Bairnardo Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 She's phoned me at 1am, blootered. Sat and drank on her own in her house and wanted me to go along and talk. I declined. She's then went to get in her car to come to mines so I've pleaded with her not to, chucked clothes on and run along. Absolutely fucking knackered she's then come out with "I've no idea why you're here. I'll never be good enough for you. You're wanting a moulded girlfriend blah blah blah". Put her to bed, waited about 20 minutes and now I'm back home. Awake at this ungodly hour whilst stone cold sober and not going to work is fucking awful but that be that relationship finito. Sounds a bit complicated mate. Maybe have a chat to her once shes sobered up. Doesnt sound like she's in a great place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: She's phoned me at 1am, blootered. Sat and drank on her own in her house and wanted me to go along and talk. I declined. She's then went to get in her car to come to mines so I've pleaded with her not to, chucked clothes on and run along. Absolutely fucking knackered she's then come out with "I've no idea why you're here. I'll never be good enough for you. You're wanting a moulded girlfriend blah blah blah". Put her to bed, waited about 20 minutes and now I'm back home. Awake at this ungodly hour whilst stone cold sober and not going to work is fucking awful but that be that relationship finito. GTF out of there rapid. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Went to make a cup of tea this morning. Kettle broken. I thought ok, I can pop down to tesco to buy one. I told the wife. "Oh I knew last night it was broken, but when I came up you were sleeping, so I've ordered one from Amazon". It's getting delivered tonight between 7 and 11.30. I pointed out about there being plenty of shops in the area where we can buy one, but I was apparently wrong in doing so, and she was only trying to help... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: She's phoned me at 1am, blootered. Sat and drank on her own in her house and wanted me to go along and talk. I declined. She's then went to get in her car to come to mines so I've pleaded with her not to, chucked clothes on and run along. Absolutely fucking knackered she's then come out with "I've no idea why you're here. I'll never be good enough for you. You're wanting a moulded girlfriend blah blah blah". Put her to bed, waited about 20 minutes and now I'm back home. Awake at this ungodly hour whilst stone cold sober and not going to work is fucking awful but that be that relationship finito. Whilst she’s obviously not in a good place, you’re right that you need to get out of there. Maybe have a word with her pals or something to let them know she’s acting in this way though so she can talk to someone and get some help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, philpy said: Went to make a cup of tea this morning. Kettle broken. I thought ok, I can pop down to tesco to buy one. I told the wife. "Oh I knew last night it was broken, but when I came up you were sleeping, so I've ordered one from Amazon". It's getting delivered tonight between 7 and 11.30. I pointed out about there being plenty of shops in the area where we can buy one, but I was apparently wrong in doing so, and she was only trying to help... Don't come to tesco. You have already pointed out the issues here. Try another shop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: She's phoned me at 1am, blootered. Sat and drank on her own in her house and wanted me to go along and talk. I declined. She's then went to get in her car to come to mines so I've pleaded with her not to, chucked clothes on and run along. Absolutely fucking knackered she's then come out with "I've no idea why you're here. I'll never be good enough for you. You're wanting a moulded girlfriend blah blah blah". Put her to bed, waited about 20 minutes and now I'm back home. Awake at this ungodly hour whilst stone cold sober and not going to work is fucking awful but that be that relationship finito. This is the sort of behaviour that you might expect to emerge once she has you entangled. During the courting phase women are supposed to pretend not to be complete basket cases. It's like you not farting in front of her. If she can't keep a lid on it now then she's probably quite high on the nutter scale and you are well out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: She's phoned me at 1am, blootered. Sat and drank on her own in her house and wanted me to go along and talk. I declined. She's then went to get in her car to come to mines so I've pleaded with her not to, chucked clothes on and run along. Absolutely fucking knackered she's then come out with "I've no idea why you're here. I'll never be good enough for you. You're wanting a moulded girlfriend blah blah blah". Put her to bed, waited about 20 minutes and now I'm back home. Awake at this ungodly hour whilst stone cold sober and not going to work is fucking awful but that be that relationship finito. Get out of there rapid and probably change your number to be safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, GTG_03 said: Get out of there rapid and probably change your number to be safe. ...get out of Dodge, as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 26 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: Don't come to tesco. You have already pointed out the issues here. Try another shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 This is the sort of behaviour that you might expect to emerge once she has you entangled. During the courting phase women are supposed to pretend not to be complete basket cases. It's like you not farting in front of her. If she can't keep a lid on it now then she's probably quite high on the nutter scale and you are well out. Isn't it 'The higher the nutter, the better the ride'? You can see his predicament. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 32 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: Don't come to tesco. You have already pointed out the issues here. Try another shop. I think I preferred the “Every Little Helps” advertising campaign tbh. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 46 minutes ago, coprolite said: This is the sort of behaviour that you might expect to emerge once she has you entangled. That was the worry with the original text situation but I never wrote that at the time. Why is nothing ever just stressless? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 40 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Isn't it 'The higher the nutter, the better the ride'? You can see his predicament. It is a bind, but It's really not worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Using the search function on the telly box. Typing in “the” as the first word and practically every single programme appears. “This things shite for finding programmes” Aye, have you heard the term “keywords” before FFS. Every fucking time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Watching a crime drama, her naming literally every single character as the likely murderer then going "SEE I TOLD YOU" when all is revealed. Also talking over the actual programme as to why it's definitely this person that's the bad guy then rewinding it because "Oh I missed that bit". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 hour ago, GTG_03 said: Get out of there rapid and probably change your number to be safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Day of the Lords said: Watching a crime drama, her naming literally every single character as the likely murderer then going "SEE I TOLD YOU" when all is revealed. Also talking over the actual programme as to why it's definitely this person that's the bad guy then rewinding it because "Oh I missed that bit". This is a good level of engagement. Mine would get to the last scene before realising anyone had been killed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 This is a good level of engagement. Mine would get to the last scene before realising anyone had been killed. Aye that's worse. "Oh, what happened?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 TV: "Inspector, you won't believe this! We've just got the CCTV footage back from the petrol station, and it wasn't the husband who was driving the car, but..." Wife: "oh, did you pick up that thing I asked you to get after work?" Me: (mumbled) "Jesus suffering f**k". Wife: "Why are you rewinding?" Every fucking time, like clockwork. Variant on the above; when he was wee, the wean had a sixth sense about when a gripping mystery was approaching the end, and would suddenly appear and want to talk. I've got a whole library of films that I've seen apart from the final five minutes, as I'd lost all interest after an hour babbling about toy cars. Probably more interesting TBF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Mixed the dregs of the quality street tin in with a new tin of roses. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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