HenryHill Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 c***s that go too slow when i want to fast. c***s that go too fast when i choose to drive sensibly. Calm c***s when I am angry. Angry c***s when i am calm and above all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 East Kilbride f**k OFF all of it, thank you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 1 hour ago, ayrshire_nomad said: East Kilbride f**k OFF all of it, thank you I've never met anyone from East Kilbride that I've liked. I don't know anyone who likes people from EK, other than other people from EK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I've never met anyone from East Kilbride that I've liked. I don't know anyone who likes people from EK, other than other people from EK. The biggest c*nt i've ever worked with lives in EK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Sat at the traffic lights on Bainsford cross yesterday. I'm in the left lane. Next to me is a lane for turning right and then you have the lane going the opposite way. A taxi driver comes the opposite way and parks on the double yellow lines. Now the people going that way have to use the right turn lane next to me to get past his car. Basically if someone sits in that right lane to turn right the entire road is blocked because yet another taxi driver hasn't got the 1% brain power to realise what he's done. To make it worse if he drove an extra 10 feet there is a car park he could use instead. It's bad enough anyone being this selfish and stupid but this guy drives for a living 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 (edited) The old b*****d farmer c**t that drives his tractor around Dundee at peak/rush hour times. Edited November 24, 2017 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: The old b*****d farmer c**t that drives his tractor around Dundee at peak/rush hour times. Didn't realise Danger had a tractor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: Didn't realise Danger had a tractor. He’s a figment of Biggie’s imagination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Caravan's??? In November? Get. To. f**k!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q0S-RUSH Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: The old b*****d farmer c**t that drives his tractor around Dundee at peak/rush hour times. This also happens on the Dumfries bypass its called traffic calming measures. Im sure the council pay the c*nts to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 41 minutes ago, Q0S-RUSH said: Im sure the council pay the c*nts to do it. Wouldn't be surprised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 9 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: The old b*****d farmer c**t Is their any other type of farmer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Folk that ignore one way systems in supermarket car parks. In fact. Folk in supermarket car parks in general 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 8 hours ago, Romeo said: Google Street view? Hate to say this but that was genius idea Unlike my non genius reading of the Mon-Fri times when it was a fucking Saturday. Even worse when you posted this on the "c***s on the road" thread. On 17/11/2017 at 15:29, whiskychimp said: People who cut you up because you've had the temerity to read the bus lane sign and then skip all the traffic queued in the other lane. It's got times for a reason. Just because it's painted red doesn't make it a no go area The definition of having a mare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Improper use or non use of a bus lane is a test failer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 hour ago, whiskychimp said: Hate to say this but that was genius idea Unlike my non genius reading of the Mon-Fri times when it was a fucking Saturday. Even worse when you posted this on the "c***s on the road" thread. The definition of having a mare ^^^ c**t on the road 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Has that sign slid down the pole it's on because it's so heavy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 On 11/20/2017 at 21:03, heedthebaa said: I hate white cars, you’re never sure if it’s a polis car from distance I used to have a white Cavalier. Funnily enough when I drove that the middle lane hoggers moved over and no one tailgated me when we were in a row of traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 hours ago, thisal said: I used to have a white Cavalier. Funnily enough when I drove that the middle lane hoggers moved over and no one tailgated me when we were in a row of traffic. Ditto. Especially when I chose to wear a white shirt to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 (edited) After my 8 hours of driving this weekend became 10 hours, here is a list of people and things who qualify for this category 1. People who don't turn their lights on when it's absolutely chucking the rain down, especially if you have a grey, silver, black, or white car. I CAN'T FUCKING SEE YOU!! 2. People who waste everyone's time at toll booths. A) You need to go to the correct window, if you end up in the cash only lane and try to use a credit card I need to engineer a corporate merger between my foot and your ass. Also, when you get to the cash window, have money ready! Even if you don't have exact change, have it ready to give to the attendant! 3. Caravans and RV's, pretty self-explanatory. People should need a bus license to drive these North American monster RV's 4. People who are afraid to pass a police car, even if the police are going slowly. Was on a stretch of autoroute (motorway) and a cop was doing exactly the speed limit creating a huge slowdown behind him because everyone was afraid to pass 5. People who tailgate. Especially people who tailgate in the passing lane, and then when you move over to let them by they just chill out in your blind spot instead of passing you. I moved for you b*****ds! 6. People who slow down and gawk and accidents or broken down vehicles. 7. Transport Quebec for the poor design of interchanges and never-ending construction 8. Clouds: you know what you've done 9. My stomach for being upset on the day I had to make a long drive I did not have a good day yesterday Edited September 4, 2018 by senorsoupe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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