ayrmad Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) On 28/08/2017 at 14:28, Melanius Mullarkey said: That "fight" was worse than McGregor v Mayweather. Utterly pathetic attempt. I've saw rougher stuff at corner kicks. Edited August 30, 2017 by ayrmad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Two 14 year old female neds chanting 'I'd rather be a Muslim than a Tim' over and over on the train tonight. They got off at Blantyre. Blantyre is just the worst place anywhere. They are right tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Sitting right opposite @DA Baracus. C**t of the highest order (in a good way) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 28/08/2017 at 20:53, Ya Bezzer! said: Two 14 year old female neds chanting 'I'd rather be a Muslim than a Tim' over and over on the train tonight. They got off at Blantyre. Blantyre is just the worst place anywhere. So you just happened to know the age of two random neds on a train.... Cool story bro... -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 I'm assuming he's estimating their age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 On 9/2/2017 at 15:26, bennett said: So you just happened to know the age of two random neds on a train.... Cool story bro... Well I don't know their age but I took an intelligent guess based on the empirical evidence available at the time . Much like how I don't know if you hang around an internet forum where everyone finds you to be a risible dope because you are an utterly desperate, attention seeking worm....but I'm taking an intelligent guess based on empirical evidence available at this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 (edited) NITWIT FRIENDLY VERSION Two school age old female neds, who looked older than 13 but not as old as 16, chanting 'I'd rather be a Muslim than a Tim' over and over on the train tonight. They got off at Blantyre. Blantyre is just the worst place anywhere. Edited September 3, 2017 by Ya Bezzer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 So you just happened to know the age of two random neds on a train.... Cool story bro... Your pal Tedi might be interested in this story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 On 02/09/2017 at 15:46, LinkinFighter said: I'm assuming he's estimating their age. As would any normal person. But we're talking about Bennett, here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 On 02/09/2017 at 15:46, LinkinFighter said: I'm assuming he's estimating their age. I'd a feeling he'd use this as a get out... -7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 NITWIT FRIENDLY VERSION Two school age old female neds, who looked older than 13 but not as old as 16, chanting 'I'd rather be a Muslim than a Tim' over and over on the train tonight. They got off at Blantyre. Blantyre is just the worst place anywhere. What if they were 15? Older than 13 but not as old as 16. Would make your guess utter baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I can't be arsed trying to find a parking space near work tomorrow. Slumming it on the train.I fully expect the journey to be torture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I can't be arsed trying to find a parking space near work tomorrow. Slumming it on the train.I fully expect the journey to be torture. From where to where? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Balloch to Singer. They cancel trains on that route for fun.One evening I actually had a member of staff at the station tell me that she hadn't heard about any cancellations and that she expected a train in 15 minutes when Scotrail were tweeting that everything was being diverted via Yoker. She told me that it was up to me whether I believed her and waited for the next train or tried getting something at Clydebank.I hurried down to Clydebank and caught the train she was sure was due in 15 minutes but that had actually been diverted via Yoker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 On Wednesday, August 30, 2017 at 15:22, ayrmad said: I've saw rougher stuff at corner kicks. Is this a Willie Miller impression? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 NITWIT FRIENDLY VERSION Two school age old female neds, who looked older than 13 but not as old as 16, chanting 'I'd rather be a Muslim than a Tim' over and over on the train tonight. They got off at Blantyre. Blantyre is just the worst place anywhere. I met a guy on a bus one time who had come to Scotland from Malawi specifically to see Blantyre. would he not have liked it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tout P'ti FC Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 I met a guy on a bus one time who had come to Scotland from Malawi specifically to see Blantyre. would he not have liked it? What brought him there? Dr Livingstone, I presume? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 On 8/28/2017 at 10:51, Hedgecutter said: I've got the English equivalent of Father Purcell sitting in the row two behind me with his even more boring (presumed) wife. Only two hours to go with no spare seats. Typical sort of thing so far (all one conversation): Are we in a tunnel? No. Then why was it dark? We were just in a tunnel. It was dark wasn't it. Yes it was. But it's not dark now. No. I quite like the dark. I prefer light. Why? You can see things. Like what? I like cows. And sheep. I like it when you can see the sea. Especially when you can see boats. What is Newcastle famous for? Don't know. What is Sheffield famous for? Don't know. They have two football teams I think. I don't like football. That reads like Samuel Beckett. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Hillonearth said: That reads like Samuel Beckett. Oh boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Oh boy. Whereas that reads like Buddy Holly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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