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8 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I'm sure I'm not the only one enjoying "Vegasgate" or "Misseddeparturegate" immensely. Any chance of setting up a live twitter feed if it's an easier way to keep us up-to-date with the latest developments?

Unfortunately the flight to Vegas leaves very soon so unless there's suitable WiFi on the plane I might have to wait until tomorrow before I hear from them again to get you all an update.

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2 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

Unfortunately the flight to Vegas leaves very soon so unless there's suitable WiFi on the plane I might have to wait until tomorrow before I hear from them again to get you all an update.

Cmon man. Use your initiative. Invite the poor lad out for a pint! 

I wonder if he could have made it to Heathrow by other means / I wonder if he even looked into it. 

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3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:
5 hours ago, Dee Man said:
I'm training a guy at work this week - Ice Cube's doppelganger- but there hasn't really been much point AS THE c**t KNOWS EVERYTHING ALREADY.  I'm telling him how to do stuff but this c**t decides he's going to do it his own way. When I tell him that he is eventually going to get caught out and lose his job, the god fearing maniac says "If this job is meant to be, it's meant to be". When I asked him if he was talking about fate he said "Yes". When I explained to him that not doing his job properly will be the reason he gets punted and that it would his own doing and f**k all to do with fate he said he doesn't really care about jobs. 
I'll give him two weeks. 

Newbie with attitude

 

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I was just thinking that, if the flight to Vegas is only just leaving the now surely he could have got to Heathrow in 7/8 hours from Aberdeen? Might have been a bit pricey but better that than either getting your jotters or forever being known as the boy that made a c**t of going to Vegas.

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6 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

Cmon man. Use your initiative. Invite the poor lad out for a pint! 

I wonder if he could have made it to Heathrow by other means / I wonder if he even looked into it. 

He called the office about 9 this morning saying he was away home as he felt terrible.  No chance he was going to try and get there.

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1 minute ago, NJ2 said:

I was just thinking that, if the flight to Vegas is only just leaving the now surely he could have got to Heathrow in 7/8 hours from Aberdeen? Might have been a bit pricey but better that than either getting your jotters or forever being known as the boy that made a c**t of going to Vegas.

Fair point.

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Unfortunately the flight to Vegas leaves very soon so unless there's suitable WiFi on the plane I might have to wait until tomorrow before I hear from them again to get you all an update.
Big thumbed greenie for you there. Was going to say you should suggest to someone in the party that they check the lad into the Vegas hotel and trash his hotel room, leaving his name and address lying around.
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1 hour ago, drs said:

Surely I'm not the only one who thinks a few days in Vegas with management is a horrific prospect.

I went to Switch Reno with my old boss. He was going through a simultaneous messy divorce and a midlife crisis so he was a bit of a freak and it was a decent trip.

I can't imagine going anywhere the current management though. Sinfully dull individuals who are only interested in sooking off the upper management.

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1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Never really fancied it. Mostly due to everyone that's been telling me how much I'd love it. I doubt they have an old pub and football ground show in one of the hotels or casinos. But even if they did, I think I'd make my excuses rather than go with work colleagues.

Gap in the Vegas market IMO.

Throw in a bit of family "war memerobilia" (outfits, panzers etc) and you could be onto a winner in Trumps America. 

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There are folk in my office who are amazed it isn't colder in the office in winter.

There's a woman in my office who wears flip flops around the place in the summer(she changes into shoes when heading outdoors) and wears boots in the winter. I would point out that the office is the same temperature whether it's July or January but I won't because the noise the flip flops make drive me insane.
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I was just thinking that, if the flight to Vegas is only just leaving the now surely he could have got to Heathrow in 7/8 hours from Aberdeen? Might have been a bit pricey but better that than either getting your jotters or forever being known as the boy that made a c**t of going to Vegas.
Suppose it depends if it was booked as a single ticket. Turning up at the flybe ticket desk asking to get on a later flight and keeping the onward LAS flight valid would have probably yielded a no chance but if it was BA then it might have been doable.

Guys a prize plum and no mistake.
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3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Gap in the Vegas market IMO.

Throw in a bit of family "war memerobilia" (outfits, panzers etc) and you could be onto a winner in Trumps America. 

 

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Suppose it depends if it was booked as a single ticket. Turning up at the flybe ticket desk asking to get on a later flight and keeping the onward LAS flight valid would have probably yielded a no chance but if it was BA then it might have been doable.

Guys a prize plum and no mistake.

True. Could try and explain, surely not the first person to miss the first leg...be worth an effort I think
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The lad has showed up for work today.  His reason for not waking up on time?  His phone crashed during the night, woke up at 7 and reset it, that's when he phoned the boss who was at Inverurie by this point with the rest of the guys.

No word yet about what will happen to him.  They're back in work tomorrow so will keep you all posted.

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The lad has showed up for work today.  His reason for not waking up on time?  His phone crashed during the night, woke up at 7 and reset it, that's when he phoned the boss who was at Inverurie by this point with the rest of the guys.
No word yet about what will happen to him.  They're back in work tomorrow so will keep you all posted.

An almost believable excuse had he went in to the office shortly after he phoned the boss...I’d still be placing my money on “he’s fucked” odds.
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1 minute ago, NJ2 said:


An almost believable excuse had he went in to the office shortly after he phoned the boss...I’d still be placing my money on “he’s fucked” odds.

Oh aye there's no doubt he was hungover.  He now this second has claimed he had a panic attack so had to phone in sick and go home.  It doesn't look good for him.

It's a shame really as he's actually pretty sound.  We get on well and have the same taste in music and, more importantly, Peep Show.  I hope he doesn't get the bullet.

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