Derry Alli Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Daily updates please. I'll try. 18 minutes ago, bishopburn boy said: Aye , sounds like , the long stand , bucket of steam , tartan paint and the full gamut , though he will be on here posting about this bam at his work having him run shite errands Nah, they're all done to death. As I said, he's scarily daft. Another recently was he went to the bakers and got a lorne and egg roll but was complaining they got his order wrong. He was adamant they gave him a burger simply because the lorne was round. "You can't get round lorne, it was a burger. If you could get round lorne, why do they call it square sausage?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Sounds like most managers I know, you're getting plenty of experience Can someone respond to to mixu for me please? I've got a meeting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 When I worked for a large insurance and pensions company my best pal at work was given a spreadsheet with everyone in the departments salary on it. He was sworn to secrecy but obviously copied it. One guy, who was genuinely utterly useless, literally lacking in any use to anyone, was on just over £75,000 a year. Mind blowing. The guy got made redundant a few years later, he probably took home a six figure package given the years he had put in. I think if you took any random from P&B who was relatively switched on they could do his job better. The work experience kids have more value and I’m not exaggerating. For someone so bad to be on a wage that high still makes me confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 33 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Sounds like most managers I know, you're getting plenty of experience 19 minutes ago, coprolite said: Can someone respond to to mixu for me please? I've got a meeting. You're fired. Bonus please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 When I worked for a large insurance and pensions company my best pal at work was given a spreadsheet with everyone in the departments salary on it. He was sworn to secrecy but obviously copied it. One guy, who was genuinely utterly useless, literally lacking in any use to anyone, was on just over £75,000 a year. Mind blowing. The guy got made redundant a few years later, he probably took home a six figure package given the years he had put in. I think if you took any random from P&B who was relatively switched on they could do his job better. The work experience kids have more value and I’m not exaggerating. For someone so bad to be on a wage that high still makes me confused.The operations manager from an industrial door company I worked with for a number of years was absolutely hopeless. The owner of the company was the most driven, ambitious (and friendliest) guy I have ever met (and still speaking to) but his blind loyalty to "Terry" (ops manager) held, and is holding, the company back massively.The paperwork that gets left (lost) on his desk is frightening, invoices for thousands of pounds buried under mountains of paperwork going unfiled.When Terry used to take holidays off, the owner would then drop down to hands on run the company and by the end of the week, or fortnight, the desk would be clear, all the fitters would be happy and there would be a general good feeling about the place.It is absolutely astounding that man still has a job, and a £40k+ company car + Bonus one at that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) My useless colleague missed a call overnight when he was supposed to be on-call. This could get ugly. Edited March 7, 2019 by ICTChris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Aye , sounds like , the long stand , bucket of steam , tartan paint and the full gamut , though he will be on here posting about this bam at his work having him run shite errands Don’t forget “a box of Fallopian tubes”.HTH.[emoji56]On a slightly different note, what is happening with Milky Gem these days ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 My useless colleague missed a call overnight when he was supposed to be on-call. This could get ugly.Was this the c**t that missed the flight?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 49 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Don’t forget “a box of Fallopian tubes”. HTH. On a slightly different note, what is happening with Milky Gem these days ? Working in a restaurant whilst still at school, I was sent on an emergency mission to another restaurant to borrow a "leg of salmon". I remember thinking at the time that it didn't sound right, but the chef was otherwise so humourless and irascible, I never thought he had a prank like this in him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 51 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: On a slightly different note, what is happening with Milky Gem these days ? Many thanks Kind Regards Thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) So far today I've drawn a line on his arm, he's licked his finger and rubbed it but it didn't remove it so I handed him sandpaper to get it off. The fucking idiot rubbed it off, along with the hair on his arm and has what resembles the onset of a 99er. Photo to follow. Edited March 7, 2019 by Dele 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 So far today I've drawn a line on his arm, he's licked his finger and rubbed it but it didn't remove it so I handed him sandpaper to get it off. The fucking idiot rubbed it off, along with the hair on his arm and has what resembles the onset of a 99er. Photo to follow. That kids going to cut your throat soon enough and the jury won’t convict him. Either that or he’s pumping your Mrs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Dele said: So far today I've drawn a line on his arm, he's licked his finger and rubbed it but it didn't remove it so I handed him sandpaper to get it off. The fucking idiot rubbed it off, along with the hair on his arm and has what resembles the onset of a 99er. Photo to follow. Sounds like something from Leaving Neverland last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodeoranger Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 05/03/2019 at 20:11, Miguel Sanchez said: Periscope will be a fine substitute, I'm sure Why have you signed up to a Scottish football forum to post about work colleagues and periscope? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: That kids going to cut your throat soon enough and the jury won’t convict him. Either that or he’s pumping your Mrs. Hopefully the former. I'd hate her to ruin him the way she has me. 1 hour ago, sparky88 said: Sounds like something from Leaving Neverland last night. Bit strange your mind, Sparky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 5 hours ago, NJ2 said: Was this the c**t that missed the flight?? Think that was The Scarf's colleague. ICTChris' workmate is the lazy, useless b*****d on silly money I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Today I have just discovered that a colleague of mine goes to Tesco most days and buys a sandwich. He then returns to his desk and eats it using a knife and fork. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Think that was The Scarf's colleague. ICTChris' workmate is the lazy, useless b*****d on silly money I believe. Ah right enough, Dee Man. I was thinking this was strike 2 for lost Vegas. Today I have just discovered that a colleague of mine goes to Tesco most days and buys a sandwich. He then returns to his desk and eats it using a knife and fork.Some folk might call them a beast for that behaviour.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Toboggan Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 hour ago, The Minertaur said: Today I have just discovered that a colleague of mine goes to Tesco most days and buys a sandwich. He then returns to his desk and eats it using a knife and fork. Kick the fck out of them for that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donathan Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 hour ago, The Minertaur said: Today I have just discovered that a colleague of mine goes to Tesco most days and buys a sandwich. He then returns to his desk and eats it using a knife and fork. Absolutely disgusting behaviour that. A boot to his pie is in order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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