DA Baracus Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 A thread to highlight absolute nonsense, be it just silly pish that is clearly absolute bollocks that idiots believe in, or some malicious crap that not only tries to rip foolish folk off with hysteric bullshit claims but can actually be harmful to people. Or indeed anything else that is, quite frankly, bullshit. To kick off I’m going with some of the malicious crap. This comes from Goop, the astonishing ‘health and lifestyle’ website belonging to Gwyneth Paltrow. Frankly the entire site could be listed, but I’ll just list a couple of things from this depository of lies. First up; wearable stickers that promote healing. Yes, they’re actually hawking stickers that apparently can do magical things for you, for just $36. Bargain. It’s claimed that the stickers are made from the same material as NASA space suit lining. In fact, this is what they say; “The stickers are made with the same conductive carbon material NASA uses to line space suits so they can monitor an astronaut’s vitals during wear.” And they apparently “rebalance the energy frequency in our bodies,” NASA, after wiping the tears of laughter from their eyes, replied with that it “does not line its spacesuits with conductive carbon material.” Staying with Goop, they also sell jade eggs for women to put up their fanny. I’m not joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 A non malicious one now. Some mentalists think that there is a hidden planet called Nibiru that is going to hit Earth on the 23rd of September. Said mentalists also said this would happen in 2015, 2012 and 2003. http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/15/death-planet-nibiru-is-going-to-hit-earth-on-september-23-killing-us-all-author-claims-6854506/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 TV detector vans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Ex Coventry goal keepers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Flat earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Just stick 100% of P&B in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 God bless us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Anyone fancy sponsoring a Dundee player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 34 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: TV detector vans. There are actual adults in the office here at my work who still believe this is a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I like it, General Nonsense condensed down into one thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Most of the contents of the Daily Excess and Daily Heil is bullshit. May as well chuck in the Record as well while I'm at it.. ..and this one was a fair effort from the old Celtic board.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 5 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Religion This one. 2017 and we still have idiots telling us to pray for those suffering from <Whatever disaster almighty gawd has inflicted on them>. Because an omnipotent, infallible being will give you cancer but will then cure it if someone asks him to. Or maybe he won't in which case you get to join the vindictive b*****d loving saviour in heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I once heard a friend of a friend boasting that he drove from Aberdeen to Dundee in 20 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Boy on here gets his wages in £500 notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Jim Bakker's Bonus Buckets, a TV Evangelist (though he got kicked out of his ministry for shagging around) who went to jail for fraud, is back selling shit to the masseshttp://www.nytimes.com/1989/10/25/us/bakker-sentenced-to-45-years-for-fraud-in-his-tv-ministry.html "The jury found that Mr. Bakker defrauded his followers by selling more vacations at his Heritage USA Christian resort and theme park than he could provide. 'Lifetime Partnerships' During the trial, prosecutors outlined how Mr. Bakker sold ''lifetime partnership'' vacation plans, in which viewers were offered once-a-year vacations at Heritage USA for the rest of their lives for $1,000 donations." Though with the american justice system being the farce that it is, he got out after just 5 years. Anyway fast forward to today and he is now preaching about how the Rapture is near, be prepared for it, buy his buckets of food to keep you alive during the Apocalypse for the low low minimum price of $100 a bucket, rising to $650 a bucket depending on your tastes. Honestly though, this guy went to jail for defrauding money out of christian's pockets, yet here he is doing the exact same kinda thing once again and these slack jawed bible belt moron's are like "Its okay darlin, he wont f**k us again!" I mean even look at this "sampler bundle" Almost 24,000 servings of food is a fucking sampler? I mean i know its America but mon tae f**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Flat earth Some mentalist has sprayed this on the back of loads of road signs up and down the A9 and its periphery, except on the one going towards the A9 at the north of Aviemore they have misspelt earth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 There's some folk who believe Scotland can qualify for the World Cup. And some folk on here are having a go at religion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 13 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Jim Bakker's Bonus Buckets, a TV Evangelist (though he got kicked out of his ministry for shagging around) who went to jail for fraud, is back selling shit to the masseshttp://www.nytimes.com/1989/10/25/us/bakker-sentenced-to-45-years-for-fraud-in-his-tv-ministry.html "The jury found that Mr. Bakker defrauded his followers by selling more vacations at his Heritage USA Christian resort and theme park than he could provide. 'Lifetime Partnerships' During the trial, prosecutors outlined how Mr. Bakker sold ''lifetime partnership'' vacation plans, in which viewers were offered once-a-year vacations at Heritage USA for the rest of their lives for $1,000 donations." Though with the american justice system being the farce that it is, he got out after just 5 years. Anyway fast forward to today and he is now preaching about how the Rapture is near, be prepared for it, buy his buckets of food to keep you alive during the Apocalypse for the low low minimum price of $100 a bucket, rising to $650 a bucket depending on your tastes. Honestly though, this guy went to jail for defrauding money out of christian's pockets, yet here he is doing the exact same kinda thing once again and these slack jawed bible belt moron's are like "Its okay darlin, he wont f**k us again!" I mean even look at this "sampler bundle" Almost 24,000 servings of food is a fucking sampler? I mean i know its America but mon tae f**k Looks like cattle feed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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