Phrases that scream a***hole

[Benjamin_Nevis]

"At the going down of the sun we will remember them"

 

[Dee Man]

We go again.

Butthurt. 

[johnnydun]

Bespoke 

[Brother Blades]

“I’d quite like to try something other than vaginal sex”

 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

3 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

Bespoke 

I thought they made a buzzing sound?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Artisan

Upcycle

 

[senorsoupe]

"My BMW..." 

Usually interjected into any conversation about cars 

[HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows]

What a Boominter this threads turned out to be.

 

[coprolite]

7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Artisan

Upcycle

 

Artisan is very useful shorthand for "overpriced pretentious shite".

It's very considerate of tedious wankers to mark their kohlrabi pickles and quince gin so clearly to avoid them being bought by normal people. 

[Cardinal Richelieu]

I'm not sure if you can call a pub an arsehole, but the recent trend for pubs to advertise their menu as "street food". It's cooked in a kitchen with four walls and a ceiling, then brought to me on a ceramic plate, and eaten with a metal knife and fork. In what possible way is that "Street Food" ??

Bonus points if it's advertised as "pop-up street food" ... Especially if it's been there the last 15 years. 

[Bairnardo]

I'm not sure if you can call a pub an arsehole, but the recent trend for pubs to advertise their menu as "street food". It's cooked in a kitchen with four walls and a ceiling, then brought to me on a ceramic plate, and eaten with a metal knife and fork. In what possible way is that "Street Food" ??
Bonus points if it's advertised as "pop-up street food" ... Especially if it's been there the last 15 years. 

Of course you can. Wetherspoons is an arsehole.

[Shandon Par]

2 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I'm not sure if you can call a pub an arsehole, but the recent trend for pubs to advertise their menu as "street food". It's cooked in a kitchen with four walls and a ceiling, then brought to me on a ceramic plate, and eaten with a metal knife and fork. In what possible way is that "Street Food" ??

Bonus points if it's advertised as "pop-up street food" ... Especially if it's been there the last 15 years. 

There's a burger van in Rosyth that has rebranded itself as "Scottish Street Food". Quite admire that. Artisan processed burgers, undercooked bacon rolls etc. 

[Shandon Par]

13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Artisan

Upcycle

 

You are an artisinal poster that was upcycled from the old MozzaMozza chap. 

[NJ2]

You are an artisinal poster that was upcycled from the old MozzaMozza chap. 

And an arsehole. Could say his post was a bit of an own goal...

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, NJ2 said:

And an arsehole. Could say his post was a bit of an own goal...

I didn't realise own goals were a thing in fives. Can add that to the extensive list of things P&B has taught me over the years. 

[Herman Hessian]

"I'm a glass half-full kinda person"

congratulations on your irritatingly witless optimism - unfortunately, you are also a c**t of the highest order...

[Herman Hessian]

also, people who are "comfortable in their own skin" should be introduced to Buffalo Bill at the earliest opportunity to put a painful and lingering end to their smug self-satisfied twattishness

[Melanius Mullarkey]

16 minutes ago, NJ2 said:

And an arsehole. Could say his post was a bit of an own goal...

 

[NJ2]

I didn't realise own goals were a thing in fives. Can add that to the extensive list of things P&B has taught me over the years. 

They aren’t usually...

[Herman Hessian]

12 hours ago, senorsoupe said:

"My BMW..." 

Usually interjected into any conversation about cars 

slightly OT but an admirable illustration of the arsehole/car juxtaposition: my (now) boss at work and me were at some tedious meeting with a very successful female print company director; he was braying on about his new mercedes f-class or whatever the f**k it was, some tawdry piece of shit anyway - to which her response,clearly intended to make him look more of a c**t than he had already managed himself, was "oh really - that's exciting for you - if you get a chance, do come up to Brooklands for one of our promo days  - I'm a co-owner of the track and quite often take my Veyron for a spin round there...."