Popular Post TheScarf Posted February 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 2, 2021 12 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: This reminds me of a hotel stay in Rome where the room had a clear glass door to the bathroom. Not nice. 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 hours ago, heedthebaa said: When we’re away staying at a hotel, she demands I go for my morning shite at the reception/bar The hotels you stay at must have remarkably broad-minded and tolerant receptionists/bar staff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Refuses to just put things in their place. Have a little key dish in the hall, but today went to get my keys to go to work and they’re not there. She’s in the shower so I spend 10 mins searching the flat, then when she gets out and I ask it turns out they’re in her jacket pocket for some inexplicable reason. How fucking difficult is it to just put them in the dish when you come through the door?We have a very specific place to hang all our keys, put up by her. Guaranteed at any one time 3 out of the 4 sets of keys for our cars will be distributed between her handbag and jacket pockets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: This reminds me of a hotel stay in Rome where the room had a clear glass door to the bathroom. Not nice. At the Holiday Inn at Watford, the bathroom door opens inwards 90 degrees and shuts in the toilet cubicle. The trouble is, one of the walls between the toilet and shower is glass bricks, so much for privacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Never uses the wee sticky tab for the loaf of bread....”nah it doesn’t keep the bread any fresher” Okay I’m sure ALL the bread companies are wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: At the Holiday Inn at Watford, the bathroom door opens inwards 90 degrees and shuts in the toilet cubicle. The trouble is, one of the walls between the toilet and shower is glass bricks, so much for privacy. Disabled access rooms are even better for that. Toilet in the big open shower room, big open doorway with no door, occasionally windows or just open holes facing outwards into the bedroom. Perfect for voyeur/watersports orgies. According to a mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 5 hours ago, heedthebaa said: When we’re away staying at a hotel, she demands I go for my morning shite at the reception/bar Reminds me of a story about one of my mates. Staying at a hotel overnight, and they discovered that the toilet flush was broken in their bathroom. He needs a shite, and instead of going to the toilets at reception, decides to just shite in the toilet in the room, meaning she has to get ready for the night out with his shite poking out the water. They broke up shortly after. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 All doors have to be locked. All the time. Because, well, just because. Then leaves keys in the door so that when I come home, I can't open the fuckin door. Yet, somehow its still my fault she's had to get up to come open the door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 10 hours ago, BFTD said: I'm frankly amazed that Mrs DOTL hasn't introduced you to the little brush that sits on the floor by the lavvie. I take it she's just using your toothbrush to remove your...detritus. Mine won’t use toilet brushes as she thinks they are single use and a waste. Wipe away the skid mark and then you need to chuck it, ‘cause it’s got shite on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 New pan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rizzo said: New pan Tom and Jerry style violence is the only acceptable response 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Tom and Jerry style violence is the only acceptable response He had an absolute fucking mare with the tea yesterday. I made a pot of green curry during the day and when he got home told him to put some rice on and that'd be that. First issue was the pan above. Problem was he followed it up by coming through to the living room to sit for 10mins because he was seething, left the curry on and burnt it as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, Rizzo said: New pan Should the pan not have a dent in it by now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Should the pan not have a dent in it by now? I didn't want to get burnt rice everywhere. Spoiler Coincidentally the middle pan does have a new dent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 14 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Refuses to just put things in their place. Have a little key dish in the hall, but today went to get my keys to go to work and they’re not there. She’s in the shower so I spend 10 mins searching the flat, then when she gets out and I ask it turns out they’re in her jacket pocket for some inexplicable reason. How fucking difficult is it to just put them in the dish when you come through the door? Since WFH became regular we got a desk with 2 drawers, one each. Every day in life since. Have you seen my lap top charger? In the desk drawer. Where is my work phone charger? In the desk drawer I can't find my own phone charger, have you seen it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I can't find my own phone charger, have you seen it? Aye but don't keep us hanging. Where the f**k was it? Beside her hair dryer is my guess... Edited February 2, 2021 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: Aye but don't keep us hanging. Where the f**k was it? Beside her hair drier is my guess... The hair dryer and tongs use up a double plug in the bedroom. Like everyone else I know this because I get a call about twice a week to check she's switched them off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Have we all married the same woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Burning rice. f**k me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 10 hours ago, Rizzo said: New pan Thought this was one of Bairnado’s smoker recipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.thumb.jpeg.11f731b494e53900b96970bb0739e682.jpeg)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.