Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Orders way too much stuff online. I’d hate to go over how much money is spent on clothes and shoes and shit. At very least a 150 a week I’d guess.Don’t see the problem with that tbh? As long as the bills etc are being paid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Crawford Bridge said: Why are women so obsessed with candles? That's us moved in to a lovely, spacious new house with our 7 month old. Lets put a naked flame in near enough every room. Hate candles, or those Reid defusers that stink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 My mum got a knock at the door one Hogmanay from some first-footers to tell her that her dining table was on fire. She had gone to bed and left candles on. The lump of coal they brought with them would have come in handy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I'll guess she's been accepted for uni and you now have to work 8 days a week. I’m currently sitting in my hotel room in Aberdeen, as I’m going back to work tomorrow. Earlier than I should be... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Hoards "sentimental value" shite. There's a pile of deeply unfashionable cut glass 1970s tableware permanently cluttering up the kitchen with nowhere to go because the cupboards are full and every time I suggest chucking it in the recycling I get spat venom for wanting to get rid of some fucking mint sauce boat her dad used to use. Or it's some moth eaten mustard yellow piano stool that sticks out like a sore thumb with all of our modern and functional furniture. You might think on this basis there are never complaints about how cluttered the house is. Reader, you would be wrong.The message being sent is YOU need to buy a bigger house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 On 20/07/2020 at 18:01, philpy said: I made stovies today, and she's going to have some later with BBQ sauce on them. Shall I get onto a divorce lawyer ASAP?? I cannot tell a lie, I'm intrigued by this combination. Not as a regular thing, but it has potential. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Orders way too much stuff online. I’d hate to go over how much money is spent on clothes and shoes and shit. At very least a 150 a week I’d guess. 1 hour ago, bernardblack said: Don’t see the problem with that tbh? As long as the bills etc are being paid Nah, that's insanity. Her money so she can do what she wants with it I suppose, but that's crazy stuff. Who needs that much stuff?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 52 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I cannot tell a lie, I'm intrigued by this combination. Not as a regular thing, but it has potential. She ended up having brown sauce instead. But today she had stovies with curry sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Orders way too much stuff online. I’d hate to go over how much money is spent on clothes and shoes and shit. At very least a 150 a week I’d guess. Ahahahaha!!! Swap you. £150 a day would be closer to the amount with Mrs Mathematics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Orders way too much stuff online. I’d hate to go over how much money is spent on clothes and shoes and shit. At very least a 150 a week I’d guess. 1 hour ago, bernardblack said: Don’t see the problem with that tbh? As long as the bills etc are being paid Except it is nap that if invited to a do/birthday/christening etc she hasn't a single thing to wear... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 51 minutes ago, philpy said: She ended up having brown sauce instead. But today she had stovies with curry sauce. Oh for f**k sake, Philpy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 It’s not even the money as such as she has a decent job but it’s everything that goes with the clothes. Wardrobes jammed full, clutter, cardboard I need to dispose of and the storage of all it all. We have 2 storage units of stuff that’s not been looked at in more than 2 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 She's away to bed in the huff. We have a 4 month old. I was reminded today that we had tickets for OCS in December. I could see her face screw up as I mentioned it but explained it probably won't go ahead. She went off on one about how the wean needs to get used to folk before we can leave her with them and I am always offering my maw to watch the wean and we can't just go out and expect someone to be able to watch the wean. I told her to f**k up and said it was one night in 5 months time. She then reminds me she had previously gone in the huff cos I had offered to take her to TRNSMT one day next year and expected us to just hand off the wean for a day. Again I told her to f**k up as one day was 5 months away and the other was a fucking year away. If she's not interested in going out together then I am just gonna go out maself and give her something to be fuckin huffy about. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 If you receive a phone call while in the living room watching TV, courtesy dictates you should leave the room. Don't pause the TV or mute it, leave the fucking room. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 If she's upstairs getting ready to go somewhere, she will always have music on loud as possible, and there is no chance that she'll hear me shouting up about anything, or the doorbell going. Even shouted "THE HOUSE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!!" on a few occasions, but nope, she still didn't hear me. I might try pressing the test button on one of the smoke detectors the next time.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Leaves tissues in her jeans pockets then puts them in the washing machine. Infuriating indeed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Leaves tissues in her jeans pockets then puts them in the washing machine. Infuriating indeed. Yep, I regularly pull out hardened lumps of tissue remains from the washing machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Busta Nut said: She's away to bed in the huff. We have a 4 month old. I was reminded today that we had tickets for OCS in December. I could see her face screw up as I mentioned it but explained it probably won't go ahead. She went off on one about how the wean needs to get used to folk before we can leave her with them and I am always offering my maw to watch the wean and we can't just go out and expect someone to be able to watch the wean. I told her to f**k up and said it was one night in 5 months time. She then reminds me she had previously gone in the huff cos I had offered to take her to TRNSMT one day next year and expected us to just hand off the wean for a day. Again I told her to f**k up as one day was 5 months away and the other was a fucking year away. If she's not interested in going out together then I am just gonna go out maself and give her something to be fuckin huffy about. If you've two tickets take a "friend", that will get her huffometer into overdrive. ETA: Serious point - she might have Post Natal Deprssion Edited July 22, 2020 by Jacksgranda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Yep, I regularly pull out hardened lumps of tissue remains from the washing machine. "Hardened lumps of tissue" you say? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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