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There’s a fella in my mate’s work who claims he has Pathological Demand Avoidance. This basically means that he has a deep rooted inclination to tell folk no when they ask him to do something.
boy’s a genius.
That is peak Wally, you have to tell Scott Adams about this as he could get 4 weeks worth of Dilbert material out of that. I hate lazy b*****ds but that is utter genius.
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On 18/10/2019 at 22:38, D.A.F.C said:

Sorry lads, bit of a heads gone. Not in a good place atm.

Genuinely, try self-employment. If you work from home, you can get away without talking to anyone for days. It's great.

Unless the folk you live with are c***s too, in which case, have considered laying a patio?

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17 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Genuinely, try self-employment. If you work from home, you can get away without talking to anyone for days. It's great.

Unless the folk you live with are c***s too, in which case, have considered laying a patio?

Not as easy as saying 'try it' regarding being self employed though.

You need to be able to see something to someone.

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5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Not as easy as saying 'try it' regarding being self employed though.

You need to be able to see something to someone.

There's always prostitution.

...according to a mate.

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Just now, NJ2 said:

Not when you look like him (I assume as he’s a Pars fan)

Some folk are so desperate to feel the touch of another human that they aren't so choosy.

...according to a mate.

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1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Or old folk that work in charity shops.

Keep this up and I'll be digging up that old 'triggered' GIF that Banana used to throw about the place.

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Some folk are so desperate to feel the touch of another human that they aren't so choosy.
...according to a mate.

Interesting (wild) that your mate considers Pars human. Everything I’ve experienced suggests they’re some sort sub-breed, social experiment gone wrong. Different strokes for different folks I guess though...
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3 minutes ago, NJ2 said:

Interesting (wild) that your mate considers Pars human. Everything I’ve experienced suggests they’re some sort sub-breed, social experiment gone wrong. Different strokes for different folks I guess though...

InB4 "aye, but he's from Alloa"

His mate, I mean. His mate's from Alloa.

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14 hours ago, mathematics said:

There’s a fella in my mate’s work who claims he has Pathological Demand Avoidance. This basically means that he has a deep rooted inclination to tell folk no when they ask him to do something.

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode!

He's Ebeneezer Goode.

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1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Genuinely, try self-employment. If you work from home, you can get away without talking to anyone for days. It's great.

Unless the folk you live with are c***s too, in which case, have considered laying a patio?

Yes. You suddenly become Managing Director of your own company and your own life as well. Obviously my situation is totally different to everyone else but I have been self employed for 18 years and it is a billion times better than my previous job. Yet it seemed a scary idea at the time. I fully understand that most new companies are started by people who were made redundant from their previous job.

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7 hours ago, Fullerene said:

Yes. You suddenly become Managing Director of your own company and your own life as well. Obviously my situation is totally different to everyone else but I have been self employed for 18 years and it is a billion times better than my previous job. Yet it seemed a scary idea at the time. I fully understand that most new companies are started by people who were made redundant from their previous job.

I hear your boss is a dick though.

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2 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

I’d like to run my own business but don’t have an idea on what to do.

Please give suggestions and I 100% promise I’ll give up my 9 to 5 and devote my life to the best one.

Freelance Police Officer.

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