P & B Limerick competition 2017

[Bert Raccoon]

On 11/08/2016 at 15:21, Bert Raccoon said:

There once was a poster named Grady  

Who's electrics were noticeably shady

He burned all his pets

No point in the vets

But I bet they'd taste lovely with gravy

Here's one I made earlier.

[Finch road]

34 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said:

Poetic licence doesn't cover entering something for a limerick competition, that quite clearly does not constitute a limerick.

You lamentable cretin, you.

Bore off you fucking pseudo intellectual VL

[Monkey Tennis]

49 minutes ago, Finch road said:

Bore off you fucking pseudo intellectual VL

Why Yes.

The limerick is clearly the most highbrow of all the poetic forms.

[Bobby Skidmarks]

2 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said:

Why Yes.

The limerick is clearly the most highbrow of all the poetic forms.

I realise you’re playing on your stereotype but you’re reaching Grimbo levels of threadkilling nowadays.

[welshbairn]

8 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said:

Why Yes.

The limerick is clearly the most highbrow of all the poetic forms.

Shite haiku.

Have you posted a limerick yet?

[tamthebam]

4 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Shite haiku.

Have you posted a limerick yet?

Is shite haiku what Melanius Mullarkey has battered with chips?

[The Captain]

There was a young man called the cardinal.

Also at 40 a global moderator , quite remarkable.

With Tynieness they wisely adjudicate.

Pass judgment but  seldom find time to fornicate.

Over familiar with tennent`s lager,

Imbibing in tracksuits they swagger.

So this paean to our moderators is complete

And if I don't win this competition I won't be downbeat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[tamthebam]

1 hour ago, The Captain said:

There was a young man called the cardinal.

Also at 40 a global moderator , quite remarkable.

With Tynieness they wisely adjudicate.

Pass judgment but  seldom find time to fornicate.

Over familiar with tennent`s lager,

Imbibing in tracksuits they swagger.

So this paean to our moderators is complete

And if I don't win this competition I won't be downbeat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't win you won't be sick,

Fairy nuff, cos that ain't a limerick,

It's not even a clerihew

So I say "F*ck you"

And "Get stuffed, ya dick"! 

 

[The Equalizer]

On a forum that's called P&B,

Posts range from angst through to glee,

From a tear stained resignation,

To independence for a nation,

If it upsets you go make some tea.

[PB 4.2]

@throbber 

Do we have a result, yet?  

[Quentin Taranbino]

There once was a poster called Gus 

Who used to shove pies in his pus 

He thought he'd won best poster 

Mumsnet made him a roaster 

We all saw diddies without fuss 

[johnnydun]

There was a young man called Murty,

The team that he worked for were dirty, 

Pumped by the Dee's,

Brought down to his knee's,

With Relegation they will soon be flirty.

 

Thank you.

[8MileBU]

There was a young man called Murty,
The team that he worked for were dirty, 
Pumped by the Dee's,
Brought down to his knee's,
With Relegation they will soon be flirty.
 
Thank you.

There was a man called johnnydun,
Gloating cos the dees won 2-1,
He drank dirty water,
Made him sick and in bother,
Serves him right. Yours truly, a H*n.

[Unleash The Nade]

When Neil Lennon spoke today  on the trannie

He blamed everyone except his own granny

Although not defeated

He thought Hibs had been cheated

Just f**k up ya moaning wee fanny 

 

[throbber]

[mention=40259]throbber[/mention] 
Do we have a result, yet?  

I’ll let it run a few more days until I decide.

[johnnydun]

9 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

 

There was a man called johnnydun,
Gloating cos the dees won 2-1,
He drank dirty water,
Made him sick and in bother,
Serves him right. Yours truly, a H*n.

 

Ooooh harsh!

I stuck up for 8mile and his imaginary friend, 

because of an ear he offered to lend,

but even I know that Tony,

is a complete fucking phoney,

So get it up you ya fucking bellend.

 

 

[8MileBU]

Ooooh harsh!
I stuck up for 8mile and his imaginary friend, 
because of an ear he offered to lend,
but even I know that Tony,
is a complete fucking phoney,
So get it up you ya fucking bellend.
 
 

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[topcat(The most tip top)]

WTM murders prostitutes and wears their skin as a mask
He bought a new claw hammer just for this task
What he does with the liver
Would make you all shiver
And as for their lungs, please don’t ask

FTFY

[Kamenitza]

Mystic Meg, took a few peeks

at Sevco's upcoming weeks.

What's in store

is laughs galore

and Shull keeps pishing his breeks

[Unleash The Nade]

Hibernia22 once had a date

To the pictures they went , oh how great

He then had a go

With her in the back row 

Which all ended with him in a state