant stream of stuff arriving from Amazon whereas I order stuff off Amazon about once or twice a year. Same here, (Amazon and others), some days there could be deliveries from 2 different couriers plus what comes in the post. Although about half of it's for step daughter nr 4. "I'm never in, there's no point getting it delivered to my house." Which isn't true, but there is nearly always somebody in our house. Edited January 11, 2019 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 im in the same boat as you guys when it comes her spending/shopping. ive mentioned it on here before that i gave her a substantial amount over the last few months (£3.5k give or take) and £1.5k was paying off a studio account she had. just today for example i have taken in 3 deliveries for her. all unnecessary shite. shes out for tea with her pals tonight so the boot in the pie shall be administered tomorrow morning and may be repeated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Shops online too much.Fucking ASOS. We have a joint account and seriously it must be like the mirror image of theirs. Constant packages being issued and returned. Belter is, we live in the arse end of the arse end of nowhere and she doesn't drive. So muggins here is either the sat morning taxi to the coffin queue to get it returned before an post shuts or I get the honours. Usually it's a few new dresses for some reason to get pissed or another and usually look like left over 80's couch / wallpaper patterns and oddly enough she thinks they look awful on her. Heaven forfend I order anything incase the delivery wakens the 6 month old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Current fashion for women is fucking horrible. No bloody wonder all the shops even online are struggling.It's all giant flowers in the summer and daft patterns in winter.At this rate I could design and make a dress she can return without me having to leave the house.It won't fit, it will be hideous and most likely fall apart. So no real change 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 January is the best month for me, as Mrs Maths refuses to buy stuff which is on sale, meaning there’s duck all for her to buy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 11 hours ago, mathematics said: January is the best month for me, as Mrs Maths refuses to buy stuff which is on sale, meaning there’s duck all for her to buy. Take it yous don't have a sofa then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Take it yous don't have a sofa then? Got one as a present, thankfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Here’s another: puts used tea bags in the bin instead of the food bin, just out of sheer laziness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, mathematics said: Here’s another: puts used tea bags in the bin instead of the food bin, just out of sheer laziness. Better than my other half who just chucks them in the bottom of the sink. Because I'm a mug I pick them out and put them in the food bin, she must think they spontaneously combust or something. I left it once to see if she noticed, but after six were left staining the sink I cracked. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Better than my other half who just chucks them in the bottom of the sink. Because I'm a mug I pick them out and put them in the food bin, she must think they spontaneously combust or something. I left it once to see if she noticed, but after six were left staining the sink I cracked.That’s minging.Get her telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 13, 2019 Author Share Posted January 13, 2019 The vaguest of responses to where something is. Answering "In the living room"to where the keys are is not a narrowing it down much. A) There are two living rooms **insert Vic and Bob ooooooh gif here** B) There are multiple places in each room where they could be. The urge to yell "BE SPECIFIC" is almost overwhelming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Here’s another: puts used tea bags in the bin instead of the food bin, just out of sheer laziness.Arent they supposed to be ripped open with the tea put in the food bin and the paper bag disposed of elsewhere? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 23 hours ago, Cyclizine said: Better than my other half who just chucks them in the bottom of the sink. Because I'm a mug I pick them out and put them in the food bin, she must think they spontaneously combust or something. I left it once to see if she noticed, but after six were left staining the sink I cracked. My wife leaves her tea bag in the mug 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Arent they supposed to be ripped open with the tea put in the food bin and the paper bag disposed of elsewhere? Probably. But life is far too short for that pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Friday night she suddenly started panicking whilst I was in bed that her one of her pet rabbits is possibly dying and we need to go to the out of hours vets. Turns out he was fine. £250 paid out just to find out that the rabbit had slight constipation and should be fine in a couple of hours. Then today, I find out that she’s broken the chest of drawers, first by putting away something that’s still damp, causing mould in the bottom shelf, and then overloading one of the shelves causing it to break, so that’s another expenditure. [emoji19] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Reading through this litany of fuckwittery, I can only conclude that a) I really do not appreciate my wife enough, or b) she has an account here and I am about to be emptied as some of these posts are way too close to home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Arent they supposed to be ripped open with the tea put in the food bin and the paper bag disposed of elsewhere? I'm not a complete hippie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Arent they supposed to be ripped open with the tea put in the food bin and the paper bag disposed of elsewhere? I rinse out any tins etc for the blue bin, but I'm damned if I'm ripping up tea bags, I just horse the used tea bag into the brown food waste caddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 I'm not a complete hippie.So Mrs M is only slightly lazier than you then?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Right, due to the fact that I AM a complete hippie, I just checked out our tea bags. Fully biodegradable. Phew. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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