GordonD Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 9 hours ago, The Golden God said: Also wear shorts at airport, was a guy in football/sports shorts at Glasgow Airport last Monday when it was fuckin freezing outside, doesn't matter where you are going. You can change when you get there. That would mean taking a second set of clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Get up at 5am to run to the pool to claim and reassemble 20 sun beds into a big circle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatoon Bairn Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Get fences and bank machines mixed up. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Have facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Have facebook. *deletes Facebook* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Buys a bottle of champagne in a pub then gets their photo taken drinking it. Everyone in the group then gets their photo taken with the bottle or a glass of champagne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Chip in for a gram of cocaine that costs £30 and is heavily cut with asbestos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Chip in for a gram of cocaine that costs £30 and is heavily cut with asbestos. Then loudly discusses which pubs apply WD40 to the toilet cisterns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Chip in for a gram of cocaine that costs £30 and is heavily cut with asbestos. Guess I'm definitely not lower class then. £80 quid and definitely a relatively high purity level the last time I bought some for a friend... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Wear jeans with loads of large “brand” writing / logos on them. Gio Goi & Hatch spring to mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Refer to their partner as "she" or "her" in conversation with no prior context. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Mainly have a different surname from their mother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Mainly have a different surname from their mother. Or the modern phenomena, the double barrelled surname, which totally subverts the natural order (not you, Jambos). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Insist on replying to questions that they haven't a scooby about with incredibly vague so-called answers, but just want to seem intelligent. Wouldn't bother me so much if it didn't spam out the genuinely useful comments. Also start comments with "OMG..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Thinks the colour of their passport or where it's made bares any relevance whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Fleg in the front garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Couch in the front garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Anyone who expresses anger at Stephen Yaxley Lennon’s Twitter expulsion is lower class trash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Are a single mum yet has 3 kids with 3 different fathers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 On 3/29/2018 at 08:32, Trackdaybob said: Thinks the colour of their passport or where it's made bares any relevance whatsoever. Can't spell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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