whiskychimp Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Do we know if the old guy was a good c**t or not? Maybe he deserved to be burgled -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: The price of driveways has just rocketed, those flowers won't pay for themselves. I can't believe you're stereotyping like that. They also do garden clearances. And cloths pegs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, chomp my root said: I can't believe you're stereotyping like that. They also do garden clearances. And cloths pegs. If they were that good at the tealeaves they should have seen this fucking thing coming. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: If they were that good at the tealeaves they should have seen this fucking thing coming. Rhyming slang ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, chomp my root said: Rhyming slang ? Tasseography. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Tasseography. In that case they maybe knew but didn't tell him. Maybe his fellow travellers didn't like him either, he doesn't sound like a very good tea leaf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) No, no and no. i’ve never owned a Rangers or a Celtic top, so i’d have nothing to abandon at some grief site. If i was leaving a card and flowers, i’d leave the following message: Goodnight sweet prince of burglars. Hopefully God removes the screwdriver and keeps you as a handyman. xoxxoxoxoxoxo RIP Edited April 10, 2018 by Scary Bear 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 3 hours ago, NotThePars said: I forgot to lock my door (hiya xbl!) one night and a drunk guy that presumably lived there before me stoated in one night and woke me and my then gf up. I was apparently remarkably calm as I got up and ushered him out the door and on his way. He dropped his wallet as well on the way out and I handed it back to him. Gutted I didn't brain him, carve him into pieces and kept them in my fridge while maxing out his debit card knowing that legends like DanMc99 would've been there to back me up. I would be there for you mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 21 hours ago, DanMc99 said: I am waiting for someone to come on here and defend the burglar. ^^^^ ends every post on Facebook with "discrace!!!!1111111" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 11 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Do we know if the old guy was a good c**t or not? Maybe he deserved to be burgled probably both C*nts . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 16 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Florists should be paid burglars wages. All tributes back up now apparently. Whilst the guy didn’t deserve to die, it pretty much goes with the territory, “live by the screwdriver, die by the screwdriver” I believe William Shatner wrote. How about we give burglars florists' wages? That way, when a burglar is murdered on duty, most probably by @Welshbairn or @NotThePars by the sounds of things, their family will have legitimate money to buy memorial flowers, and won't have to rely on ill-gotten gains to fund their moving tribute. Those ill-gotten gains can then be recycled or sold on craigslist for a reasonable profit. with perhaps a percentage going to the Florists' Benevolence Fund. Everyone's a winner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 20 hours ago, MacDuffman said: 'Vincent's alleged accomplice Billy Jeeves, 28, is on the run having dumped their car close to the traveller estate the friends come from near Orpington, Kent ' They're a pair of Pikey's - how many other burglaries & con's have they done. Not saying they deserve to die but no sympathy for them. Traveller estate - fancy name for a caravan site. Jeeves and Vincent. Posh c***s imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Jeeves and Vincent. Posh c***s imo. Sweet Jeeves and Vincent, Young and old and gone. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 One of the women who keeps putting the shrine back up. You can see the love and devotion in her face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 21 minutes ago, GordonD said: One of the women who keeps putting the shrine back up. You can see the love and devotion in her face. ...or dioxin poisoning off of the candy floss fumes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) Planning on robbing a house or two this weekend , any advice? i have a screwdriver and a chisel, is that usually enough? any types of people who i should avoid? Edited April 11, 2018 by DanMc99 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: One of the women who keeps putting the shrine back up. You can see the love and devotion in her face. Maybe this should be in the things lower class do thread. I went out with a woman like that once. Very good in bed, even although she did smoke before, after and during. The downside was that when out wining and dining, she just had no idea how to dismiss a waiter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 We should take some time to remember the real victims here. STAB HOME FEARS Richard Osborn-Brooks’ neighbours fear they won’t be able to sell their homes after burglar stabbing Residents are worried the death of burglar Henry Vincent could put buyers off their properties in Hither Green, South London https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6023874/richard-osborn-brooks-neighbours-fear-they-wont-be-able-to-sell-their-homes-after-burglar-stabbing/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Got to admire that the only concern that Londoners have after a stabbing, massive fire or terrorist attack is the effect on their house prices. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Did I tell you all the story when I/we burgled? 3 days before Christmas, I was 6or7 at the time. Whole family out at the local school for some celebration, small village so everyone knew we were there. We left early as my sister was sick... When we got back to the house there was 2 people in our house, my dad jumps out the car and runs to the house. The 2 perpetrators jumped the back fence. I as I child have kept that for all my life. Complete terror. If they were to fight back duck knows what would have happened. My father with 3 kids and wife standing and some c**t in his house. He would have slaughted both..... Hated Christmas from that day, all the present from Santa were there to be seen. I know have massive knife above the door in the inside & and a bigger one in private place on the outside. Here me I will not hesitate to kill 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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