killiekranky Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: My alibi is that I have a full head of hair. Was that not the night of the "Sir Tom Hunter" themed office christmas party ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Just now, Zen Archer said: My alibi is that I have a full head of hair. Tell it to the judge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Inverkeithing train pest. [mention=31698]Zen Archer[/mention] or [mention=73487]NJ2[/mention] IMO (grass thread for this pish)https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/hunt-for-man-after-indecency-and-assault-on-fife-train-1-4878683 Would also like to distance myself from this...unfortunately I was in Fife around this time but fortunately I am not (yet) an old fat bald guy...it’s coming but not yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Coming back from the armadillo tonight and there's a guy, wee, red faced and ginger, sitting with a fucking bang tidy blonde American lassie. Ticket collecter comes along and he sits staring down at his phone while she asked for a ticket to Bridgeton. Struggling with the terminology and asking 'is it bridge town, bridge brig, that's how u say it yeah' he doesnt bat an eyelid from his phone. She gets her ticket he then turns to the collector, ' same again, on my card' doesn't break breath to her all the way to their stop then get off at Bridgetown together, still glued to his phone.What an utter c*nt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Woman has just got on the train. She has a cat box type thing. The noise coming from it was a bit strange. Closer inspection reveals a a giant fucking RAT. Squealing and clawing the bars, it's about the size of a small dog. Not even white or black, a big grey fucker straight out a bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 18 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: Coming back from the armadillo tonight and there's a guy, wee, red faced and ginger, sitting with a fucking bang tidy blonde American lassie. Ticket collecter comes along and he sits staring down at his phone while she asked for a ticket to Bridgeton. Struggling with the terminology and asking 'is it bridge town, bridge brig, that's how u say it yeah' he doesnt bat an eyelid from his phone. She gets her ticket he then turns to the collector, ' same again, on my card' doesn't break breath to her all the way to their stop then get off at Bridgetown together, still glued to his phone. What an utter c*nt Maybe he's deaf, you heartless beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 And another thing. The train is about half full. Some daft bint is sitting crosslegged on the floor outside the lavvy. Don't start me about the loudmouth bellowing down the phone about how shit things have been, but thankfully she's back writing scripts now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 26 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: And another thing. The train is about half full. Some daft bint is sitting crosslegged on the floor outside the lavvy. Don't start me about the loudmouth bellowing down the phone about how shit things have been, but thankfully she's back writing scripts now. She's a doctor? What are you after? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: She's a doctor? What are you after? Peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Peace. Cyanide is said to be effective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Just now, welshbairn said: Cyanide is said to be effective. I'll finish the beer and see how I feel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Coming back from the armadillo tonight and there's a guy, wee, red faced and ginger, sitting with a fucking bang tidy blonde American lassie. Ticket collecter comes along and he sits staring down at his phone while she asked for a ticket to Bridgeton. Struggling with the terminology and asking 'is it bridge town, bridge brig, that's how u say it yeah' he doesnt bat an eyelid from his phone. She gets her ticket he then turns to the collector, ' same again, on my card' doesn't break breath to her all the way to their stop then get off at Bridgetown together, still glued to his phone.What an utter c*nt Wee fella doesn’t sexually harass a woman...total c**t there like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Wee fella doesn’t sexually harass a woman...total c**t there likeYou miss the point. They were together, he was punching miles above his weight yet wasn't paying any attention to her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Woman has just got on the train. She has a cat box type thing. The noise coming from it was a bit strange. Closer inspection reveals a a giant fucking RAT. Squealing and clawing the bars, it's about the size of a small dog. Not even white or black, a big grey fucker straight out a bin.Wheelie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 19 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: 12 hours ago, NJ2 said: Wee fella doesn’t sexually harass a woman...total c**t there like You miss the point. They were together, he was punching miles above his weight yet wasn't paying any attention to her. I thought the point was that she was struggling to explain to the ticket collector what she wanted and he didn't help out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Skanky Scouse c**t sitting across from me. She starts shouting at her phone, that's on loud speaker. Not an angry shout, just clearly incapable of talking at a normal fucking level. Tits are huge and hinging oot which is the only thing going for her. I had to move a few seats back next to a woman and a guy at a table. The woman had her bag on the seat so I asked "Is it ok if I sit next to you just now until that loudmouth Scouser finishes her call?" "Yeah no bother" she says......... with a Scouse accent. Reckon I ended up being the c**t. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Skanky Scouse c**t sitting across from me. She starts shouting at her phone, that's on loud speaker. Not an angry shout, just clearly incapable of talking at a normal fucking level. Tits are huge and hinging oot which is the only thing going for her. I had to move a few seats back next to a woman and a guy at a table. The woman had her bag on the seat so I asked "Is it ok if I sit next to you just now until that loudmouth Scouser finishes her call?" "Yeah no bother" she says......... with a Scouse accent. Reckon I ended up being the c**t. You should have been patrolling the train instead of mingling with the riff-raff! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 1 hour ago, JamesP_81 said: 13 hours ago, NJ2 said: Wee fella doesn’t sexually harass a woman...total c**t there like You miss the point. They were together, he was punching miles above his weight yet wasn't paying any attention to her. Treat em mean and keep em keen. Instead of judging maybe you should learn from this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 You miss the point. They were together, he was punching miles above his weight yet wasn't paying any attention to her. Apologies mate, from what you said I thought they were strangers and he should be using her not being able to explain as a chance to step in then try and hit on her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 On 21/02/2019 at 11:04, 19QOS19 said: This seriously pisses me off. There is absolutely no excuse to stink given how cheap soap is. I've no issue with 'fresh' BO or clearly BO as a result of working all day. It's that stale, never washed in months smell that fucks me off. How folk get to this stage absolutely baffles me Never underestimate the laziness of people. Not only are people complete cocks but people are a shower of lazy c***s also. Literally every single day i see complete acts of laziness that make me want to stab on a daily basis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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