Dan Steele Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: having a tussle with their cheesy muscle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 [emoji23][emoji2399] The Big Man of Chewin the Fat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Speaking of which, I have worked with two guys over the years who were both followed to my work by accusations of them being caught wanking in the workplace. Has any P&Ber ever been caught, or in deed caught anyone, having a tussle with their cheesy muscle when they should be "hard at it"? Use the disabled toilet, you can take all your clothes off and spread out a bit...so I'm told. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 4 hours ago, MSU said: Living. Ftfy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Speaking of which, I have worked with two guys over the years who were both followed to my work by accusations of them being caught wanking in the workplace. Has any P&Ber ever been caught, or in deed caught anyone, having a tussle with their cheesy muscle when they should be "hard at it"? Basic probability would suggest at least a few of the thousands of people who died in the World Trade Center did so while pulling the head off it. Edited November 15, 2019 by MSU 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, MSU said: Basic probability would suggest at least a few of the thousands of people who died in the World Trade Center did so while pulling the head off it. Do you think they were in the act at the point of impact of just decided afterwards? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Use the disabled toilet, you can take all your clothes off and spread out a bit...so I'm told.I do know someone who refuses to w**k at work because he doesn’t want to get naked in the toilets... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I do know someone who refuses to w**k at work because he doesn’t want to get naked in the toilets...Is a refusal to w**k at work noteworthy in your particular place of employment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Is a refusal to w**k at work noteworthy in your particular place of employment?Probably employed as a "fluffer" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Have to admit having a w**k in my overalls once on nightshift, staring into the bleak North Sea. Not very satisfying and a bit sticky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 7 hours ago, nsr said: When asked how long a task will take, say it will take 1hr, I double that to 2hrs to account for things that might go wrong, then double it again to 4hrs because I'm a lazy arsehole. I then spend 1 hr doing the task, 2hrs arsing around on P&B etc, then take credit for being an hour ahead of schedule. Win all round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 59 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Has any P&Ber ever been caught, or in deed caught anyone, having a tussle with their cheesy muscle when they should be "hard at it"? There was a legend of reasonable provenance (not only propagated by fantasists) at my first proper place of work, a marine engineering company in Edinburgh. The story went that one of the young apprentices started knocking one out in an end stall, unaware that that the opaque glass panelling transmitted just enough light to tell if someone was, for example, standing up. Of course, the time-served fitters quickly got a crowd together, the young lad twigged that the place was packed and tried to get away with a nonchalant exit. But was met with a rousing cheer and a round of applause. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 21 minutes ago, ali_91 said: One hundred percent this. There’s a time to be an A and a time to be a B. A’s who try and get meetings over as quickly as possible because they want to get back to proper work are for the watching. Friday afternoon for example, you want a meeting to run a decent amount of time. Friday afternoon meetings require A, Insane to suggest otherwise, it’s the absolute worst time for B’s to show up. Even scheduling a meeting for a Friday afternoon is criminal, never mind deliberately extending it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 1 hour ago, ali_91 said: One hundred percent this. There’s a time to be an A and a time to be a B. A’s who try and get meetings over as quickly as possible because they want to get back to proper work are for the watching. Friday afternoon for example, you want a meeting to run a decent amount of time. I think I tried to write "prolong" rather than the letter salad I wrote. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I do know someone who refuses to w**k at work because he doesn’t want to get naked in the toilets...I'm careful not to wink either. Dangerous game. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Speaking of which, I have worked with two guys over the years who were both followed to my work by accusations of them being caught wanking in the workplace. Has any P&Ber ever been caught, or in deed caught anyone, having a tussle with their cheesy muscle when they should be "hard at it"?I heard of a guy who was fired after he was caught having a w**k at work.He told HR that he was super horny because his female boss constantly wore a low cut blouse and other revealing clothes. As her clothing broke company dress policy he got reinstated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Is a refusal to w**k at work noteworthy in your particular place of employment?It’s not a colleague, it’s a friend from school. GIRUY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 18 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Speaking of which, I have worked with two guys over the years who were both followed to my work by accusations of them being caught wanking in the workplace. Has any P&Ber ever been caught, or in deed caught anyone, having a tussle with their cheesy muscle when they should be "hard at it"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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