Guest Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Kinnesburn St Andrews. Not strictly on road but a cuntt neverthelessTo everyone's shock it's a BMW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 12 hours ago, superbigal said: Kinnesburn St Andrews. Not strictly on road but a cuntt nevertheless It appears to have a cock on its underside. Which is surprising as it's usually found in the driver's seat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 Not so much “c***s on the road” but “c***s in a car park” for this one. In the wee car park round the back of the corner shop. Started reversing out my space (after checking mirrors and blind spots ofc). After I was already out a bit, the guy opposite/behind me turns on his engine and I notice his reverse lights have came on. I stopped for a wee second and he hadn’t moved, so started edging out again assuming he must be waiting until I’m finished. How wrong was I? The c**t then starts reversing out while I’m halfway out my space, so I stopped again and gave my horn a tap to let him know I was there. Does he stop? Naw. He carries on his manoeuvre, coming so far out that he’s blocked me in - leaving me with no option but to wait in amazement at what I’m witnessing until he’s fucked off. As he was driving off I gave the horn another beep to see if I got any response. The c**t didn’t even look. I don’t know if he was completely oblivious to what was going on or just had a neck made of brass. He was fairly old but still looked too young to be at the “so senile he shouldn’t be driving” stage. To top it off he then indicated right before turning left on his way out the car park. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, eez-eh said: Not so much “c***s on the road” but “c***s in a car park” for this one. In the wee car park round the back of the corner shop. Started reversing out my space (after checking mirrors and blind spots ofc). After I was already out a bit, the guy opposite/behind me turns on his engine and I notice his reverse lights have came on. I stopped for a wee second and he hadn’t moved, so started edging out again assuming he must be waiting until I’m finished. How wrong was I? The c**t then starts reversing out while I’m halfway out my space, so I stopped again and gave my horn a tap to let him know I was there. Does he stop? Naw. He carries on his manoeuvre, coming so far out that he’s blocked me in - leaving me with no option but to wait in amazement at what I’m witnessing until he’s fucked off. As he was driving off I gave the horn another beep to see if I got any response. The c**t didn’t even look. I don’t know if he was completely oblivious to what was going on or just had a neck made of brass. He was fairly old but still looked too young to be at the “so senile he shouldn’t be driving” stage. To top it off he then indicated right before turning left on his way out the car park. Should have reversed in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Should have reversed in. Driving in isn’t my preferred way but it’s perfectly acceptable. That’s why “drive in, reverse out” is one the manoeuvres included in a driving test. And it’s no excuse for the dozy c**t in question either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 I never drive in nose first into a parking space as its the height of laziness and bad planning. Reverse parking isn't difficult and saves all the faffing about when you're leaving with checking all ways and expecting others to stop to let you crawl out. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 24 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: I never drive in nose first into a parking space as its the height of laziness and bad planning. Reverse parking isn't difficult and saves all the faffing about when you're leaving with checking all ways and expecting others to stop to let you crawl out. Not if you've got a wheelchair in the boot or a load of shopping to get in it. If you can't safely reverse out of a parking bay without delaying other drivers, you shouldn't be allowed on the road. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 (edited) I always assume its rubbish drivers that park nose in first..... ETA - I do it myself from time to time so that strengthens my assumption. Edited January 9, 2021 by KingRocketman II 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 37 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: I never drive in nose first into a parking space as its the height of laziness and bad planning. Reverse parking isn't difficult and saves all the faffing about when you're leaving with checking all ways and expecting others to stop to let you crawl out. Except that clearly wasn’t the case here if you’d read what I said. I was already doing my manoeuvre before the stupid b*****d - who was also reversing - barged out. It’s a very small car park and was busy when I got there so I was doing everyone a favour by driving in instead of holding everyone up while reversing in, and I had stuff to get out of the boot - which would have been up against the wall if I’d reversed. Bizarre that “well you should have reversed in then!!1!” is the response to the above story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 11 hours ago, welshbairn said: Not if you've got a wheelchair in the boot or a load of shopping to get in it. If you can't safely reverse out of a parking bay without delaying other drivers, you shouldn't be allowed on the road. I don't understand why they put a bollard in the middle at the end of disabled parking bays. I'd love to reverse in, get the ramps down, get the wheelchair out and get the wife straight onto the pavement. Instead I've got to unload all that in the road and block traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Not if you've got a wheelchair in the boot or a load of shopping to get in it. If you can't safely reverse out of a parking bay without delaying other drivers, you shouldn't be allowed on the road.OK ill give you the wheelchair thing but shopping?...no way. Its usually daft women who dive in nose first to the first space they see without thinking of the chaos they'll cause trying to get back out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: 13 hours ago, welshbairn said: Not if you've got a wheelchair in the boot or a load of shopping to get in it. If you can't safely reverse out of a parking bay without delaying other drivers, you shouldn't be allowed on the road. OK ill give you the wheelchair thing but shopping?...no way. Its usually daft women who dive in nose first to the first space they see without thinking of the chaos they'll cause trying to get back out. How will it be chaos? I'm quite capable of reversing out safely and/or choosing a parking place that it makes no difference and can drive in or out. You probably being the car park to a standstill as you make your twelfth cut at reversing in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 I don't understand why they put a bollard in the middle at the end of disabled parking bays. I'd love to reverse in, get the ramps down, get the wheelchair out and get the wife straight onto the pavement. Instead I've got to unload all that in the road and block traffic. I'm surprised that's been allowed. Building Control are very strict on DDA compliance these days. Unless the bollards were installed later. As for parking, I'll normally reverse in unless I'm at the shopping to make sure I have access to the boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 14 hours ago, KingRocketman II said: I always assume its rubbish drivers that park nose in first..... ETA - I do it myself from time to time so that strengthens my assumption. Me. too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Nose in all the way. Nothing worse than being sat behind some dafty on attempt number 18 trying to get in the space 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 How will it be chaos? I'm quite capable of reversing out safely and/or choosing a parking place that it makes no difference and can drive in or out. You probably being the car park to a standstill as you make your twelfth cut at reversing in.Reversing into a space is so easy and makes it even easier to leave. If you take 12 goes at it then you should probably quit driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How will it be chaos? I'm quite capable of reversing out safely and/or choosing a parking place that it makes no difference and can drive in or out. You probably being the car park to a standstill as you make your twelfth cut at reversing in. Reversing into a space is so easy and makes it even easier to leave. If you take 12 goes at it then you should probably quit driving. Your insistence that it's always right demonstrates your inflexibility and failure to see the prevailing circumstances, ergo a shite driver. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 I personally reverse park when possible but in reality bad drivers will hold up everyone and make a hash of either reversing in or out of a space, hence the amount of cars battered in big car parks at shops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 OK ill give you the wheelchair thing but shopping?...no way. Its usually daft women who dive in nose first to the first space they see without thinking of the chaos they'll cause trying to get back out.My local Tesco has bollards at the end of almost every parking bay, I drive a Ford Ecosport and the tailgate door swings open to the left. If I reverse in I literally can't open the rear door more than a foot or so. If I reverse in to the other bays that don't have bollards but another parking space behind it, then no doubt some nugget parks right up the arse end of my car and I can't open the door there either. As mentioned, if you can't reverse safely out of a space in a supermarket car park then I'm afraid driving isn't for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 seems apt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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