LondonHMFC Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 This is going to be brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Gotta’ love those Ibrox hero welcomes. Like this one.... Look at em’, gagging for photos and an autograph, jeans barely concealing the collective hard-ons at the untold wealth off the radar, the imminent transfer warchest, the impending big-name signings, and getting it right up ‘them’. Glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Gotta’ love those Ibrox hero welcomes. Like this one.... Look at em’, gagging for photos and an autograph, jeans barely concealing the collective hard-ons at the untold wealth off the radar, the imminent transfer warchest, the impending big-name signings, and getting it right up ‘them’. Glorious. Show them a shiny thing and they clap like performing seals. Dead forever. $$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJC Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Franny Licher said: haters of Sevco seem happy. Do they aye? #tryingtoohard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 The laughter is because of the plus ca change nature of the ***s. If they'd got Del, Clark or maybe taken a risk with Jack Ross then the giggles would only have been a fraction of what they are. You can dress it up anyway you want but the bottom line is they are undoubtedly paying way over the odds for a former high profile player that has no experience of management and minimal youth level coaching and he is going to expect multi-millions to spend, money they don't have at the moment. All of this has probably been triggered by the 4-0 humping by Celtic and accelerated by last weekend's 5-0 humiliation. They've basically panicked into a very risky appointment to try and save face with their bigoted hoards. Still, playing at the highest level and winning trophies must mean you're a good manager. Throw in some international coaching, which Gerrard doesn't have, and you're guaranteed success... It's definite chuckle chuckle time until Garrard proves us wrong, if he can. Nobody knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, MJC said: It doesn't take a genius to work it out. Steven Gerrard joining Rangers is a big move for them and whilst obviously a gamble, this is a massive coup for that club. And their haters won't like that. Comedy gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Grimes Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Absolutely box office appointment tbf The glamour will keep the mutants happy over the summer Then we’ll get to witness whether this guy can manage a football club Hope it’s a relentless clusterfuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 4 hours ago, The_Judge said: Out of curiosity would you like it if a Scottish Football story was being discussed down there? FWIW I'm no really that fussed. I work with 90-100 lads here. Football fans of teams far and wide. You'd think maybe, just maybe it gets a mention. Plenty Liverpool fans around but no, not mentioned. Not even something along the lines of "WTF is Gerrard playing at? It's shite up there isn't it?" Sure, the media might be wetting their pants so to speak but I'm only saying what I see here and read in the papers in the Mess. Scottish football does get the odd mention at work. You know, the usual, "there's only two teams up there" or "who the f**k are St Johnstone Bobby?" Even the scottish lads on the Sqn aren't that interested although their big teams are English (usual suspects) and one for some reason is a die hard Lincoln City fan. Mind you, they're going well, big game for them tomorrow. I might even go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Forest of Dean said: A lot of the commentators down south do have quite good knowledge and also just better knowledge of how football actually works in general than the likes of Tom English etc. who've never played the game. There’s the “Yer Da” alarm going off. “Never played the game” is incredibly honking patter in relation to intelligent journalism on the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 This should be hilarious. It's got John Barnes Mk II written all over it. 6 months max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 That awkward moment when the Rangers manager mouths the words along to You'll Never Walk Alone pre-Old Firm match at Parkhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 There’s the “Yer Da” alarm going off. “Never played the game” is incredibly honking patter in relation to intelligent journalism on the game. 100%. Anyone wheeling that pish out deserves their opinion immediately disregarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdog Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 He won't make it to Xmas then Mac will take over ,and they'll do slightly better than they did this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 He will do a decent enough job Imo. He's such a motivational speaker that he won't let anything slip before a game starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hellbhoy Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Never thought it would happen, but it did. A coup signing for the **** only because of Gerrard's high profile status for the time being. All we are going to hear for the next 3 months or so is the many many big names Sevco are possibly looking to loan or sign and how Gerrard is going to stop the allusive 10IAR which is what the 4 year deal is for I presume. For the time being this has only blind-sided the **** clusterfuck shenanigans at the club and there are plenty and King has managed to somehow point and say look over there. Personally I think Sevco will start the season well enough as the feel good factor kicks in but ultimately I feel as the Premiership managers work out Gerrard's style of play and tactics results will start to go against them as Pedro's tactics were counteracted after a few months. Also there is the possibility that Gerrard will become a successful manager, but I put that mildly. He comes across as clueless as f**k as a football pundit and always states the obvious but does not factor in many things about the players he is talking about. Players should be doing this and doing that as well as the mangers. This should be interesting as he should be changing formations and tactics about 50 odd times during a match by his punditry. I think he will underestimate the Scottish Leagues whilst trying to get Sevco to play like Liverpool plays at the moment with bang average players which could be ultimately a complete disaster because they won't be good enough to execute a style of play not suited to Scottish football. Can't wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lebowski Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 I take it he's just being appointed close season? Really don't want Hibs to miss the chance to have beaten all 7 *** managers if Nicholl isn't in charge next week... #goingfor8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Steven Gerrard announced as manager, yet Scott Brown seems to the most important thing on their mind. "f**k Scott Brown". "A waant him to put Brown oan his arse". To spare you clicking on a link to the Sun. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/2596749/rangers-fan-f-scott-brown-live-tv/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, senorsoupe said: 100% agreed, especially considering that this can't be a cheap option. With the kind of salary they are probably giving Gerrard they probably could have lured a more experienced manager like a Chris Coleman or even a David Moyes. One of the best investments Celtic have made recently has been Brendan Rodgers, seems silly that they don't invest the same way How has that investment paid off in Europe? 2 hours ago, HAMLISCH said: Stevie Gerrard? Stevie Gerrard! Here's my mate Stevie's WellArd Rip Magic the dug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nastro Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Hope Stevie G makes the dead team great again, I really do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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