Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Hosed it out afterwards tbf. You keep her well turned out, I'll give you that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Stevie Crawford's a bit harder than Ray MacKinnon, fear's a good motivator. Only a bit. The beginnings of a semi here with his latest signing: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: What you all need to take into consideration here is that Shandon has absolutely, 100%, no doubt at all, done the deed in here. More than once. He's selling a second hand sex bath. Cant tell you 100% if Mr Par has. Mrs Par however...... Is there a shallow end? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Is there a shallow end? It’s on a bit of a slope tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 *Side note. The people diagonally across the back from me bought one of those hot tub things, planked it right in the middle of their garden and then proceeded to erect (oo-err) a massive blacked out gazebo over it. Defo horrible shagging going on in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 10 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Stevie Crawford's a bit harder than Ray MacKinnon, fear's a good motivator. Oooh swing and a miss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 10 hours ago, Stellaboz said: 10 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Dunfermline take all the players that got Falkirk Into the mess they're in. f**k only knows why? And yet we're not the ones currently washed up in the Seaside league, hope you haven't snapped your bucket and spade in anger watching Mark Durnan. I don't think you got my point so read it and try again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 13 hours ago, Busta Nut said: *Side note. The people diagonally across the back from me bought one of those hot tub things, planked it right in the middle of their garden and then proceeded to erect (oo-err) a massive blacked out gazebo over it. Defo horrible murdering going on in it. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 31 minutes ago, 101 said: FTFY I'd use it to store garden tools and then once they get settled in the jacuzzi go about them with the secateurs, letting them drown in their own bubbling blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 On 17/07/2020 at 21:34, RH33 said: I hate cushion, throws and unnecessary clutter around the house. As little furniture as a can get away with. I’m tempted to bin the footstool that came with the sofas! This. I get pelters from everyone I know because my microwave, toaster, tea coffee suger etc is all away in cupboards. Who the f**k wants to look at a frigging microwave that gets used maybe 3 times a week every time they walk into the kitchen? Just another surface to stack shite on and dust. Only a kettle on the worktop in my kitchen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 36 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: This. I get pelters from everyone I know because my microwave, toaster, tea coffee suger etc is all away in cupboards. Who the f**k wants to look at a frigging microwave that gets used maybe 3 times a week every time they walk into the kitchen? Just another surface to stack shite on and dust. Only a kettle on the worktop in my kitchen Probably because your microwave barks at everyone who walks past. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Probably because your microwave barks at everyone who walks past. Nope. I'm considerate enough to tie it up away from a main concourse, because, well, I'm not a total scummy goon. Edited July 20, 2020 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: This. I get pelters from everyone I know because my microwave, toaster, tea coffee suger etc is all away in cupboards. Who the f**k wants to look at a frigging microwave that gets used maybe 3 times a week every time they walk into the kitchen? Just another surface to stack shite on and dust. Only a kettle on the worktop in my kitchen I don’t have a microwave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, RH33 said: I don’t have a microwave. Nor do I. For the very reason previously stated in that I don't want it cluttering up my worktop to occasionally defrost a chop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: This. I get pelters from everyone I know because my microwave, toaster, tea coffee suger etc is all away in cupboards. Who the f**k wants to look at a frigging microwave that gets used maybe 3 times a week every time they walk into the kitchen? Just another surface to stack shite on and dust. Only a kettle on the worktop in my kitchen You seriously put in/take out a microwave from a cupboard a few times a week? The other's, with the exception of the toaster maybe,I get but a microwave! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Nor do I. For the very reason previously stated in that I don't want it cluttering up my worktop to occasionally defrost a chop. I don’t like to defrost thinks in it so I don’t want a bulky thing to warm up beans for the kids now and again when a pan does same thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Just now, RH33 said: I don’t like to defrost thinks in it so I don’t want a bulky thing to warm up beans for the kids now and again when a pan does same thing. Yes and anyone who makes scrambled eggs in it has my pity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, hk blues said: You seriously put in/take out a microwave from a cupboard a few times a week? The other's, with the exception of the toaster maybe,I get but a microwave! Yip! It's a daft red thing that doesn't go with my kitchen. The few seconds to put it away saves having to clean it down, dust under it etc and leaves the kitchen looking neat and tidy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, RH33 said: I don’t like to defrost thinks in it so I don’t want a bulky thing to warm up beans for the kids now and again when a pan does same thing. Yeah could probably do without it tbh for all it's used, but inherited it so I'll bloody well use it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Nor do I. For the very reason previously stated in that I don't want it cluttering up my worktop to occasionally defrost a chop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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