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This morning's cuntress has her work all over a table in a peak time train and was tutting and rolling her eyes because two of us sat down at the table.

Half hour in she then asked us if we would mind not talking so much as she was trying to do her work.

I was very polite and left her pie unscathed whilst continuing to talk about czaba Lazlo all the way to Edinburgh

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This morning's cuntress has her work all over a table in a peak time train and was tutting and rolling her eyes because two of us sat down at the table.
Half hour in she then asked us if we would mind not talking so much as she was trying to do her work.
I was very polite and left her pie unscathed whilst continuing to talk about czaba Lazlo all the way to Edinburgh


That's outrageous behaviour. Her pie should have been very much scathed.
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I posted a wee while back that Abellio had generously offered a free pass after I complained about their trains repeatedly missing out stations. To my utter amazement, they haven't followed through and have blanked me.

 

This cuntish behaviour and their current financial woes are linked. That's karma for you.

 

 

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I posted a wee while back that Abellio had generously offered a free pass after I complained about their trains repeatedly missing out stations. To my utter amazement, they haven't followed through and have blanked me.
 
This cuntish behaviour and their current financial woes are linked. That's karma for you.
 
 

Did they offer in an email? If so, screen grab and twitter-shame them
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Train to York earlier. Big party of braying Edinburgh c-nts board, heading to London for some do. Asshole diagonally opposite me was wearing chinos and a shirt that had a stitched badge on it saying "Le Mans".

The women were all Ugly-Posh as opposed to the Fit-Posh species. Every now and then they would swap seats so each group of 4 would get a fresh dose of fuckwittery joining them.

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The last few trains from Edinburgh to the North are always fruitful on a Saturday after the rugby. I had to suffer a Dundee based army pleb until Kirkcaldy. Abusive? Of course! Racist? Well, a wee bit? Annoying and cuntlike? Au naturel!

What a horrible scroat. Crammed in like sardines so I couldn't get away from him. Eyeballing him seemed to cause him to briefly shut up, but I feel he was just getting his breath back.

The mental vandalism this wankbag was perpetrating should not be allowed.

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Football fans get a lot of flak, rightly to be fair most of the time, but rugby boys are just as bad if not worse.


I've never had any dealings with rugby fans but football fans are indeed c***s. Clyde fans leading the way.
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6 hours ago, RiG said:

Football fans get a lot of flak, rightly to be fair most of the time, but rugby boys are just as bad if not worse.

The difference is that rugby fans are supposed to know better - they all went to posh schools. Football fans are mainly thick as shit (most posters on P&B excepted).

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Can we include the ticket seller as the c**t on the train?

Ticket machine not working at the unmanned station so its buy on the train time - get on the train, look for ticket seller but she has decanted to that little cab at the rear of the train and doesn't come out until we reach the terminus. Thus a train load of people have to queue up and buy tickets from one guy with a machine that he clearly doesn't know how to work before we can get through the barriers.

Utter c**t.

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Bus into town yesterday with some junkie roaster on the phone the whole time. Talking to her pal about another pal who "loves him but isny in love wae him". Then the conversation moved on to how she's really glad she's met this guy and how she believes in "stuff like that".  Next was her talking about how she was having a urine test with the judge some point soon and how she was going to cheat it by saying that the reason whatever drug is still in her system is because it stays in for 28 days and how she'll just take it anyway. In between all this she was planning on how to meet the person on the other end of the phone and neither of them seemed to have a clue where or when they were meeting despite talking about it for 20 minutes. Whole rest of the bus was silent while she goes on in the junkiest, neddiest, scummiest Glasgow accent ever. 

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Bus into town yesterday with some junkie roaster on the phone the whole time. Talking to her pal about another pal who "loves him but isny in love wae him". Then the conversation moved on to how she's really glad she's met this guy and how she believes in "stuff like that".  Next was her talking about how she was having a urine test with the judge some point soon and how she was going to cheat it by saying that the reason whatever drug is still in her system is because it stays in for 28 days and how she'll just take it anyway. In between all this she was planning on how to meet the person on the other end of the phone and neither of them seemed to have a clue where or when they were meeting despite talking about it for 20 minutes. Whole rest of the bus was silent while she goes on in the junkiest, neddiest, scummiest Glasgow accent ever. 


^^^ junkies on a bus thread for this pish
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12 hours ago, The Golden God said:

Bus into town yesterday with some junkie roaster on the phone the whole time. Talking to her pal about another pal who "loves him but isny in love wae him". Then the conversation moved on to how she's really glad she's met this guy and how she believes in "stuff like that".  Next was her talking about how she was having a urine test with the judge some point soon and how she was going to cheat it by saying that the reason whatever drug is still in her system is because it stays in for 28 days and how she'll just take it anyway. In between all this she was planning on how to meet the person on the other end of the phone and neither of them seemed to have a clue where or when they were meeting despite talking about it for 20 minutes. Whole rest of the bus was silent while she goes on in the junkiest, neddiest, scummiest Glasgow accent ever. 

I suppose you wouldn't have minded so much if she hadn't been the driver.

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