AUcal Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 (edited) Airdrie 'supporters' with a "Stop the Boats" flag at their game yesterday. Less "tinpot" I guess, more just Airdrie's wee bunch of hanger on weirdos. Edited August 6 by AUcal 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 A steward at Forfar v Clyde yesterday reduced a boy of about 8 years old to tears by confiscating a toy megaphone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior_Arab Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 On 31/07/2024 at 21:03, Ron Aldo said: Tenuous SPFL link but this cracked me up A bit more detail… “For thousands of ‘orrible Brits who make the pilgrimage every year, Bucharest is a stag do Mecca, where you’re handcuffed to a stripper at baggage reclaim and plied with watered down Raki by your zorbing instructor. You’d like to think a culture vulture like Neil Lennon would shun that seedy underbelly, but it sounds like the new Rapid Bucharest gaffer might have slipped into stag mode. According to local reports, the former Celtic boss turned up to training hanging out of his arse after a midweek piss-up at a brewery, and then proceeded to urinate on the training pitch in front of his horrified squad. The term used by Romanian press was actually “defecate”, but we’re hoping that’s an error from Google Translate…” https://www.upshot.email/p/sold-bag-oregano 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 12 hours ago, AUcal said: Airdrie supporters with a "Stop the Boats" flag at their game yesterday. Less "tinpot" I guess, more just Airdrie. Tbf, imagine being a refugee who ends up being housed in Airdrie. Poor people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 13 hours ago, AUcal said: Airdrie supporters with a "Stop the Boats" flag at their game yesterday. Less "tinpot" I guess, more just Airdrie. Isn't Airdrie landlocked ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 1 minute ago, Billy Jean King said: Isn't Airdrie landlocked ? Haven't you heard? There's thousands of migrants sailing up the Monklands Canal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 58 minutes ago, AUcal said: Haven't you heard? There's thousands of migrants sailing up the Monklands Canal. That's nonsense of course, they'd come in upstream from the Clyde into the River Calder. I haven't seen any yet, but I'll burn the Tudor Hotel down later, in case they get any ideas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's nonsense of course, they'd come in upstream from the Clyde into the River Calder. I haven't seen any yet, but I'll burn the Tudor Hotel down later, in case they get any ideas. Tommy Robinson telt me thae AsYluM seekers are Oompah Loompahs. Better burn down the Orange Lodge too... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's nonsense of course, they'd come in upstream from the Clyde into the River Calder. I haven't seen any yet, but I'll burn the Tudor Hotel down later, in case they get any ideas. The scary part is you probably mean that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 13 minutes ago, PossilYM said: The scary part is you probably mean that. Of course I do. Apart from anything else, they changed the steak pie recipe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 (edited) 45 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Tommy Robinson telt me thae AsYluM seekers are Oompah Loompahs. Better burn down the Orange Lodge too... If it spread to Legends bar I'd never forgive myself. As the Barrel Vaults it was part of my youth and should be due a blue plaque. Edited August 5 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeTon Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 That's 60 out of an apparent allocation of 87 (which is tinpot in itself). 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 13 minutes ago, ClydeTon said: That's 60 out of an apparent allocation of 87 (which is tinpot in itself). If those numbers are accurate, then that is brilliant! Only 60 remaining… chapeau. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 10 hours ago, ClydeTon said: That's 60 out of an apparent allocation of 87 (which is tinpot in itself). I think the riot police can stand down from there then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 23 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's nonsense of course, they'd come in upstream from the Clyde into the River Calder. I haven't seen any yet, but I'll burn the Tudor Hotel down later, in case they get any ideas. Wiping out Harry's Bar would be a disaster for the more discerning of Airdrie's pub-goers. They'd be aghast at having to resort to cheap pints and karaoke in Yesterdays. Best to just head them off in the direction of Coatbridge and let them worry about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Fair bit of work gone into that, not too sure what the tin pot connection is ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 21 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: ^^^If St Johnston supporters are curious about what he'd look like 3 months after he dies... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 47 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Looks like it was drawn by the "artist" who regularly appears on the "Shite for sale or free on the Internet" thread. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckford Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Might be the same "artist" that created our infamous Dougie Imrie on a trampoline display. Fair play for the man hours spent to create this though and at least they can commemorate wining a cup(s) Accies just don't do cups unfortunately 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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