jimmy boo Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 50 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: One of the finest roads in Scotland to zip round. I raise you the roller-coaster that is the road from Faslane to Arrochar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: I raise you the roller-coaster that is the road from Faslane to Arrochar. There's a road that runs up the side of Edzell Woods that if you don't lift your foot it's enough to take you out your seat and throw everything about the back of the vehicle (6 or 7 times) but the wheels remain in contact with the road. Great fun when the passenger has no idea. Edited August 15, 2023 by Derry Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 5 hours ago, mathematics said: c***s not on the road for this pish. Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies? Ben Hur spikes on the wheels of the pram! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 19 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: I raise you the roller-coaster that is the road from Faslane to Arrochar. Faslane to just south of Luss? Great road in a hire car c.25 years ago. The run off lanes for HGVs with failed brakes always looked terrifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 The road on the West of Arran is good fun if you boot it. I love the gouges on the tarmac caused by sumps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Got stuck behind a learner driver - 15 mph! I know they have to learn but that's ridiculous. Maybe it was their first lesson of course. Funny how terrifying driving a car seemed when you were learning, now it's nearly done on autopilot (not necessarily a good thing). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Got stuck behind a learner driver - 15 mph! I know they have to learn but that's ridiculous. Maybe it was their first lesson of course. Funny how terrifying driving a car seemed when you were learning, now it's nearly done on autopilot (not necessarily a good thing). My autopilot took me half way to work last week before i realised i'd the kids in the car and was meant to be going to my folk's house. 30 odd miles off course but only an extra 15 mins or so on the journey fortunately. Stupid inflatable c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 42 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: The road on the West of Arran is good fun if you boot it. I love the gouges on the tarmac caused by sumps. West side of Arran is brilliant if your passenger is new to the island and you boot it for a wee bounce in the car. But there a bit in the south (about Kilmory I think), that can feel like a solid drop if you get it wrong. Great wee drive round all of Arran 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 19 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: West side of Arran is brilliant if your passenger is new to the island and you boot it for a wee bounce in the car. But there a bit in the south (about Kilmory I think), that can feel like a solid drop if you get it wrong. Great wee drive round all of Arran Aye - I had my suspension come through the wheel arch of the Mazda I had at the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 5 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: West side of Arran is brilliant if your passenger is new to the island and you boot it for a wee bounce in the car. But there a bit in the south (about Kilmory I think), that can feel like a solid drop if you get it wrong. Great wee drive round all of Arran @When Reallity Kicks In red dotted this post. For the life of me I cannot see why. Any explanation, chief? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxo Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 On 14/08/2023 at 16:49, thistledo said: I've said this before on here, but this specific person made me feel the need to mention it again. c***s that park in parent / child spaces without a child are utter c***s man, happens every time I'm at the shop. On Sunday this fat slob of a woman in her 40's, fake lips, jet black hair, a sort of modern-day Karen perhaps, lycra clad which was ironic given her BMI was dawdling around Asda and doing that leaning on the trolley push, like standing up right and doing it is too much for them (fucking hate that) anyway she constantly seems to be in my way, even looked me up and down when I had the audacity reach over and pick up a tin of beans that she seemed to have been mulling over for a ridiculously long time. Well that's the picture painted, I walked out and she's parked in the very closest parent and child bay, no kids and is kinda smirking at me with her big fat lips on her big fat face... I was like, the fucking hell is your deal hen? Also a shoutout to the c***s that blocked a side road unloading logs while roadworks were going on, on the road adjacent, meaning every c**t turning down it had to try and 3-point turn with parked cars all along it and then try and re-join the traffic at the temp lights where obviously loads of people already waiting were really eager to let you in. And I'll bet you pulled this 'fat slob' up and gave her a right good piece of your mind like the hard man you are and didn't just slink back to your car to greet about it online like a wimp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 16 hours ago, mathematics said: c***s not on the road for this pish. Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies? Drag that pram down the side of as many of those as you can 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 10 hours ago, Paxo said: And I'll bet you pulled this 'fat slob' up and gave her a right good piece of your mind like the hard man you are and didn't just slink back to your car to greet about it online like a wimp. Bit unnecessary, that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxo Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Bit unnecessary, that. The fat shaming language was a bit unnecessary in my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 56 minutes ago, Paxo said: The fat shaming language was a bit unnecessary in my opinion. It's the only language they understand. Hell slap it into the fatties 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 On 14/08/2023 at 16:53, Molotov said: It would have been a better story if you had lobbed the beans through her back window. Waist of a good tin of beans... On 15/08/2023 at 12:15, Alert Mongoose said: Wanting pumped imo. Had more of a "Look at you having to walk further to your car you peasant f**k" 16 hours ago, Paxo said: And I'll bet you pulled this 'fat slob' up and gave her a right good piece of your mind like the hard man you are and didn't just slink back to your car to greet about it online like a wimp. Not sure it's particularly "hard" for a male to chin a lassie alone in a car park if I'm honest, so nah. Anyway, hiya chubby lycra clad lass, hope you got the right beans in the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Tourists - drive like demons wherever the road's straight enough to overtake but slap on the brakes when they see a tree, or a hill, or a coo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 26 minutes ago, thistledo said: Waist of a good tin of beans... I think I see what you did there! Unless your education was a waste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 54 minutes ago, Molotov said: I think I see what you did there! Unless your education was a waste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 21 hours ago, scottsdad said: @When Reallity Kicks In red dotted this post. For the life of me I cannot see why. Any explanation, chief? He's done the same to several posts here for no apparent reason. Obviously a bit of a roaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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