Stellaboz Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 He's a little, slavering gimp that needs emptied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Croma is a loser (and I think he is a boozer) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Croma is a loser (and I think he is a boozer) And his mum is the size of a battlecruiser? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: He's a little, slavering gimp that needs emptied. I don't think he's much longer for this site tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 On 28/03/2019 at 08:14, Dee Man said: A guy in my work took 2 weeks annual leave to go to Bali and returned to work last week. Towards the end of his holiday he fell ill with food poisoning and ended up bed ridden for four days. He just returned to work the other day and asked to be paid sick leave for those four days and his annual leave to be returned to him. The weird thing is, it appears to be the law in Australia and had he had a medical certificate, he would have had his request accepted. I've never heard such madness in my life. Is that a thing in the UK? It would never have crossed my mind to try to get sick pay if I happened to fall ill while on leave. I know what will be happening the next time I'm on leave though... In my work if im off sick and that runs until some annual leave I've put in the annual leave is returned to me as I'm still seen as off sick until I return to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 43 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Croma is a loser (and I think he is a boozer) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Can you guess which donation was made by the annoying, nosey, sanctimonious, attention seeking boot at my work? Thank goodness I only have to put up with her once a fortnight. My thoughts & prayers go out to those who have to work 40 hours per week with the pyscho. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RancidSock Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Bet she has a kevin keegan haircut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 37 minutes ago, RancidSock said: Bet she has a kevin keegan haircut. Nah, more like Barry Venison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 I remember a sheet came round collecting for somebody's leaving present. I put money in but didn't fill in the amount next to my name. The organiser brought the envelope back to me and the conversation went like this: Him: "You haven't filled in how much you donated." Me: "That's right - it's nobody else's business how much I donated." Him: "So how do I know if the money is correct?" Me: "And what are you going to do if it isn't correct? Are you going to go round everybody and ask if they're sure they put in the amount they said they did?" He had no answer to that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Can you guess which donation was made by the annoying, nosey, sanctimonious, attention seeking boot at my work? Thank goodness I only have to put up with her once a fortnight. My thoughts & prayers go out to those who have to work 40 hours per week with the pyscho. Did she go on holiday to Elevenarife? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RancidSock Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 11 hours ago, Crawford Bridge said: Nah, more like Barry Venison. Does her breath smell of cat litter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 12 hours ago, Crawford Bridge said: Can you guess which donation was made by the annoying, nosey, sanctimonious, attention seeking boot at my work? Thank goodness I only have to put up with her once a fortnight. My thoughts & prayers go out to those who have to work 40 hours per week with the pyscho. Presumably it was a joke, taking the piss out of office rivalry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Presumably it was a joke, taking the piss out of office rivalry. Definitely not, she's too much of an idiot and show off to come up with a joke like that. We don't work in an office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 I’m in a team of five. One of my team became a dad last year and we were organising a card and present. When another “person” in my team was asked for a donation for the present, his reply was “no, I’m not interested in children”. Grade A c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, mathematics said: I’m in a team of five. One of my team became a dad last year and we were organising a card and present. When another “person” in my team was asked for a donation for the present, his reply was “no, I’m not interested in children”. Grade A c**t. Disagree. If they don't want to contribute that's fair enough. My work is one collection after another and I have just stopped giving to them. If people think i am a c**t fair enough but I would rather spend my money on me and my family than subsidise some arsehole I don't care about's birthday\child\leaving Edited March 30, 2019 by Wile E Coyote 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Wile E Coyote said: Disagree. If they don't want to contribute that's fair enough. My work is one collection after another and I have just stopped giving to them. If people think i am a c**t fair enough but I would rather spend my money on me and my family than subsidise some arseehole I don't care about birthday\child\leaving I understand not putting in a fiver for a member of a five man team, but there are nicer ways of saying no. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 One of the office birds has been back 6 months after being off for a year on maternity (and a healthy financial collection to boot). Cue the recent email as she’s about to go off on maternity again and another collection being raised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 18 hours ago, GordonD said: I remember a sheet came round collecting for somebody's leaving present. I put money in but didn't fill in the amount next to my name. The organiser brought the envelope back to me and the conversation went like this: Him: "You haven't filled in how much you donated." Me: "That's right - it's nobody else's business how much I donated." Him: "So how do I know if the money is correct?" Me: "And what are you going to do if it isn't correct? Are you going to go round everybody and ask if they're sure they put in the amount they said they did?" He had no answer to that. ^^^ unbelievable tales of tight fistedness thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I wouldn't be donating to a card for somebody's birthday. f**k that. In my place if its your birthday you bring the cakes in, for everyone. That's when the real tightfistedness becomes prevalent. FWIW, February was a better month than March. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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